Born to a fierce, fire-eating demon prince (who now owns a bar) and a beautiful Irishwoman (still beautiful and still Irish!), CrownOfLaurels discovered her mighty talent for writing while still a child. For lo, her keyboard and mouse are mightier than any sword, faugh, any weapon of mass destruction, although her writing has been known to inspire fear and terror the like of which have ne'er been known ere this day (mainly in how bad it is!) Originally published on under the screenname of DoubleEdgedSword, CrownOfLaurels joined fanfiction.net in order to gain recognition. Finding none, she retreated to her chamber, ate her own weight in chocolates and clumsily hauled her fat carcass to the computer in order to write, her one true passion, lust and love in life...apart from an unhealthy appetite for chocolate...and Johnny Depp...and Orlando Bloom...and Sour Cream & Onion Pringles...and Beethoven music...and Internet quizes...and Anne Rice novels...and evil guys (hell yeah, if you have piercings/tattoos bring it ON!) and the list is endless, so I shall end my tale. Verily, thou hast failed to smite her might! Tallyho! Tantivy!