Heyo! I'm... me. Yes, I know, my penname sucks, but I was in one of those all-too-common "I want to shoot my algebra teacher in the groin" moods. And I figured "hey, what better way to cause him pain than with an innaccurate Russian assault rifle?". Not that my penname has anything to do with my algebra teacher... or maybe it does... who knows? I'm just ranting. Speaking of ranting, have you ever noticed how many neat words mean "talking with no discernable goal or aim"? Prattling, ranting, bantering, rambling, raving... so many. Why do I think about stuff like that? Who knows? Sometimes I think that I think too much...

Whee, now that that's done with, a bit about myself:

I'm probably younger than you'd guess, but I'm not going to tell you my exact age, lest discriminatory people... discriminate. I'm male, my name is Andrew, and the 7th letter of my middle name is "i". I have brown-blonde hair, blue-grey eyes, and I don't own a single piece of clothing, save for socks, that doesn't have either blue or black in it. Royal blue usually, but sometimes it's slate-ish. I'm too lazy to keep writing in sentence form, so I think I'll launch into a list of likes, dislikes and the like (teehee, I have the inclination to call that a pun, but it really wasn't).

Likes:

red
coffee
music
fantasy
reading
Magic: The Gathering
LOTR
Soviets
Anything history (channel, class, etc.)
Video games (especially Starcraft 64)
Prosciutto (sp?)
British accents

Dislikes:

Anything republican
George W. Bush
Supporters of George W. Bush
hsuB .W egroeG when spelled backwards
Mispronunciations
Jono Turchetta
Independants who lean Republican
my algebra teacher
diarrhea
People named "Francis"
Humans
Humankind
Homo-sapiens
Stupid people
good-looking people
Me
Puns

Whoo. IM me at SaxMan7337 (AIM) or Saxman7337@hotmail.com (MSN) or email me at Devilman711@charter.net