Wassup people. I am the StarryKunzite of FanFiction!

My tastes of fanfics will vary at times, but it matters what I’m attached to.

Also I won’t update a lot, so I may stick to drabbles and oneshots.

Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Kane Cronicles, Remarkable, The 13th Princess, Land of Stories and Wings of Fire, etc.

Movies- Batman v Superman, Justice League, WONDER WOMAN, Suicide Squad, Lemonade Mouth, Star Wars, and legit anything Marvel, (Infinity War cri) etc.

-TV shows-

Cartoon: Young Justice, Justice League/ Justice League Unlimited, Marvel Avengers assembled, Ultimate Spider-Man, Jessie, Miracalous Ladybug and Cat Nior, Teen Titans, Slugterra, Transformers Prime, Transformers Rescue Bots, Star Wars Clone Wars, Voltron/ Voltron Legendary Defender, etc.

Live-Action: Arrow, The Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, Riverdale

Animes: Mekaucity Actors, Naruto, Sword Art Online, One Punch Man, Madoka Magica, Attack on Titan/ Attack on Titan Junior High, RWBY, My Hero Academia.

Musicals: Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill

My Fandoms

Voltron Force and VLD

Young Justice

Some of DC but the batfamily is my SHIT.

Marvel plain and simple

RWBY

Naruto

Mekakucity Actors

Percy Jackson

Heroes of Olympus

Hamilton

DEAR EVAN HANSEN

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!

MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

TEACHER: *explodes*

Make a list of your favorite Percy Jackson characters in no particular order.

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Piper

4. Jason

5. Hazel

6. Grover

7. Juniper

8. Frank

9. Leo

10. Thalia

A meteor is hurling toward earth. Can 3, 10, and 7 stop it?

Piper, Thalia, and Juniper. Maybe, I mean Piper can charmspeak Juniper to help.

Could 4 and 9 date?

NO! Jason and Leo are BFFs.

5/6 OR 5/8? Why?

Hazel and Frank. I ship Frazel, plus Grover's with Juniper

7, 1, AND 6 are your teachers. Good or bad.

Great! Percy would be-uh- Percy, Grover and Juniper are good, but maybe the school will have to convert to eviromentalists.

What would happen if 7 fought 5?

Hazel wouldn't do anything, she's fighting a dryad and both are seriously nice.

5 was dating 3 until 3 went off with 7. 5 dated 8, 9, and 1. 5 then followed the wise advice of 6, and found true love with 2.

Hazel was dating Piper until Piper went off with Juniper (what?). Hazel then followed the wise advice of Grover and found true love with Annabeth. No just no.

3 is rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd say "Piper! Don't charmspeak me, but can you not go through my stuff."

You give 4 a nickname, what is is it?

I would probably call Jason, Cap. Lightning

You become 2's best friend, what would you friendship be like?

Annabeth and I would chat about random books, and I would have help with homework. (Its Annabeth who wouldn't do at least one of those things?)

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

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If you have a profile, do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

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If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

"Friends are the family you choose."

"Why is it we always fall for our best friends? Is it because we know we can trust them? Is it because we know them so well? Is it because of the way they know exactly what's going on in our heads? Or is it because they are there any day, anytime, anywhere without the promise of kisses, intimate touches or whispered sentiments of love? I think we love them because they are there when there is nothing in it for them except for that little glimmer of hope that maybe someday there will be." Unknown

"The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain" Unknown

"Older siblings: The only people that pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries."

"Sisters are... Clothes borrowers, fit throwers, cover stealers, secret keepers. An enemy, a friend, a conversation without end. Sassy, bossy, silly, fussy. Pretty & sweet, tea parties with treats. Dress up, mess up, fess up, get punished. Fights over nothing, sharer of dreams. A headache, a pain, a princess, a brat, she ruined my hat. I love her, I miss her, I tease her, I kiss her. She is my family and that means more to me. What would I do without her?"

"People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in CHAOS, is because things are being loved and people are being used."

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

To many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you would like the Teen Titans animated series to return some day copy this into your profile.

If you believe in God copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

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a porbelm.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate(or dislike) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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Percy Jackson Quotes:

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."

"He's the sun god," I said.

"That's not what I meant.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”

“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

"It only works on wild animals."

"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

“You weren't able to talk sense into him?"

"Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death."

"I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.”

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”

Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.

Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.

Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

“On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”

Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.

Octavian made a squeaking sound. "What was that for? I didn't say tossit! That could've been evidence. Or spoils of war!"

Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me.Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation.

"You other two..." He pointed his blade a Hazel and Piper. "Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus--"

All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth's dagger.

"You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.”

"Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies"

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action.

"What does Blackjack want?" she asked. "Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.”

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?

Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?

Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.”

More Percy Jackson Quotes

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. -Nico

Let us find the dam snack bar. -Zoe

Peanut butter! -Tyson

Owie. -Bob

Bob says hello. -Percy

Fish ponies! -Tyson

Nobody! -Polyphemus

Seaweed brain. -Annabeth

OoOoOoO

Grandmother Fa: “Greeeeaaat. She brings home a sword. If you ask me she should have brought home a man-”

Shang: “Excuse me does Fa Mulan live here?”

*Grandmother Fa & Fa Li point Shang in the right direction *

Shang: “Thank you.”

Grandmother Fa: “Oooo sign me up for the next war.”

OoOoOoO

Mulan: “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

Grandmother Fa: *Yelling in the background* “Would you like to stay forever?”

Shang: “Dinner would be great.”

OoOoOoO

Mulan: “You're, um...”

Mushu: “Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?”

Mulan: “Tiny.”

Mushu: “Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. “

*Khan snaps at Mushu*

Mushu: “Down, Bessie.”

OoOoOoO

If you are a freak for PJO, copy this onto your profile

If you wish you were a demigod, copy this onto your profile

If you're a bookworm, copy this onto your profile

A Few Quotes

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, all I wanna know is who's drinking my water!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer(My friend's youngest sister, Liz, survived cancer.)

If you've ever stared at someone because you couldn't decide if they were a boy or a girl, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

REPOST THIS IF IT TOUCHED YOUR HEART

Put this in your profile if you actually read other people's profiles.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you want to copy and paste this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I love Jesus!

HE IS MY SAVIOR

If you love Jesus with all your heart copy and paste!!

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I was lost!"
That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
my flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in to make it longer

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.

Let's eat, Gramma!
Let's eat Gramma!
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.

I find inspiration in cooking, my family, and my dog.
I find inspiration in cooking my family and my dog.
COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Dear Math,
Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...

Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear The Optimist, The Pessimist, and The Realist,
While you idiots were arguing whether the glass was half full, half empty, or half of both air and water hence always full, I drank the glass.
Sincerely, The Opportunist

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Zebra.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher.
"Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel. I like you..

Have you ever had that feeling, that you wanna do something, but you don’t wanna do it, because you’re a lazy little crapnoodle?

Same.