Dwarves have One Love in their lives and when they find them they fall into the Sanâzyungurs for several days. This means a lot of things to dwarves: unconditional love, a blessing from Mahal, a sense of becoming whole; but mostly what it means is an obscene amount of sex. Sadly, not all dwarves recognize their One right away. See ch. 1 for full summary & pairings...

Yet again, another porn-without-plot story about the delicious Thorin Oakenshield and the female!reader. Summary : Everynight, every-single-night, I palm myself to completion imagining all the filthy things I would do to you Yeah… enough said :D **I have no shame and I regret nothing, except perhaps, not owning Thorin Oakenshield**

Bilbo is enjoying the dinner spread at Beorn's house a little TOO well. It makes Thorin uncomfortable, to say the least. Bilbo/Thorin

Kinky sex in Mirkwood. Stuff happens when Thranduil captures Thorin and decides to lord over him. Written as a fill to a prompt on The Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorinduil. ONESHOT

Oakensmut. Pure amazing no true plot Oakensmut. Seriously, if you one up the King in any way, the King will have his say. (Thorin/Female OC)

Bilbo stumbles upon Fili and Kili in a very compromising position. No, he doesn't want anything to do with that. But what will happen when he finds himself smack dab in the middle? Smut and threesomes, that's what. Fili/Kili/Bilbo, incest, sex, threesomes, maybe some OOCness.

Fili and Kili hate each other with a passion and fight constantly as a result. Thorin, annoyed at their stupidity sends the brothers on a task with the hope that they will solve their issues. Fili/Kili, Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

What were Fili and Kili really up to that distracted them from watching the ponies? Movieverse. Done for Hobbit kink meme over on lj. Incest, oral sex, frottage, and a degree of anal.