Hazelwave
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Joined 09-03-12, id: 4237742, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hi this is Hazelwave (or just Hazel - i don't care what you call me as long as it's not offensive)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. A/N: Oh yes.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. A/N: How about both? Does temporarily insane count?

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile.

If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (I am all of those things)

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile. A/N: Why would i be on this site otherwise?

If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

NOTE: Pranakaia and i wrote a story together but since we both can't post it, you can find it under her account (it's the one titled Avox Games). Thanks

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie,Darkgreenprietess, GeishaGirl93, Through My Looking Glass Eyes, Ersatz Einstein, I Was Divided by Zero,Hazelwave

Fly by Momo the Writer reviews
Okay, this is under Maxium Ride, but this is my own story. This is about a girl named Mallory who is a test subject for HAEL. She is used for experimenting to see if us humans could all fly with wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
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Skybound reviews
This is about a girl named Mist who was taken by the school, and made into a mutant. This is my first fanfic so please review (i hope i don't sound desperate). Thanks! Rated T because i don't know how to rate.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012
Haunted reviews
Hey, Hey people. This is another take on when fang left in Fang, and maybe a back story that no one knew. Please read and review, and magical cotton candy will be in your future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete