Moriarty turned Sherlock into a three-year-old so that he would be easier to kill. But the plan backfired. He's too cute to kill! Now Sherlock has to deal with being babied by practically everyone. He has got to turn back! No pairings.

On a walk home from their not-a-date at Rico's, Carlos convinces Cecil to spend five minutes in the Dog Park. Cecilos fluff, slightly ooc because I love the idea that they bring out the polar opposite in each other.

Welcome to Night Vale: Carlos has a bit of an embarrassing pass time that no one really knows about. One day while doing science Cecil decides to swing by the lab and see Carlos. Said scientist is indulging in said pass time. Carlos/Cecil Something short and fluff.

Jade wants to find out if she can break through Dave's poker face. And a few things happen. Just a drabble i did when the moment hit.

Done as fic exchange on tumblr with one of my good friends. Dave visits John for the summer, they go to a park but John gets stuck in a tree so Dave climbs up to get him out but ends up staying there and well... the title explains itself.

Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.

This Valentine's Day just might be worse than all of the previous ones, because someone had been leaving you a paper heart every day for two weeks, and you STILL had no idea who it might be.

His plan was perfect, his plan was flawless... at least, that was until he tried to carry it out. Damn it, Egbert! - Dave, ever the hopeless romantic, is determined to get with John. So when he takes him ice skating, could it be the best decision he's ever made, or a complete disaster?

Nepeta has given Equius a rather... interesting name, thanks to Dave. One-shot, drabble, Nepeta/Equius if you squint. I don't own Homestuck.

"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John

Stupid drabble thing I wrote based off one of unluckyheadcanons.tumblr's headcanons. JohnDave pairing.

Dave and Dirk being bros. This summary would be so much cooler without the character limit... whatever. Better summary inside!

When little Dave won't go to sleep at night it's up to Big Bro Strider to read him a story and try to get the cool kid to fall asleep and give the elder some peace and quiet... Based off "Bro The Fuck To Sleep" by skittlesaretasty of YouTube. Reuploaded

Dave let a small smile play onto his lips as he watched the other, and made one more motion to touch John's bangs before taking his hand back. His eyes went from the iPod back to his friend, who was still only inches away. one-shot