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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. Hey people! I'm sooo sorry about the wait between post but I'm a sporadic writer. But I hope to finish Friends of Malfoy before school starts.I started writing FF after I lost touch w/ my buddy Tara in hopes that she might read one of my Fics and remember me...Yeah, she's weird though. I only make friends with weird people because they are waaay funner than normal assholes who run around worrying about stupid crap like make-up and Guys. (Guys r great but not in my town.) Some of my favorite things in the world are: Music(Billy Idol,Moody Blues, David Bowie, Janis Joplin, Collective Soul...stuff like that.) Reading!(Harry Potter, anything Fantasy) Anime!Disney Cartoons! (Yeah, I'm immature so what?) I love studying History and Greek Myths. I am going to be an actress or a famous author someday. I am16 until May. Ithick brownhair, dark brown eyes and am 5'9" |
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Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
She's a Man Baby A Man! by prying.delilah reviews
Draco gets turned into a girl and falls in love with Harry. Tell me you aren't curious. Response to Anna Bella's challenge on where this story is also posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To the Count of Twenty by Society's Cavity reviews
A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
A Birthday Gift by 00 Mrs Malfoy 00 reviews
On Draco's 17th Birthday he is to be given to Lord voldemort as a gift. So, what happens when voldemort decides draco would be more entertaining as a girl? what does harry have to do with all of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Miracle by SanoGirl reviews
When Robin is raped and ends up pregnant, Amon's true feelings for her are revealed. Will Amon be able to accept the child? And what happens when they discover Zaizen's hand in this?
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,454 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Stan's Story: Coping with Loss by SOUTHparkFREAK reviews
Stan has lost the most important thing to him, but he can't bear to face it. Slowly, his life starts spiraling downhill... Chapter 2 is up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004
The Fic That Has No Name: Return of the Fic by TheMonkeyStoleTheWallet reviews
Sequel to the Fic That Has No Name. If you like randomness, the occasional dance number then this is the story for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
The One Bachelor Party To Rule Them All by Echidne and Jyestha reviews
Snape is given the task of planning a Bachelor Party for the headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Albus D., Severus S.
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Mytle's Thoughts
This is a REALLy short fic. It's pretty sad tear.Myrtle's thoughts about the only thing that made her death worth...Um, living. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Complete
Friends Of Malfoy reviews
Did you ever wonder what might've happened if Harry had dithed Ron to hang out with Draco? Sorry about the horrible editing...had trouble with quick edit. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
Just George, Alone reviews
After the death of his twin, George gives up on life...Then he has a revelation to live for the both of them...One-shot. I suck at summaries. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Ron's Inner Evils reviews
When Ron is overcome by his thirst for greatness he becomes a danger to everyone by becoming a weapon Voldemort needs,now only his friends can save him from him self.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Quidditch, Essays, UnicornsHagrid reviews
What do these things all have in common? Nothing really..just a little fic I wrote while suffering an injury...MMRH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Minerva M., Rubeus H.