"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.

A collaboration of common happenings in L/J Fanfiction! You will recognize many of these events if you are a fan. PARODY! Written for humor purposes. R&R and let in on things that I may have missed! M for language and some sexual themes.

Lily and James have graduated Hogwarts, and continue on with the adventures their lives holds in store for them, in the anticipated sequel to Flower and Prongs.

This is my first ever fanfic and I'm really nervous as to how I did. Please review and tell me what you guys think. 3 Basically, it's Ginny's birthday and Ron proposes to Hermione. BTW, I own NONE of these characters, JK Rowling does and she is awesome

"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."

Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.

This is my first attempt at remaking a fairy tale. This tale is of Cinderella whose story is a lot different than what we've been read. Combines many fairy tales together. I hope you enjoy! Please review! Please note this is a very loose adaption

Things cant seem to go right for Daria after her family dies, but when she finds herself with a rich new family, things look up. If only Prince Jerrold would just leave her alone!

Part four of my HP saga. Four years have come to pass Harry and Hermione are facing one of the toughest challenges of their lives raising their children. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)

Part three of my saga. Now that seventh year is done the fun begins for Harry and Hermione and the others as they start their new lives outside of the protective walls of the castle. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)

Part one of my HP saga its summer of 7th yr Harry deals with the aftermath of defeating Voldemort. He has to pick up the pieces of his life, with Hermione and see where it is that he fits in his world. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)

Part two of my saga its on to 7th year. Harry, Hermione, and the others start their next adventure minus the shadow of Voldemort or the Deatheaters. H and Hr deal with their relationship without breaking their promise to their family. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)