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 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter. Hey all! So I assume this profile is the place my fans can go to learn a little more about my awesomely delectable life, so here I go. I'm currently a mechanical engineering student (a darn hot one at that), and I haven't written fanfiction in quite some time... (hides behind bullet proof glass) I'm so sorry for my absence! I've been busy determining sheer forces and all that jazz. I hope to complete The Solution when possible. Well because I like to please the people, I'll tell you all something nobody knows about me... Hmm. I love Jelly Bellies! When you review my stories, and I tell you that I'm giving you all the Jelly Bellies I haven't yet devoured, know that is the greatest form of love I can offer. No joke. A man told me he loved me and I gave him a handful of them in return. Okay, that bit was a lie. But for real. Jelly Bellies = 'dis much love (extends arms farther than possible for most 5'4" girls). Well I hope you read my stories, and I hope I get to give you love for reviewing them! P.S. If you like super silly stories, read The Monologues. I might have said the focal sentences in that story about myself once. Maybe. P.P.S. If you like anything that rocks, pick any one of my stories to choose from (although I cannot guarantee a quick update to The Solution--I'm focusing on Fear: Unknown until it's complete). Now go read. |
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All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Maiden's Dream by Lildaani reviews
The Daydream Charm has worn off and all affected parties have returned to normal... or have they? Hermione and Draco aren't so sure. Sequel to "The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Neighborly Feelings by BrownxEyedxGirl reviews
After being targeted by the new dark threat to the Wizarding World, Hermione Granger is given a new identity, a new job, and a new home. Three guesses as to who her neighbor is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lioness in the Limelight by quik-wit reviews
2nd in the Lioness Diaries series no 6th/7th books Another peeking into the frazzled, busy, and if she says so herself brilliant mind of bookworm badarse Hermione Granger but with a Co-Head like Draco can you blame her for being a bit out of it? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear Cats, This is War by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco, the Malfoy paterfamilias, is determined to get rid of those cats. His family and friends watch with humorous dispositions as they watch a grown man try to outsmart the feline family members. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Le monologue de Draco by Aoife O'Hara reviews
OS. Traduction de fic écrite par Fanfictionator sur . Qu'arrive-t-il lorsqu'Hermione entend un bruit dans la salle de bain de Draco? Le sachant, elle ne peut que le ridiculiser... Comment réagira-t-il?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lioness Diaries by quik-wit reviews
Hermione Granger has a problem. It's effecting her studies, her friendships, in short, her whole life. That problem's name is Draco Malfoy, and he's Head boy. What's a book- worm bad-arse extraodinaire to do? Journal, of course! AU-ish no 6th/7th booksfin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Nothing Fights by somandalicious reviews
And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love at First Bite by quik-wit reviews
A mistake, or a devious plot?, leads to our two favorite enemies trapped together in an extremely small space for and undetermined amount of time! What are they to do? Fight, snog and get caught of course! One-shot, though might do a 2nd one. Dramione.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All About Your Point of Veiw:Love First Bite2 by quik-wit reviews
Every story has two sides, love at first bite is no exception. This is what DM says about L.a.F.B. #1, let the shameless embellishing begin. Mostly fluff but it's entertaining fluff! Must have read Love at First Bite! Please R&R! T rating harsh, K probabl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Liar, Liar by cannkeller reviews
Funny how a few little lies can tell more about you than the truth ever does. For Hermione and Draco, it was their secret language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deepest Desire of Her Heart by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,693 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You know what sucks? by quik-wit reviews
Well do you, know what sucks that is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Blood Lust by heyhey13 reviews
Draco was bitten by a vampire and has a new found lust for the blood of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,797 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
The Malfoy Smile by Eicklehart reviews
Draco wants revenge ... against Crookshanks. But how much is he willing to sacrifice for a cat? Apparently, a lot. ONE SHOT in honour of today being Draco Malfoy's Birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger by Lildaani reviews
Fred Weasley forced one of his Patented Daydream Charms on her, so she's decided to use it. She just wasn't expecting swashbuckling pirates and Draco Malfoy... Sequel up! Titled "Fair Maiden's Dream"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Things the Marauders ARN'T allowed 2 do by IantoxJack reviews
Remus singing, Sirius well himself, james crazy on socks and Peter and the revenge of the duckies!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Solid Ground by twin-v reviews
Hermione travels to Australia on a search for her parents. Neville offers to accompany her and, much to their surprise, so does Draco. Written for the dmhgficexchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lust, Pride, Envy by anedac reviews
Seven Hogwarts students are inflicted with the seven deadly sins. Featuring D/Coffee as the main ship. Seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Full Set by Tierfal reviews
Mirrors can be quite enlightening. A oneshot Dramione. Rated cautiously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
8 Simple Rules For Dating Hermione Granger by The.Beautiful.And.The.Damned reviews
Rule One: If you come to this door and knock you'd better be delivering a message, because you're sure as hell not picking anything up..." OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Subject:Draco Malfoy by BrownxEyedxGirl reviews
Hermione and friends are fed up with the way Draco Malfoy acts. Rather than get mad, they decide to get even. After several unsuccessful tries, they decide to break his heart..using Hermione. Can she make him fall in love without falling in love herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,210 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ways to Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Draco Malfoy by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ask him advice on what to do when your tattoo gets infected. In front of McGonagall. If you survive that, there's 49 other suggestions! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
A Toaster Story by BrownxEyedxGirl reviews
It took me quite some time to learn and understand all these muggle contraptions and inventions that seem that have taken over and invaded my house. Then, she introduced the most frustrating muggle thing yet. The toaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers by twin-v reviews
How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers, by Draco Malfoy. Or rather, How My Pink Bunny Slippers Got Stolen. Because they don't just lose themselves, you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bracelets by Aeris1172 reviews
...Those things were just a passing fad, but Hermione won't be able to give them up! DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Never Been Kissed Like That by moonless-me reviews
Have you ever been given a breathtakingly, wonderful, incredible kiss? Well, certainly Hermione had, and by the unlikeliest person. Five years later she tell the story for the first time, and encounters with that person once again. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Fear: Unknown reviews
Six years after the final battle, Draco finds himself being offered a deal to be released from Azkaban. That offer requires he live outside his comfort zone and under the supervision of a quite unexpected lawyer, but anything beats a prison cell. Or so he thinks. Read on, Dramione lovers. Read on :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ulterior Motives reviews
Hermione is awaiting a love letter, but unfortunately for her, Draco notices! Of course Malfoy decides to patronize her and eventually this letter comes while he is next to her. What will it say? Who will it be from? Read and Review! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wanting Titles reviews
What can one do when someone is threating their assurace of getting a promotion? Fight, bet, or make life-changing decisions? Hermoine is threatened when, after she applies, another competetor enters the playing field. Read to find out! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Might As Well reviews
Sitting through a boring lecture in Potions, isn't that interesting. Truth and Dare is though. What will happen when Draco gets caught in a dare and receives one he could never do. Right? Read to find out. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's monologue reviews
Hermione overhears noise coming from Draco's bathroom. After deciding to listen in, she cannot help but to expel her laughter. What will Draco do?-The Monologues is the continuation of this story, but I like it as a oneshot as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Solution reviews
When the Ministry asks for six names, they are asking for six lives. Right now, the only one Hermione truly cares about, is hers. Sure she volunteered, but how was she supposed to know the next time she looked at Draco Malfoy, he would be her husband? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Monologues reviews
What happens when Hermione overhears Draco talking about himeself? What will happen when blackmail is brought up? How will mayo spread some light, or lack there of, on the situation? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.