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My name is Jessica. My nickname is Wolf-girl.

I'm from Florida.

Um.. I like music. My favorite bands change everyday. I like all kinds of music. Music is my life.

I like to read a lot. My favorite books are: 1. Twilight series 2. Maximum Ride 3. Vampire Academy and many more.

I also like reading magna.. my favorites are: 1. Loveless 2. Ouran High School Host Club 3. Vampire Knight 4. Naruto 5. Fruit Basket.

I'm a bit of a dork when it comes to reading. I get annoyed when i see mistakes in grammar and spelling.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

This is bunny. Copy him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Favorites of Twilight:

Who is your favorite character?

Bella

Who's your favorite vampire?

Emmett

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Hey Charlie" Edward called, entirely relaxed. " No! Wait till he hangs his gun up!"- Edward and Bella

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward saves Bella from the van.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched him.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice is begging to do Bella's wedding

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Volturi vs. Cullen

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward: they belong together.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Cullens or Volturi?

Cullens

Werewolves or Vampires?

WEREWOLVES

Favorite Volturi Member:

Marcus

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone, when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (or more than one person) who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 that can't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Some people are Optimistic: That glass is half full. Some people are Pessimistic: That glass is half empty. Some people are like Me: Are you going to drink that?


Forks Flys by ice around the moon reviews
The Voice tells Max to go to Forks, but all does not go well, as usual. The Flock is attacked by the wolves, the Volturi come back, Max starts falling for Fang, and a new friend who turns out to be a traitor could be their saviour in the end. F/M Alec/OC
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,665 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Max - Complete
This Nightmare
This is a poem Bella wrote when Edward left her in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella - Complete