THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).

My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.

One day, Seirin realizes Kuroko's strange behavior. Kuroko comes day after day to practice, harboring more injuries than before. Is Kuroko holding a dark secret? Determined to find out, Seirin investigates in Kuroko's life, soon to find something shocking. But GoM are already on their move. Overprotective!GoM. Warnings of abuse and language.

In which Kyle rants about things.

We didn't know what we had until we lost it, and now we're trying desperately to make up for the lost time.

RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.

Five times South Park has brought Kyle to the brink of sanity and Stan has brought him back.

In a palafitte colony on post-apocalyptic Earth, Stan and Kyle yearn for old-world domesticity.

AU. Akashi takes a liking to being cared for once in a while. After all, only one person can truly make him feel better. AkaKuro.

Being alone together in the library one rainy night had Akashi's spark of interest renewed. AkaKuro. Fluff.

Loki always knew how this story was going to end.

Akashi likes kissing Kuroko and the bluenette doesn't really mind. Sadly, certain others do. Takes place in Middle School.

Akashi's late, something that is worrying. Kuroko decides to look for him, but the version of the redhead devil that he comes across is very different from what he's used to dealing with. ONESHOT. Fluff. So much of it that you might come out of this giggling like an idiot. You have been warned.

To Stan, Evergreen has never felt like home the way South Park does, where he has friends like Kyle.

-One Shot- One thing that Aomine Daiki had always been used to was winning. So, being so confident in attaining victory, he made a bet with Kuroko Tetsuya before the match between Seirin and Touou.

"Have you guys ever seen Kuroko laugh?" Seirin's basketball team tries to accomplish an almost impossible task.

One Shot. Kuroko/Akashi. Sometimes things are exactly as they seem. Sometimes they're not. And sometimes they're unimaginable. Warnings for mindfuckery of twisted proportions, implied violence/sex, and Kuroko -he gets his own warning for this-.

Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!

Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.

Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

After it comes out that Wendy's started dating a new guy while she's off in college, Stan falls into yet another one of his depressive states. Kyle, as per usual, has to set him straight.

Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.

South Park will never change. But people do. Stan/Kyle/Wendy/Kenny-centric story; Style, Kendy, Stendy, etc. Rated for sex, drugs, and high school shenanigans.

One shot Aomine/Kuroko. The things that don't change really should and the things that should change never do. In other words, the emo!Aomine in a hoodie with daddy problems fic.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Kyle always thought that, out of all of them, Stan was the only truly sane one... Style, somewhat dark themes. COMPLETE

Kuroko/Aomine. You can break up life into a series of moments, and it's these moments that make us what we are. They lead us to where we find ourselves.

Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.

Just because 'tomorrow' is taken does not mean the future is gone. A completed trilogy between an old light who refuses to be forgotten and a changing shadow who refuses to forget. Aomine/Kuroko

Things were about to get weird. "No, I want your penis up my butt before it goes up Wendy's vagina."

Stan likes Kyle. Kyle is straight. Stan tries many things in order to get Kyle to realize they were meant to be. Stan/Kyle, Style. Kyle's POV.

Because sometimes life is more Danny Boyle and less Ang Lee. Slash. Style. Oneshot.

Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.

Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style

A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.

What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R

What happens when two fated people never meet?

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

In South Park, nothing ever really changes, and Stan and Kyle discover that the hard way. StanKyle, oneshot.

There was no more 'Fred and George', no more 'Weasley Twins'. For the first time ever, it was 'George'. Just George.

Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload

Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.

I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?

One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA

When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE

There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot

Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?

[slash, oneshot]. I always thought you'd be there. But you were never really there.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Based on episode 1009. Stan went too far when he pointed a gun at Kyle. Now, only Kyle can put him in his place. Slash!

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.