If you're reading this profile because you've received a less-than-sparkling review, consider me the Simon Cowell of fanfiction before you cry yourself to sleep. I may sound rude, even cruel at times, but trust me, what I'm offering you is good advice. And if it's not formal criticism regarding genuine concerns such as punctuation, grammar, plot, sentence structure, and so on... well, then perhaps you might want to reconsider your calling in life.

Not everyone is meant to be a writer, but there is *always* room for improvement. The faster you learn to accept that, the closer you are to becomming a better one.

My e-mail address is listed above. So if you feel the urge to engage in some immature flaming activities, go right ahead. I'm also available as a beta-reader if anyone is in need of that service.