Thefrenchmann
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Joined 11-08-09, id: 2139975, Profile Updated: 09-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for Matrix, and Silmarillion.

Ok, I'm from France, and, unfortunatly, not so many fics are published in my maternal language.

But : " C'est la vie "

My favourite author is : Graham Masterton ( his french cannibals (yes) in Feast were awesome ).

I love Halloween movies : But, sorry, not the Zombie' s remakes. In fact I hate them.

My personal reviews :

Carpenter's halloween I : The best. I know i'm a purist.

Halloween II : Best sequel. Except all the plot with laurie as the forgotten sister. I think it was uncessary.

Halloween III : No Michael Myers in it.

Halloween IV : Not so bad...Although P.Wilbur as M.Myers wasn't as scary as Nick Castle or the guy behind the mask in halloween II.

Myers starts to become some Jason Voorhees..And that's not good for me.

Halloween V : Well...most Halloween fans disliked it, and i must agree...But for the first time some psychological

views were added to M.Myers character ( sexual frustrations among them ), and I liked it.

Too bad...movie wasn't a "chef d'oeuvre", for sure.

Halloween VI : I saw the Director's Cut on youtube, and ...well...Not so bad. The " Thorn Cult " wasn't a so bad idea , although fans hated that, but

so poorly implemented. And the incest beetween Myers and his niece : please...

Halloween H20 : Only the Final pleased me : Laurie vs Myers . I loved Chris Durand in it, so furious, pathological maniac. ( And, ho, Durand is a french name)

One of the best M.Myers on screen. But for the rest :Boring , really boring.

Halloween resurrection : I loved, again , the duel Laurie vs Michael. The guy behind the mask ( Brad loree ?) was good too. And i Loved when Michael

killed her. (yes, yes...I know, fans hated it but i've never been such a fan of J.Lee Curtis / laurie and was somehow happy that she finally

disappeared ).For the rest : Total BS !

Rob Zombies remakes : No, no, please, Michael myers isn't / wasn't some 7 feet giant Hulk (although the guy (name ? ) is great, but not as M.Myers).

And all this introduction with the trashy family. Please : Myers' family was "normal", absolutly nice little middle-class american family. And that's why

it was so scary , weird , subnormal : How such a monster could appear in such a "perfect" environment.

Villains fetichist : Yes I think I am.

Especially the masked ones :

- Michael Myers

- The witchking in Tolkien

- Boba fett : The Old school one, of course.(SW V VI ) rest is complete Garbage.

and , of course Agent Smith from matrix .

As to write fanfics : Well maybe one day, when my english good enough ...hmmmm

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Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
The Fett Dynasty, Episode II : Siege of Orri Prime by Ivy Leigh reviews
Coming down to the wire, folks- bear with me! Some questions answered, more raised...Major AU. Warning: adult themes, sexual situations, violence, language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 132,008 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/17/2002
The Fett Dynasty, Episode I: The Devil's Due by Ivy Leigh reviews
The destiny of the galaxy is set after a night's passion between a bounty hunter and a gentle courtesan. AU, ESB and ROTJ. Adult themes, sexuality. RepostedRe-Edited. Due to renewed interest, I have reposted this piece in a more reader-friendly format.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2003
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La dague noire reviews
La vie mystérieuse d'Eöl l'Elfe Noir avant qu'il ne rencontre son sombre destin . Pairing Eöl/OC , mais aussi Aredhel, Maeglin, etc ... Slash modéré .
Silmarillion - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Eöl
Même les agents ont besoin d'amour reviews
Vous êtes-vous déjà demandé ce que font les agents de la Matrice quand ils ne sont pas à traquer les rebelles ? cette petite parodie pourra y répondre .
Matrix - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Smith, A. - Complete