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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I hate people. That means everyone. Yes, that means you too. Get over it. Get off your fat, lazy ass and do something with yourself instead of looking at the profiles of FanFiction cartoon people in hope that one will say, "like, email me!!!!!! like omg!!!!!11111"No. Make something of yourself goddammit! (By the way, if you try and e-mail me, I'll track you down and kill you) |
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Latent Loveliness by Ladyreason reviews
Bellatrix gets in one last curse before her defeat which causes Hermione to fall into a deep sleep... She'll only awaken to one man's kiss. And boy, will she awaken. eventual SSHG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,642 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,048 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Rememberance by milgarion reviews
“Two thousand and five?” he repeated, his voice barely above a whisper, but the incredulity showed through. Surely that bludger hadn’t knocked him out for…“Seven years?” he asked, “I’ve been unconscious… for seven years!”“No.” Dumbledore’s voice interrupt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Great Big Harry Potter Crossover Original Fic by Ela Dis-Enchanted reviews
A weird combination of my favorite books and movies mixed with a little bit of originality. Also, there is some action and a bit of mystery thrown in. It's really fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/21/2004
Ava Adore by fairy-dust3 reviews
Draco Malfoy is expelled from his school in England and sent to live in NY with his uncle what happens when he meets a raven haired boy? CHAP 41 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why Do You Even Care? by DrapedInBlack reviews
He's changed. He's quiet and weak, fading in and out of consciousness.
He looks so sickly. No snide remarks, no hateful glares... Why does it
bother me? Shouldn't I be relieved? [ HD SLASH.Includes burning, cutting, rape, language and suicide attempt]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Forever by Iago96 reviews
When Severus Snape arrives at 4 Privet Drive he finds more than he expected and now has to deal with the consequences of his actions. HPSS Vamp fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Despite Differences by writerslive reviews
Harry's never been what you'd call normal. Now, with a ridiculous, embarrassing teenage crush on his sexy potions professor, he knows he'll never be normal again. If only that were his biggest problem. WARNING: SLASH. No likey, no ready.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,425 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Emerald Raindrop by Miss Masala reviews
Harry is about to enter his seventh and final year at Hogwarts.A battle is brewing in the magical world. Harry, a 17yearold wizard, has the wizarding world’s hopes and dreams resting on his shoulders. But even a hero needs help sometimes...SLASH HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,941 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fateful potion by Aylam reviews
Accident during potion class! Neville created a very powerful lustlove potion and some of Harry's blood was mixed with it... Guess who drank it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Watch Us Sin by JackTheRiPper reviews
Ch 8 added. It's getting darker and more angsty. first 2 chap.s reworked. Part of Weasley Incest Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/28/2003 - George W., George W.
Rotten FanGirls by Qem reviews
Story summary: Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are kidnapped and locked up in a room, by insane fan-girls, to see what they would do. They get an idea of what they're fan-base is like. Rated R for language and ideas and concepts.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
If You Were Gay by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Jaken and Rin have noticed something a little... special about Sesshoumaru. So they decide to sing about it with the help of a little mooching from 'Avenue Q'. Silly one-shot with some romance on the side.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
I'll Kill You Someday by Zephyr-san reviews
A parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru sing about how much they hate each other. And Miroku makes a quick appearance too!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
A Good Match by Briarrows69 reviews
Chapter 13 is finally here! If any faithful readers of this story still exist, after over a year, here is my gift to you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Fashion Victim by xmudx reviews
Its here! A parody of the entire third movie! FOURTH chapter is UP and awaiting your approval! Flames are cool, but a good review is better!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets by philoSOPHIA reviews
With each review you receive a bound and gagged Harry Potter character of your choice. Slash couples sold separately. Batteries not included if the review is a flame. Shipping and Handling is free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Corked Urges by Chii Levi-Nny Maxwell reviews
Fred has an urge, but it's for the most unexpected person. If it isn't strange enough, the unexpected does the unexpected. *TWiNCEST*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - George W., George W.
Harry Potter and the Unholy Parody! by xmudx reviews
Is this not PC? A smutty yet deliciously funny parody of the wizard king himself! Please REVIEW :) :) :) :) :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Story of Bellamy Stern and Remus Lupin by Ela Dis-Enchanted reviews
A fifth year Ravenclaw (Bellamy Stern) falls in love with the mysterious new DADA teacher, Remus Lupin. (Chapter 3 is up now! W00t!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Remus L.
Quick Change by peroxwhygen reviews
It is like that Whose Line is it Anyway? game, except, I flip through my book, and take random lines from the story, and change them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2003
SO you like parodies by xmudx reviews
Summary's are stupid. NEW CHAPTER UP! Draco is not happy with the way things are going so he decides to put his feelings into song... really there is no better way R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S.
Parody of Parodies by DeMoNtAiNtEd reviews
Snape's important meeting....with a squeeji? Other things of odd humor that a person such as me is capable of finding...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Draco M.
Baby Blues reviews
Harry and Hermione are married...with a baby, Ron, and Malfoy. Read about their adventures in married life. More chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004