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Long time lurker on fanfiction. Discovered it at 16 after finishing harry potter and wanted more. Now at 21 I'm still lurking, have made several attempts to start writing fanfics but they never got past the drawing board. My favourites list here is outdated, have been using the favourite bar on my web browser.

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Aincrad Retold by Agent 94 reviews
Dangerous dungeons and creatures, ancient grudges and secrets, everlasting war and chaos in the castle of Aincrad. The fake reality, now the prison of 15000 unfortunate souls due to the dreams of a madman. How far must they struggle, what would they destroy and who would they sacrifice to earn their freedom? Features dungeon crawling, guild politics and international players.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,294 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Argo, Sinon/Shino A.
They Didn't Know We Were Seeds by LucyLuna reviews
' I'm not dead,' is his first thought upon waking. His next thought, after opening his eyes and seeing the mold-blackened ceiling of his childhood bedroom, is, 'What the bloody—' He touches his neck. It's whole, slender – like a child's throat – and just as smooth. His third, and final thought before the banging at his door starts, is: 'Did any of it happen at all? ' Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 101 - Words: 240,415 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC, Marauders
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 670,353 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 4,278 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 291,778 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 6,295 - Follows: 6,103 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
From Me to You by LucyLuna reviews
Vanya didn't start out as being her name. Pre-Canon. One-Shot.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13 - The Boy/Number Five, Vanya H./The White Violin - Complete
I Want You to be Happier by LucyLuna reviews
Diego realizes that keeping secrets from Vanya may lead to more harm than good. Post-Season 1. One-Shot.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/19 - Diego H./The Kraken, Vanya H./The White Violin - Complete
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 5,771 - Follows: 6,439 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
The Dark Moon Rises by Anyavoss reviews
Rey travels with Master Luke as his padawan. The two are desperately seeking information on the First Order's newest weapon- the Dark Moon. After encountering the Knights of Ren on an uncharted planet, Rey is abducted by Kylo Ren who plans to turn her to the dark side...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,260 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Luke S., Chewbacca, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Castle Carnation by addtheletters reviews
Kayaba's dream was altered, polluted due to events beyond his control. It's not how he envisioned it, but Aincrad is complete. His game is complete. Will the players of this game survive a twisted journey of flowers, blood, and guns?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Argo, Sinon/Shino A.
Flashfire by Nameless And Faceless reviews
Set nearly a year after the Season 2 finale, Skye finds she is about to face a different kind of challenge.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy J.
Swords of the Living Dead by nanaya88 reviews
Rather than a castle floating in the sky, Kayaba Akihiko has created a world where the dead refuse to stay put in their graves. Players fight to reclaim Aincrad, a massive city spanning 100 districts, from the grasp of the undead. But when they find themselves trapped in this nightmarish world, zombie-hunting ceases to be all fun and games. Welcome to SLD. Follows Kirito and Sinon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 139,223 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012
Sorting things out? by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's 1998, and Tom Marvolo Riddle has apparently won, so the Sorting Hat decides to travel back in time and *try* to do something about that. Alternate Universe results. Manipulative! Sorting Hat. One-off piece. Humour/Tragedy, rated 'M' for occasional swear-words or strong language. (Punctuation corrections, 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Game Over by Frog-kun reviews
There's always been something fragile about euthanasia. She doesn't realize it until it's her brother's plug she's pulling. Kirito, Suguha, and a world where two years is too long to wait. No OCs.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Leafa/Suguha K. - Complete
Pandora's Box by Lizwontcry reviews
After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Illusions They Recall by Qoheleth reviews
Six extra verses for "Both Sides Now". One for each Animorph. Enjoy.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Chronicles of Sean Book One: The Animorph by NateSean reviews
Sean trips and falls on the one thing that will help him save his Dad. But Dad's Yeerk is not all he seems and Sean must deal with the fact that he is very much alone in this desperate war...or is he?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Riddle De Dee: The Voldemort Musical by SilverStag07 reviews
Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger reviews
Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 1,990 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Redux: The Pretender by CeruleanSlane reviews
The David trilogy is over, and the series continues. The Animorphs have lost one of their own, while gaining another. Now, Tobias discovers the answers to his family,and his heritage. The war has always been important, but now, for Tobias, it's personal.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Closure by visiblestar reviews
The war is over and Harry tries to find a place where he belongs, a place where he can find some peace and begin the life that he has put on hold. Will he finally discover the feelings he has for his best friend as she helps him heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paying Off Debts by attackfishscales reviews
Peter pays his debts as best he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Peter P. - Complete
Animorphs: Redux by CeruleanSlane reviews
After book 54, Rachel and Ax, snatched by the Crayak before death, make a deal with the Drode that sends everything back to book 20 to try again. Many things change from there. AU.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
A Life Rescued by IHateSnakes reviews
Thirty year old Jesse Aarons makes a deal with the Devil to save Leslie Burke's life, but all is not as it seems. Based on the movie version of Bridge to Terabithia, this is a look into the life Jesse and Leslie might have had together.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 392,375 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jess A., Leslie B., OC - Complete
Reborn of Ash by idiotatlarge reviews
A fifteen year old Harry finds out he's a werewolf and is plunged into a world of fallen heroes, striving in a world consumed by an unsurmountable force of destruction. An HP/Werewolf: the Apocalypse crossover. Finally Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,440 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Immortal by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Continuing Car Crash. The Animorphs fake their deaths with help from the Chee.How will their parents take them being dead? What are the Animorphs feelings?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
The Animorphs Rap by duffman669 reviews
Series of songs about animorphs, first ones an origional beat called The Animorphs Rap, the second takes the Fresh Prince of Bel-air theme song called The Fresh Visser of Earth. Hopefully there will be more.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
After the Battle by MarkTurner reviews
Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Astragal by Luckner reviews
Can love last for eternity? Sometimes it can, if you know the right spell. An ancient sword, a wolf named Grimmy, and a silver eyed girl help Harry Potter find his destiny. One for romantics. Complete. HL,GN,HRR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,630 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ents of Wrath by bryn bnw reviews
~ COMPLETE ~ Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard... In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
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