If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?

The Akatsuki are turned into tiny furballs and some how end up in our world, only to be discovered by a teenage girl and her wacky friends.

Christy Rose is a Death Note fan girl, but after her brother kicked a T.V into the bath she, wakes up in the world of Death Note with not only Shinigami eyes, but also CAT ears! She uses this to her advantage to become a Kira suspect to get involved in the case, try to save L and meet no one other than Beyond Birthday himself. Fuller summary inside! Please read! Has lots of LOL!

Eyeless Jack, amnesiac monster, is on a journey of self-discovery with his creepy new friend(?) Jeff the killer, and other colorful characters. Hilarity, violence, mushy romantic feelings, and awkwardness ensue. However, a much more sinister plot is contained within, and the truth is very dangerous. Warning for male/male (plus everything else) and plot relevant, well developed OCs.

Two young girls end up in a world they've never heard of, full of deadly ninjas and freaks! All thanks to some elderly woman, who granted the girls one wish.

A collection of M&M oneshots describing numerous ways the two legendary Wammy Boys could have come out of the closet to each other. Rated T for language. Yaoi aplenty!

Our favorite Death Note characters exchange letters while they're partially on crack. They get arrested, go to chocolate factories, throw Shini-parties, have fights over lip-gloss, sell their dolphins in exchange for candy, fall in love with a Mary-Sue, bawl their eyes out, and one particular character keeps lowering everyone's IQ to a single digit. This should be interesting...

Wammy's house is officially declared a mental institute. As if we didn't see that coming. Pure crack and randomness I apalogize in advance for any significant decreases in IQ levels due to reading this. T for swearing, pervertedness, and insane levels of stupidity. New readers welcome! Don't worry, the story won't bite! ...That hard

America finds a new country just off the Arctic coast. The only inhabitant of the little country is the country itself, a small baby boy. The others must now decide who gets to be the 'big brother' of this new country.

Mello's an affectionate drunk, Matt gets stalked, A's an ex-rockstar, and BB drives like a maniac. Together, they'll see some crazy nights lit by the stars. MxM, AxBB, AU.

Ray is just your average teenage boy. Mostly. Until one day when he meets Tuig, a Shinigami, who wants to have a bit of fun.

Light Yagami was a bright little child, solving cases for his father from a young age and maintaining A grades in both of his schools. One day, he solves a case he wasn't supposed to; one of L's cases. When L and Watari catch on to his identity, they petition to send him to Wammy's house, with hilarious consequences. Rated T for future chapters.

When twin girls Naoko and Hiroko's mother is killed by a mysterious man, they are taken in by Soichiro and his family. Despite his best efforts, the girls wind up involved in the Kira case. How will L handle having two children following him around?

Near got high (oh crap) and created a bunch of products for his toy company including the 'Stop Tickling Me Elmo' and the 'Doggie Shit on the Carpet' In case you haven't guessed, it's crack. Full summary inside, rated for some swearing, drugs, and all around weirdness.

Let's expand your vocabulary a bit, Mattie. Why thank you Linda; it's a wonder how much a single word could teach me about myself! MxM, cursing, shonen-ai.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Mello, Mello, play pretend; Someone, Somehow shot your friend… A Death Note poem; written in good fun after reading a Dr. Seuss book.