Welcome to my wondrous page of whimsical goodies and whispering enchantments! Having majored in English, I’m usually with a wealth of words to embellish and decorate, but it seems as though when it comes to the topic of myself, my talents escape me. With that said, I’ll do my best to procure something for those of you kind enough to take the time out to read this.

Decadent Indulgences (Otherwise Known As Things I Like)

Reading

Collecting Antique, Leather Bound, or Beautiful Books

Video Games of Most Any Genre

Writing

Fashion

Cats. Any animal really, but mostly cats

Collecting figurines and pastry or food erasers

High Tea

Fancy Dress Parties

T-strap High Heels

Glitter

Stationary, Card Stock, Writing Goodies

Black and White Movies

Interior Design

And of Course, The Sims

Fanciful Features (Otherwise Known As Things I’m Good At)

Writing (Or so I’d like to think)

Talking, Listening, Trying to Give Good Advice

Helping Others

Outdoor Cat Training (lol what does that even mean? It means I trained my friend’s cat not to run away after they moved to a new house this summer!)

Planning Parties

Beating Bosses with thirteen bars of life!

Running Out of Things to Write for My Profile

Pudding and Petit Fours (Otherwise Known As The Conclusion To My Profile)

One million and one thanks for putting up with me for as long as you have. As a member of The Reviews Lounge, Too, I lurk around the website quite a bit, and if ever anyone desires a talk, don’t hesitate to write me. Best wishes to everyone. Until we meet again, caught between the pages of storytelling and verse!

I, BlondieLocks, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.