The Kid In The Corner
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Joined 06-29-04, id: 621343
Hi! I decided to edit this because...you know what? I just did, bitches! Deal with it. Well, no...you're not a bitch. Unless you are then there's nothing I can tell you...

My main interests are...
Music
Reading
Drawing
Movies

Bands I enjoy-
Silverchair
Led Zeppelin
Nine Inch Nails
Chevelle
Tool
A Perfect Circle
Slipknot
Mudvayne
The Used
AFI
Mest
The Cure
The Who
Rancid
Nirvana
Deftones
RHCP
Foo Fighters
System Of A Down
The Hives
The Strokes
The Vines
Good Charlotte
The Casualties
Social Distortion
Minor Threat
Pennywise
Thursday
Orgy
Rammstein
Green Day
Blink 182
Dashboard Confessional

And many, MANY others.

Favorite Author: Anne Rice.

My favorite fanfiction is Harry Potter.

Favorite pairing

Harry/Draco

Real Name:
Melissa Ava *Bleep*

Do you like it:
No...well, I like my middle name.

What does it mean:
o.O

Nickname:
Don't have one

Nicknames that have been made up for you or you’ve been called:
Missy

Age:
678

Gender:
Take a good guess

Birthplace:
Canada

Birthdate:
My birthday was August 4th...I'm a year older than I was!

Currently live in:
California

Currently live with:
Three dogs...

Have and brothers, sisters:
Nope!

Hair color:
Black

Eye color:
Greenish Blueish

Height:
5ft 3in

Contacts/glasses:
Glasses

Hobbies:
I have no hobbits! What?! *Looks around guiltily*

Do you play any sports?:
Basketball, yes.

Where are you?:
In my room..

What time is it:
6:57

Piercings:
Yes...

Tattoos:
Yes...

:Favorites:

Color
Orange

Type of music:
Rock. Doesn't matter what type. Rock, punk rock, pop rock, Industrial music, California punk...doesn't matter! It's all good! Just ROCK!

Song:
Too many

Group(s):
Don't have a favorite

Boy band:
///

Girl band:
///

CD:
////

Video:
"First Date" by Blink 182

Vacation Spot:
I don't like going on vacation ^_^ i likes staying with me trusty computer!

Place to hang out:
With my computer...

Holiday:
Halloween...

Season:
Fall

Day of the week:
Saturday

Sport:
Basketball

Sport to watch:
Football

Family member:
Hmm...

Store:
Hot Topic

Hair style (for guys):
...

Hair style (for girls):
Hair down, biatch.

Website:
hmm...fanfiction.net, of course!

Country:
Canada(I'm Canadian, eh? FUCK YOU! Don't front. You're straight trippin' boo.)

Smell:
Gasoline.

Food:
CHEESEY POOFS

Drink:
Dr. Pepper

Car:
Don't know

SUV:
I hate SUV's!

Place to make out:
Hmm...Tough! o.O

Name:
Don't know

Kind of book:
Hmm...Anne Rice.

Planet:
Pluto. Poor Pluto gets ignored...*sniffle, sniffle*

Sandwich:
Hmm...

Favorite joke:
I don't know o.O

Poem:
Hmm...

Color of clothing:
Black

Word:
Definitely or Totally

Animal:
HORSE!

Pet:
DOG!

Radio Station:
I never listen to the radio

Television station:
I never watch TV...wait, yes I do. I just lied. I like watching FUSE.

Electrically powered device:
computer

Quote:
"I'm not antisocial. I just don't like you."
"I leave the water running so you can't hear me cry."
"I don't do perky"
"The bigger they are, the more it hurts."

Quote about love:
"You can't fall in love with someone when you're already in love with someone else."

Swear word:
FUCK

Thing to do on a hot day:
Go on the computer

On a cold day:
Go on the computer

On a rainy day:
Go on the computer

Number:
36

Color of m&m:
orange...wait, are there orange m&ms? I've never eaten them. Seriously.

Type of tree:
The ones that have trunks, but of course!

Disney movie:
LION KING!! WOOT WOO!

Street name:
Fuck Central

Soda:
Dr. Pepper...I think I answered this

Magazine:
I don't get any magazines

Cologne:
...

Perfume:
I don't wear perfume let alone know what kinds are available

Coin:
dollar

Football team:
Hmm...*GASP*

Gum:
BIG RED!

Starburst:
Tropical-the green ones. YUUUM.

Jolly Rancher:
Watermelon

Weather:
Thunderstorms.

Vegetable:
Crickets.

Shape:
Circle.

Actor:
Wait...Edward Norton? Brad Pitt? Wait, no. Sorry. Fight Club on the brain...

Actress:
Don't know

Computer game:
I never play comptuer games

Ice-cream flavor:
VANILLA!

Board game:
Clue

Cereal:
Cocoa Pebbles...

Island:
Hawaii...?

Athlete:
Don't know

Language:
French...quite...sexy! ^_~

:Relationships:

Are you going out with anyone?:
No

If so who?:
I said no

How long:
READ THE FIRST ONE

Do you have a crush:
No

If so, who:
...

How long have you liked them:
...

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend:
Hmmm... !

Who was your first kiss:
Hmmm...!

Have you ever been dumped:
No

Have you ever dumped:
Yes

Do you want to get married:
Not really

If so, what age:
read above

If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?:
Tom DeLonge.

:Do you know anyone who…:

Drinks underage (how many):
Yes..none of your fucking business.

Smokes (how many):
^^

Does drugs (how many):
^^^

Lost their virginity (how many):
^^

Worships the devil (how many):
0

Hates slurpees (how many):
0

Is a compulsive masturbator (how many):
Hmm...about 9...wait, no...13

Likes the smell of dog poop (how many):
...

Is crazy (really crazy):
...

Hates you:
too many ^_^

Loves you (besides family members):
Nobody

Like to watch porno:
hmm...the same 13 that are compulsive masturbators

Got caught watching/ or possessing prorno:
...7

Eats dog food:
...

:Would you ever:

Eat bugs on purpose:
Already have

Commit a crime:
Already have

Change your religion:
no

Lie to your parents:
..*insert evil laughter here*

Jump off a waterfall:
Yes

Dress up as the opposite sex:
Yes

Sing in front of a lot of people:
no

Have sex in front of people:
Haha, no.

Tell a much older person that you like them:
no

Eat dog/cat food:
no

Swim in shark infested waters:
no

Go to school naked:
no

:Have you ever:

Lied to your parents about something really important:
probably

Have your life threatened:
no

Stumble across top secret documents:
no

Stay up until the morning chatting online:
Yes...

Read a Shakespeare play:
Yes...

Performed in a Shakespeare play:
no

Written a play:
Yes

Written a book:
Yes

Stole someone else’s book and said you wrote it:
No

Written a poem:
yeah

Stole a poem and said you wrote it:
No

Talked in your sleep:
Probably

What did you say:
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

Sung at a karaoke bar:
no

Looked something up online you were told not to or know your not supposed to look up:
probably

Been run over. . .by a bike:
no

Been run over. . .by a car:
thankfully not

Been run over. . .by a remote controlled car:
...yes.

Wanted someone you couldn’t have:
...

Shoplifted:
no

Admit to something that you know would hurt you:
uhhh

Taken incriminating pictures:
no

Been in incriminating pictures:
no

Blackmailed someone:
yes

:Which one:

Plastic or paper bag:
plastic...

Carpeted or wood floor:
wood ...

Paint or wallpaper:
paint ...

E-mail or snail mail:
E-mail ...

Sunrise or sunset:
sunset ...

Lake or ocean:
Ocean...

Walk or run:
walk

Water-skiing or regular skiing:
regular

Golf or mini-golf:
mini-golf

Gold or silver:
Silver

Phone or computer:
computer

Black and white, or colored:
Black and white

Stripes or plaid:
Plaid

Knock or doorbell:
doorbell

Vanilla or chocolate:
VANILLA!!!

Laugh or cry:
laugh

Whisper or scream:
SCREAM

Happy or sad:
Sad

And now what time is it?:
7:27

So how long did this take you?:
you do the math, bitch.

Was this a pain in the butt?:
YES...a pain in the ASS, fucker.
Did you actually read all of that? Wow. Interesting..

PEACE! Ava
(My middle name, by the way, I like to be called that instead of Melissa)

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Someone To Have by The Eidolon reviews
Harry wants Draco. Draco is a dumb blond. Voldemort has Man-Panties. Basically a parody of everything. Slash, but if you're looking for a love story...this ain't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Inside Your Mind by forfun2244 reviews
Harry and Draco hate each other...at least, everyone thinks they do. But what happens when they can read each other's minds? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Going Through the Motions by Squall Thrawn reviews
In a state of total depression, Harry Potter takes comfort wherever he can find it, but what will he do when he discovers that somebody once considered a bitter enemy may or may not have what Harry has been looking for all along? Eventually HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,456 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Me, Love Me Not by blanchemalfoy reviews
COMPLETE. Four years after Voldemort's defeat, Draco and Harry are forced to meet again. Draco expects to bury his feelings for Harry once and for all, but will he succeed? SLASH! DracoxHarry BilxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Because I Never Gave Up by Spideria reviews
DH slash. AU Harry and Draco are best friends in high schoolDraco's always had very strong feelings for Harry. Harry's oblivious to this and is fawning over Oliver Wood.How will Draco get Harry's attention? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,033 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Honeydukes Two: Hell To Pay by Without permission reviews
Sequel to Honeydukes. There's a killer on the loose! He's killing every student, what does he want? Full summary inside and this time we'll have a bit of a Cute!Draco Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,730 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Baby of our Dreams by ArtemisEmerald reviews
Harry finds a baby on the door step of his relatives and runs to Draco for help. Will be SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love, by accident by Simone Simon reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen, Draco's life was set, he knew where he was going, what he was going to do. But when he gets curious about a certain Harry Potter in Potions class, his life is tuned upside-down. HPDM SLASH! Mostly OOC, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,920 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Temporary Flatmate by Herbie reviews
Harry Potter, now working as a reporter for a Muggle beauty magazine, receives the assignment he never expected. And now he must live with the one person he never expected for 2 weeks. Post-Hogwarts. Slash. DracoHarry. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
From The Beginning by SlowSister1 reviews
You can change it if you start from the beginning." After Draco's death Harry has trouble letting go. A man in Knockturn Alley gives him a strange potion and covinces Harry he can change it from the beginning.DH slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry and his Veela by Belong to the Shadows reviews
Draco's a veela. Rated R for language. Slash and Male-preg. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Honeydukes by Without permission reviews
Their fights have gotten too far and now Harry and Draco face one sweet punishment together. But the hell happens when Draco turns insane and starts advancing on Harry? SLASHINESS plus my horrible attempt at humor COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,350 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toxic by Vergin reviews
Draco Malfoy has a deviously simple plot to seduce one green-eyed Gryffindor. Too bad Harry hates his guts. HDxDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
I miss him mother by cruentus-luna reviews
Erm..what can i say to not give anything away...err...ok, um it's not as depressing as the tittle suggests DracoHarry fluffyness mostly. Slash. Um...fluffyness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Moment Together by Seishuku Skuld reviews
Moonlight, sunlight, a little bit of silver, and all the fluffiness of HarryDraco slash you could ever want.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Childhood Simplicity by sushi-chan reviews
Harry is turned into a five year old child and Draco must take care of him. Will friendship be able to form between these two fierce rivals?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Last Piece by Spideria reviews
Draco tells of his past and how he found the love of his life in his 7th year. Draco drinks a potion that tells him who his true love is. Can you guess who it is? HPDM R&R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,305 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete