Fred and George punk people. Chp 6: Surprise Punk'd. Caution: If you die of laughter everytime you read funny stuff I advise you not to read this fic.

A trip to Brittany’s past to plan for their future allows for Alvin take his own trip down memory lane. Chapter 9 uploaded!

A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.

Well, this is my version of Season 8. In my opinion, this is how it should have gone, and the real version should have been flushed down a toilet. Hope you like it! Chapter 3 is up!

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

PART ONE of a two part story: Draco works for the Order and lives with his lover, Ron, but an unexpected affair is only the beginning of a chain of twisted events that will force Draco to question his loyalty. DracoRon, DracoPansy, DracoFred.

Uhm... Hermione changes her looks and hopes some Weasley guys find her appealling to their more... physical... needs. :P Rated T for alcohol, smoking and mild swearing. Three chaps.

Post Ep July 4 2005 BJ Brian realizes a few things and decides to give a few things like monogamy and marriage a try.

When Quinn creates a love potion and tests it on Chase and Zoey, they start to act a little weirder then anyone expected. Can they be cured by the bananas or will they be stuck like this... forever? COMPLETED!

[complete] SEQUEL POSTED. Draco has to stay at Hogwarts over Christmas break and it's proving to be very... interesting...

Sharon/Alden. Takes place in high school. Sharon gets cheated on by her college boyfriend and wants revenge so she gets Alden (who's her best friend) to pretend to be her boyfriend to make the guy jealous. Only that's not how it turns out...

Sequel to Honeydukes. There's a killer on the loose! He's killing every student, what does he want? Full summary inside and this time we'll have a bit of a Cute!Draco Discontinued

Please, Harry, Malfoys don't do romance, we are much better suited for wild, kinky sex without any strings attached. NOTE: THIS STORY IS ESSENTIALLY ABANDONED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

(1ST CHAPTER-INTRODUCTION) When a friend betrays another friend, things get ugly, not only between you & that friend, but the whole crew...It could even end with death. Welcome to the story 'Yearbook'(That's all I can think of).

Draco is discovered in his girlfriend's bed after a party. Chaos ensues as her father invokes an ancient magical law, much to the mortification of the Malfoy's.

Fred and George cast a spell allowing the Hogwarts teachers only to sing! VERY FUNNY! Plz read and reveiw.

This is based on years later, all the Rugrats are sixteen : Kimi is told she is fat by people she thought were her friends...so now, she turns bulimic. What will her friends do to save her....?

Harry and his fellow griffindor 6th years decide that they should play truth or dare. but when firewhisky and the girls are added things, uh, develop. please review. COMPLETE!

Harry and Ginny's Potter daughter falls in love with none other than Draco Malfoy's son.... how will they react? Please Read

Well, just look at the title...it says everything. You know you like it so read it. And review also!

Blaise gets bored while visiting Malfoy Manor and decides to have some Mugglestyle fun. Warning for some naughty behaviour in case the title didn't tip you off.

American Idol at Hogwarts? Who will sign up? Who will put their heart into it? Most importantly: Who will be the 'Wizard Idol? HPDM slash

Harry and Draco are tricked into a wager: to make the whole school believe they're dating. But just how far will they have to go convince everyone? HarryDraco slash.

Their fights have gotten too far and now Harry and Draco face one sweet punishment together. But the hell happens when Draco turns insane and starts advancing on Harry? SLASHINESS plus my horrible attempt at humor COMPLETED!

When Draco messes up on a potion, him and Hermione exchange bodies! Then, as Hermione realizes how hard it is being Draco, He decides to have some fun and give Hermione's body a makeover. But what's the cure?

A spell from the Book is read aloud, and it ends up turning everyone in the Manor into little kids. Read n Review please! (ON HOLD INDEFINITELY, SEE PROFILE FOR INFO)

Paige goes to Hogwarts as DADA teacher. A web of twisted magic and tales is slowly unwound. Really this is a crossover. IT IS REALLY GOOD! (i think...) PLZ READ! Wyatt is in it too

Dumbledore gives everyone a list of questions, which they have to answer HONESTLY! Warning, there's swearing in this story and of course the usual insanity! New: Voldemort's answers! (about bloody time, too..)

It's spring break at Hogwarts, and the Gryffindors are bored out of their skulls... until Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to play Spin the Bottle, along with Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. What will happen? (And will Draco have to wear a skirt?)

Harry, Hermione, Ron and Draco get stuck in detention. A good quick story! R&R!

Like the title says, Breakfast Club, Hogwarts Style. What happens when the Quidditch jock, the popular prep, the nasty bully, the klutzy nerd, and the eccentric freak are stuck together for Saturday detention? Please R/R!

Pansy Parkinson asks Draco for truth and dare... Draco, being a Malfoy, picks Dare, and ends up having his whole live changed by one measley little choice. **Story in progress**

The Peanuts Gang goes to Hogwarts School of Wizardry!