Dramatis personae: an alien who thinks himself a god; a pickpocket with a plan; a valet; several tramps, gangbangers and general ne'er-do-wells; a kid; the guardian of the rainbow bridge. Oh, and a mouse. It wasn't surprising that Loki's hamartia would be a woman, but he certainly didn't expect her to be so... dirty.

Future Fic. "There's only so many 'I'm sorry' shots you can buy someone; people either forgive you, or vomit everywhere." Summary: When Hope brings home a friend from college, Elijah learns there's more than just family blocking his path to love. Slightly AU with canon. DarkHumor. Multi-chapter. T for language. [ElijahxOC, HayleyxKlaus established, HayleyxElijah past relationship].

He always stayed in the shadows and allowed his brother to shine. But even The Original hybrid didn't hold a candle in her eyes to him. So much dark energy behind that well tailored suit. And she couldn't wait to tap into it.

"Loki's lips were only a breath width away from mine. Cool hands moved from my ribs to my lower back and side, eliciting a shiver from me." What happens when a certain god of mischief drops into the life of an average college student? Well one thing is for sure, Leslie's life will never be the same.

Bri is a shy mutant working for SHIELD. Her powers? To always speak the truth, and to force others to as well. She tries to keep to herself but Director Fury has a new assignment. SHIELD liaison with Asgard. Her primary mission? Get close to Loki. But when the God of Lies and the Mistress of truth come face to face, will they both find refuge?

As I opened the refrigerator I felt a slight breeze. Huh, whateves. I grabbed the milk and the chocolate syrup and turned around to set them on the counter. My jaw dropped to the floor and so did the milk. The Fellowship was standing in my kitchen.

A Legolas one shot. Rated M for obvious reasons!