Hello.

I love chocolate. 'Nuff said.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You have 2 days to apologize to her, make back up, and do something really romantic to make up for it, or I'm going to make your life "beep."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Know what's wrong without having to ask.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: might bail you out of jail the second time.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN! We messed up again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet. You say I'm not cool. But cool's another word for cold. I'm not cold, so I must be hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Post this in your profile if you think you're a cool/hot loser.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, post this in your profile.

If you love Zack Fair from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, post this in your profile. (To me, he's very hard to dislike)

If you love Queen Elsa of Arendelle from Disney's Frozen, post this in your profile. (She's so protective for her sister)

If you love Roxas from Kingdom Hearts, post this in your profile. (Seriously, who doesn't love him?)

If you love Jake the dog from Adventure Time, post this in your profile. (Oh what a cute doggie you are!! YES YOU ARE!!)

If you love chocolate, POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!! (There is a very obvious reason why my penname's like that)