Things to do in Walmart and other stores:

1: Wear a t-shirt that says 'LIFE' in huge letters and hand out lemons to customers

2: Go into the elevator, sit in a meditating pose and when some one asks what you are doing say "shhh you are disrupting the peace..."

3: scream "HEY YOU WITH THE FACE!" and see how many people look at you

4: Put up a 'lost ant' poster with a reward and your number

5: Leave a trail of apple juice leading to the bathrooms

6: Practise your 'super power' on strangers, then cry when nothing happens

7: Find a revolving door, turn it round continuously and when people ask you what you're doing say "IT WON'T SLAM!!" (not really Walmart)

8: buy a donut and complain that theres a hole in it

9: in the bathroom, pass a note under the occupied stall next to you saying "they're onto us. We need to go." The freakouts are spectacular

10: bring a desk/small table and chair into the elevator, when people ask to get on ask if they have an appointment

11: in an crowded elevator say very loudly "so, I'm guessing you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"

12: Go to the electronics department with a real blackberry and say "i want to upgrade to an apple"

13: Go to the bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the occupied stall next to you and ask for toilet paper XD

14: make a cardboard car and 'park' it in the parking lot

15: show people a picture of yourself and ask if they have seen this person

16: Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

17: Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

18: Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

19: Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

20: Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

21: Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

22: Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

23: When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

24: Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

25: While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

26: Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

27: In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

28: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

29: When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

30: Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

31: Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Things to do when you're bored:

1: go to a football game and hold up a huge sign that says "the guy behind me can't see!"

2: scream out the car window at pedestrians "you're wearing my pants!"

3: press all the buttons in a crowded elevator and walk out

4: Look through glass and when some one is on the other side shout "oh my god i'm hideous!" then give them a chocolate bar

5: Call a random number and tell them tell them you can't talk right now

6: Tape a walkie talkie to a tree out of sight and yell random innuendos at passers by

7: When someone says "grab a seat", literally pick up a chair and walk away with it. this is funniest in class XD

8: Call up skittles and complain that their candy doesn't taste like rainbows

9: when someone asks if you know what time it is say yes, walk away, then walk back to them after a few minutes and say "it's summer time!", they'll be so confused it's funny

10: Glue coins to the floor and see how many people try to pick them up

11: go to the vet's with a tin of mashed tuna and ask if they can fix him

12: hide in a closet and scream at passers by "I'M BACK FROM NARNIA!"

13: Get into a taxi and say "follow that car!" and point to a parked car

14: go to a pet store and ask for a cow

15: order a pizza 5 minutes before new years eve. When it comes, yell "I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR!"

KFC BONUS: dress as a chicken, go to KFC and scream "you're eating my babies!" at people

HOME BONUS: Vacuum the lawn. You'll get the best looks XD

CALL BONUS: call a Chinese restaurant on one phone and a pizza place on another. Let them talk to each other.

All tried and tested by me and my friends Angie and Eva in the best game of truth or dare humanity has ever seen :) I can guarantee hilarity.