AU. EWE. MoD!Darkish!Harry. Who would have thought that everything would go wrong? It was a hollow victory. Without anything else to live for, Harry chooses death. He is reborn in the planet Zen-Whoberi, green-skinned and drowning. [MCU] Still In-Progress

Down the Isle, a reality dating show, is roommates Jane and Tom's guilty pleasure. Under the sun of an indeterminate hot country, millions watch the contestants in their search for love. The weird twist? They're all characters from P&P, Emma, Mansfield Park and Persuasion. But this isn't a butchering of Austen: love, whether it's in bikinis or bonnets, is ever the same thing...

A modern re-telling of our favourite Austen novel. Elizabeth doesn't take kindly to being merely 'tolerable', Caroline doesn't take kindly to having someone move into her turf, and Darcy doesn't take kindly to losing control of his life. Or, the one where Jane is a ballerina, Wickham is a reporter, and Elizabeth and Darcy go swimming (eventually).

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, who prides himself on his self-control, must be in want of a vice. For William Darcy, that vice is Elizabeth Bennet. Modern AU.

Miss Elizabeth Bennet will not marry where there is no respect between partners. In a world where Miss Elizabeth Bennet's intimate friend is a Mr. Charles Lucas, true feeling are clouded - Does one find love by wading into the sensible, or falling into the ardent. WIP.

Will Darcy is a serious actor who wishes women would leave him alone. Bess Bennet has come to London to study, and certainly doesn't have time for romance. He looks down on upstart Australians and she's a reverse snob. An accident and a matchmaking best friend bring them together, but will they hit it off or just really, really detest each other? Modern P&P, HEA eventually.

After an unfortunate carriage accident, Elizabeth Bennet becomes separated from her family. She eventually finds herself working as a servant in Derbyshire. While working as a chambermaid, Elizabeth is able to help Fitzwilliam Darcy, who has suffered a severe trauma. Note: this story contains references to sexual assault.

Weak, bitter and reclusive, Jess Wright is nobody. But when she emerges from her isolation to work at Stark Industries, she is cold and ruthless, nothing like the Jess Wright of years past. The reason is simple: another wears her face and claims her life. Jessamine Potter, Mistress of Death, arrives at the dawn of a new world of superheroes and gods. Fem, Amoral, OP, MoD Harry.

Twice, Elizabeth Bennet found the love of her life. And Mr Darcy was not the first. When she fell in love with a man born to a peer of the realm but practically penniless, she was happier than she could ever have imagined. But life can deliver harsh blows, and Elizabeth's life is torn apart by grief and tragedy - by the time she meets Mr Darcy, everything has changed. E/D HEA

Modern AU. Lizzy Bennet has only met Will Darcy twice before, but she is certain that she does not like him. Then, her sister gets engaged to his best friend, and she and Will are roped into the wedding planning. Suddenly, they're going to florists and picking out his suit together. But there's nothing going on between them. Really.

Fitzwilliam Darcy is the CEO of Darcy Technologies and Elizabeth Bennet is his newest employee. Soon, the two start a casual sexual relationship, despite the fact that commitment-phobe Lizzy proclaims to hate the man. Eventually, she has to decide whether to let herself be vulnerable with another person, or keep her independence. Light Angst. Preview only. Now available on Amazon!

A modern retelling of a classic. Bingley is getting married and his younger brother Grey (Wickham) has arranged for a bachelor's get away to Las Vegas for his brother and Bingley's best friend, Bill. Chance allows Bingley to find his fiancee's long lost college friend and sorority sister, Liz. He wants her to come to his wedding, but will his brother or friend scare her away?

He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.

AU. Born once more as a child of the lion, Harry Potter of House Lannister is raised from childhood to play the Game of Thrones. As fire and fury threatens to tear Westeros apart, will he choose ambition or family? To serve or to rule?

Miss Caroline Bingley is desperate for Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. So desperate that she devises a shocking plan to trap the two of them together in a room at night. Then Mr. Darcy will be forced to marry her. But when Miss Bingley's plans go awry, it is not she and Mr. Darcy who are trapped together, but rather Miss Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

A forced marriage story. With a colorful twist.

Sorry can't hear you over "To be quite honest, it was one of the most erotic things I've ever experienced. My heartbeat started to pick up when he grinned at my reaction, "You like that, don't you?" his voice, rough and sleepy, sent a feral stab into the pit of my stomach." Spicy meme-free story with bad jokes.

Elizabeth Bennet had often been called an excellent walker, and so she was; but even she would own that there was some small risk involved in taking such solitary walks.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meanwhile, a plot is unraveling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle.

She's supposed to be celebrating, but Elizabeth Bennet is left wondering at the disgusting man eating her antipasto, why Charlotte is sparing him a second glance, and why a handsome stranger feels compelled to save her when Jane and Charlotte ditch her. Modern short story; rated M. 13 December 16: only the first chapter remains - see my profile for the how and the why, if you wish.

When Elizabeth accepted Mr. Darcy's proposal of marriage, Mr. Bennet complicated his consent with a condition, known only to himself and Mr. Darcy. Elizabeth must spend the season in London, associating with the first circles of society as Mr. Darcy's fiancee. If Elizabeth is unhappy with the experience, Mr. Bennet will withdraw his consent. Will their love withstand the test?

It's the smallest moments that can make life that much sweeter.

Elizabeth loves her job at Darcy Enterprises, a multi million dollar company with strong charitable ties, but she can't stand the man she works for. So how did she end up in his bed after the companies annual charity ball? Now edited and updated.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

House guests are annoying at best. At worst, they're a team of SAS men forced on you by Alan Blunt. When an injured Alex returns from a mission, Alan Blunt sends K-unit to his house as "bodyguards". As if he needs bodyguards. Set a few years after Scorpia Rises, America didn't work out. My first story, feedback appreciated, good or bad.

Elizabeth is knocked unconscious during her walk with the Colonel at Rosings. This "what if" starts before Darcy has the chance to propose. This story is about the ensuing journey the characters have to go through to fall in love. Incomplete, as yet.

Some men are born with an unquenchable fire... one such man is Harry Potter, little more than an heir of a House long forgotten. With mind and magic, the game will forever be changed. After all, Magic is Might - and he will live to see it so.

Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.

Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

MI6 want Alex back, but he's not going without a fight. Desperate, he makes a deal with the devil. Can Alex get what he wants and be both teenager and spy? There's no room for indecision, no going back - this is the end. Sequel to Bury Your Dead.

Everyone wants to be wanted. Back from America, Alex has to battle with the unwanted attentions of World Intelligence agencies, memories that won't lay to rest, a maybe not-so-new enemy and an old unit who think they can give Alex the family he's always wanted. Battling against so many wants, Alex will have to choose his place fast- before others choose it for him.

Casino, check. Liter of raspberry sangria, check. Impromptu wedding to Will Darcy during a night of alcohol-induced irresponsibility—that's a check too.

How will events be impacted when, shortly after the death of their father, Darcy and Georgiana meet Elizabeth Bennet in London? **On hiatus but not abandoned!**

Modern day Pride & Prejudice. Set on the college campus of Meryton University. Lizzie is a freshman. Will is a junior and football star. Rated M for later chapters. Mostly similar characters but different plot.

A grad student struggling to make ends meet, Eva Barringer takes up a job waitressing a local coffee shop. A love story of lattes, with a smattering of scones and just a hint of a Caribbean vacation.

He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.

Elizabeth Bennet is convinced she will never marry, especially when she meets a horrid, rude man in a local shop. Yet, she can't seem to get him out of her head. Can the mysterious gentleman at the masquerade ball be the same man? Can she keep this man out of her head and focus on her courtship with the sweet Mr. Bingley? (Love triangle)

AU. Plagued by dreams of a life half-remembered, Harry Potter strives to carve out a life for himself in the North. Protected and raised by the Starks of Winterfell, Harry's fierce loyalty drags him into playing the Game of Thrones in order to protect his surrogate family.

In this modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet is a high-powered, idealistic lawyer, Will Darcy is CEO of a private equity firm, and they grapple with work, love, and family. M for bad language and gauzy sexual metaphors.

Elizabeth Bennette is a defiant young part-time model. Will Darcy is the wealthy young president of Pemberly Publishers. When Darcy pretends to take the troubled model as his girlfriend to escape negative publicity, who knows what their initial attraction might bring?

Four soldiers are thrown into the secret world of teenagers when a secret threatens lives and a three year old mystery finds itself once again on the front page. Complete rewrite of Spartan Pride.

Martial Arts. Two words that mean so many things, but above all it is the drive to better ones self, physically and spiritually, it is an ever distant journey to perfection. What would happen when a small green eyed child with a destiny far greater than even he knew enters this seen yet unseen world? Adventure, magic, love? And it's all due his cousin's past as a spoiled brat.

"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.

There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.

Katniss meets Gale differently, then learns things differently, then sees things differently. — KatnissGale; AU

Mr. Darcy once voiced his reservations against Miss Elizabeth's station in life, only to have his suit vehemently rejected. Years later his feelings for her haven't diminished but her status has. What would it take for Mr. Darcy to propose again? Regency, AU, HEA (amazingly). Inspired by "The Reawakening" by easternbandit.

The Bennets are about half an hour late to the ball at Meryton... Which leads to Mr. Bingley and Jane never falling in love. What would have happened to Darcy and Elizabeth without the romance of his best friend and her sister?

Lizzie is a free-spirited jet-setting screenwriter wunderkind. Darcy is a neurotic CEO of an international multi-billion real estate business. Will she be his Manic Pixie Girl or Annie Hall; let alone stay in the same time zone long enough to fall in love?

"If only I had learnt to be a lady," Elizabeth whispered, "then perhaps I might be fit to marry, but as it is, I am not." Is it possible for a man, even one such as Fitzwilliam Darcy, to change her mind?

Elizabeth Bennet is about to take on her fourth season in the ton. Her name and fortune recommends her, but Mr. Darcy wants her for more than that. But will he be able to continue his pursuit with the insufferable gossips in the way? Or later, with his sister in such a delicate emotional state? Will the ton allow their happy ever after? CHANGED PEN NAME!

Harry Potter's been in the adventuring game his whole life. They say he rediscovered Atlantis. They say he apparated to the moon and back. They say he delved deep into the abandoned tunnels under Gringotts and found the treasure of a forgotten king. But his greatest challenge may be yet to come, with the return of the Dark Lord - and the arrival of war.

"We're the wild ones," he says. "The example, not the exception. They let us live so they could kill us all over again." A pregnant Katniss is going back into the arena... and Cato is going with her.

Darcy arrives in Meryton a month late because Georgiana requires his company in town. As a result Elizabeth and Darcy meet not at the assembly but under entirley different circumstances. One-shot.

It rains and it pours and he can think of nothing but Lizzy Bennet and the handprint she left on his heart. A story about loss, love, rain, and how the three changed William Darcy.

All he ever wanted to do was to protect his loved ones and prevent further tragedies from happening, but will he throw his humanity away to achieve it? Features a powerful Harry! Pairings: Harry/OC, Harry/Fleur. Neville Longbottom is BWL.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Takes place after ww1. The astute reader will recognizes bits of JA mixed with JH. Some angst but I promise a happy ending.

Without the scar Harry Potter has had a hard life. Now with the Triwizard Tournament coming to Hogwarts how will this elusive boy handle the demands such an event puts on him- and the lovely Miss Delacour? 5th year AU

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.

Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?

Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV

Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.

As a child, Meredith sees Derek and Mark as her older brothers. When she grown older, her long time crush on Derek and her deep connection with Mark flourish and grow into something different... and infinitely more complicated. MerMark, MerDer, AU.

[AU] The world believes that Harry Potter died sixteen years ago while his parents survived. But with the Triwizard Tournament finally starting, why has this boy that looks so much like the Potters appeared? ON HIATUS

A wife's move. A husband's mistake. Another man's chance to fit in to the picture. Will they make it through? A MerMark, MerDer story.

Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!