Observe Link's trials and tribulations as he tracks down his naughty sister Aryll because she stole his bag of Swedish Fish (it was fat free). Now in French, Portuguese, British, and German! (Don't ask) Also introducing.. the Duke of Red Lions!

Armed with the Master Broom, Dustpan of Time, Fairy Sponge and more, Link is forced to battle the horrors of dust, dirt, and germs as he struggles to clean the house up by the end of the week.

Zelda's got chicken pox, Navi's on fire, Epona's afraid of grass, chickens are taking over, the ocarina is broken, and Link has an allergic reaction to swords and gold things shaped like triangles. Who's gonna save our butts? Let's face it. We're screwed.

This is a little thing we thought up, it's basically lame songs that we turned into lame zelda songs! rated for mild language - those with sensitive teeth, do not proceed! R&R pleez! done by the NINA GANG!