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Joined 06-30-04, id: 621943, Profile Updated: 11-28-08
Author has written 6 stories for RENT, and Twilight.

Name- Daphne or Chris...what ever side is taking over at the time.

My spelling is sad

I am a bisexual New Yorker!! Thats half black and half puert rican and fuckin proud.

I LOVE to read. Reading=Life to me.

I am going to admit right off the bat, I am no where near being a good writer, but its something that I like to do, and something that I will continue doing.

I am OBESSED with Opera. Opera is the original reason that I got in to musicals, because musicals like AIDA and RENT are originally from Opera. So take that.

I can't stand stereotypes

I hate Racism

I dislike with a burning passion High School Musical. Even more so the fact that it has been transferred to stage. Something as holy as the stage should not have that on it. GRR

I am at the moment in college, going for a double major in Theatre and Fashion Design, with minors Photography and Dance. My plans are to become a costume designers for theatre. I my dream is to be the head designer in a new and up coming Musical, that will one day make it to Broadway! I want to dress Idina Menzel, Heather Headley, Sherie Renee Scott, Anthony Rapp and expecially, (if ever he goes back to theatre) Jesse L Martin!!

I am an addict to law/cop shows. I.E. Law and Order, Cold Case, CSI, things like that. (this is when I have the time)

While I love Twilight, I can't stand Bella for the life of me.

FINISH MIDNIGHT SUN!!

My favorite Opera is Carmen

My Favorite Actor is Robin Williams

My Fave Broadway Actor and celeberity crush is Jesse L Martin

Favorite Actress is Julia Roberts

Favoriate Broadway Actress is Sherie Renee Scott...have you seen her in the Little Mermaid, fuckin pimp!

I like to sing in the showers, dance, eating, sew, design clothing, watch movies, read books...and fanfics, watch tv, cooking, put on little preformances, do anything that has to do with the Theatre, hunting, listen to music, write, spending money, RP, play on the computer, photography, shopping, go to museums, act like i know what the fuck im talking about (which is often) going to see shows, and when I have time, SLEEP!

OH OH OH OH OH

and I LOVE the GAYS!!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Ending to books that would have been amazing!

Harry Potter- Harry Potter finds out that he has to become a Deather Eater and work under You-Know-Who for a while, then kill himself in order to kill You-Know-Who. This would have worked because he is connected to You-Know-Who and it would be a hell of an ending!

Twilight- Jasper becomes completely insane from Bella's scent that Alice kills her and out of Grief, Edward turns to Jacob and he imprints on Edward...they become lovers and I will be happy forever.

I LOVE these things. So deal with me.

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Acquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you're a true believer copy this into your profile.

If you miss Lennie Briscoe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jesse L. Martin has a funny head but that's just endearing to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would die if the original Law & Order got canceled, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you're only still watching Law and Order reruns to watch Jesse L. Martin kick people's asses, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU FUCKING hate HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND THINK THAT ANYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T CAN FUCK OFF, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you're a Theatre geek and damn proud of it! Then copy this into your profile!

If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Adam Pascal and Jesse L Martin have the best ass below 14th street, copy this into your profile.

If you think Roger Davis is seriousfuckinly hot (thank you, Adam Pascal) and Mimi Marquez is the luckiest girl ever, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you think Zanessa sucks, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would love to open up a restaurant in Santa Fe with Adam,Anthony, Wilson and Jesse, copy this into your profile

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile

If you'd GLADLY cover Collins with one thousand sweet kisses, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If it makes you really mad when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile!

If you regularly obsess about how "One Song Glory" was Roger's real one song glory and "Your Eyes" just doesn't cut it, copy this into your profile.

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile.

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

If you listen to your RENT CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to marry the characters in books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, OnEtHoUsAnDsWeEtKiSsEs, SiriusLovesRent, FelineMimiDavis74, BohemianVampire

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I HAVE RED HAIR, so I MUST have a temper problem.
I HAVE A SIDE FRINGE, so I MUST be emo.
I HAVE GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!!

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why they have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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User's Guide to Your New Bohemian! by x Rajah x reviews
You know you’ve wished at least once for your own little Boho to love and huggle forever and ever. Well, here’s a manual to guide you should you become the lucky owner of a BOHEMIAN unit. Will expand to include every Boho, including Benny.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Every Rose Needs A Protector by Ember Sage reviews
Though every rose has its thorns, it still is a flower, and it needs protection. RxE drabbles and one-shots. Some angsty, some humorous, all romantic. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Experiment by Ashkey reviews
Carlisle didn't turn up at work and has left the Cullen family very suddenly. Esme is distraught and Edward is discovering that something is very wrong with his Father.I Promise not to make Carlisle into a bad guy. Action, Mystery, and Drama for all!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,065 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
The First Time by Snicker Puff reviews
Angel and Collins' first time together. And another first for Angel.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
When You Were Young by EloraCooper4 reviews
College fic, Sequel to Are We the Waiting. The bohemians attempt to survive their first year out on their own. Chapter 16 is up! Collins has a special present for Angel on her birthday.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,410 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - T. Collins
The 'T' Word by Tina101 reviews
Maureen's always had headaches, but now they're getting worse and worse. What if they're not what they seem?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Maureen J. - Complete
Rescue Me by Renthead621 reviews
This is kind of a Rent SVU Crossover. I didn't mean it to be but it turned out that way. Roger is on his way home from work when he hears a noise in the alley. He finds a girl in the aftermath of being raped followed by their life together. COMPLETE
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,676 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Roger D. - Complete
Nobody Knows by QuixoticLover reviews
AngelCollins high school fic. Angel moves to a small town and new friendships are formed. The title is random and barely ties in at all.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Moving On by Nikki M Dubeau reviews
Takes place about 1 year after Angel's death. Contains sexuality, some vulgarity etc. But it's not bad enough to be rated M so...R&R please!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,044 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Mark C., T. Collins
No Day But Today by acsbabyangelgirl reviews
A year after the play ends... Mark's learning to cope with a loss, and losing something he never thought he'd miss.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Measure in Love by luvforsawyer reviews
PostRENT. Maureen and Roger are lonely and end up spending a night that will change everyone's lives forever. Please read and review!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Roger D., Maureen J. - Complete
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New Life reviews
After a loss and a gain, what happens when history repeats it's self with another Clan member? Fifty years in the future. T maybe later M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008
Finding What Has Been Lost reviews
They are all at odds with eachother. What happens when Daphne Collins asks the Boho's to come together for Collins's last Christmas? Chapter Three Rewritten
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Darling Nikki reviews
List of songs that are on Maureen and Roger's new CD. All the songs have something to do with something they saw. I do not own any of the chatacters or songs. Songs range from Prince to Avenue Q, to Nickel etc. M for sexual content
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
The LOFT reviews
How did they all really meet? The story of how Mark Roger Benny Maureen Collins and even Mimi all came to live in the same building and the storied that follow. R&R...PLEASE! Will even add Marker! aka MarkRogerT for now may change
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Maureen's Request reviews
Collins will do anything for Maureen, but when it consist of giving her a child, will he agree?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2006 - T. Collins, Maureen J. - Complete
To Huevos Rancheos! reviews
Mimi and Angel are cooking Huevos Rancheos and well lets just say that Mimi can't cook
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Mimi M., Angel D. - Complete