Wassup y’all? I’m your inter-dimensional conduit to the Mothership Connection! Thas right, your Eldritch-Meme King, Dolla Dolla Bill is gonna make all your greasy nerd dreams come true at the price of your sanity. Now, you may be wondering, "just why should I care who you are? I never heard of you.” Well to that I say, man you lived a deprived life being stuck in a singular dimension. Its a damn shame y’all never experience the wonderful, mind-bending life of traveller of worlds. But thats okay, cause I’ve got a couple a dudes you get to vicariously live the experience through.

The first of my Awesome Apostles is $cum Munny. A pompadour having homie with a thing for that sweet, sweet cash-money. Its rare to come across a guy who’s Hustle has simultaneously got a honorable Flow and a downright DOB Grade Scam. Dude’s got a heart of gold and an eye for platinum.

The second Awesome Apostle is the oh so mysterious Ba$ement King. A strange dude that goes around looking like a Street Samurai from Shadowrun, in a more literal sense, and if said Street Samurai had an addiction to McDonalds. He never takes off his shades for they hold back a dark and twisted secret that has brought his fam-ury gu-rate-u shame-u.

I love these idiots. I love them a lot. Watching them bumble through various realities and ultimately fuck shit up is fantastic.