Ok, this is HexiCroma, Funnierthanapenquineat'nataco is here 2, but she's officially not allowed 2 touch the keyboard, cause this is the second time typing this because SOMEONE had 2 pres a whole lot of buttons and fuck up the computer! she says she didnt do it, but she did, she also hit a bunch of buttons AGAIN!!! and i had 2 figure out how to fix it! If your wondering what this is all about, it is currently 5:51 in the fucking MORNING, but luckly the moon goddess, Luna blesses us with the blessed hyperness, and we must finish this before the cursed devil Shinji rises. If your wondering, we practice the Religion of the Wolves... ok i suppose i will allow a certain SOMEONE, ONE MORE CHANCE!!!! NO RANDOM BUTTONS!!!!!!!! I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOUR MY LEADER!!!!!

Ayame: Well aren't you glad that you got rid of that old lady?

Tobi: BITCH!!!!

Ayame: Don't touch the keyboardibuyg IDIOT!!!! You made me spell keyboard wrong!!! Gosh!! Anyways. Yes it is me Funnierthanapengiuneat'nataco!!! Yaaaaaaay!!! I am known as one of the best critics in the whole world of Fanfiction!!! Well to some people I am. And Tobi you type slow! NOOOOOOOO My keyboard!!!!

Tobi: GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!!

Ayame: Tobi-baachan, you have a potty-mouth, shame shame

Tobi: NOT A BAACHAN YOU FUCKIN BITCH, AND I DO NOT HAV A FUCKING POTTYMOUTH, THE ACURSED SHINJI HAS JUST DECIDED THE ALONG WITH THE BLESSING I RECEIVED I ALSO RECEVED A FUCKING CURSE TO SAY EVERY FUCKING CUSS WORD THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN IM SLEEPY. You, however, were cursed with increased stupidity, and i may type slow, but at least i can spell. Excuse me, Shinji's curse was getting to me, I am actually a fairly new yaoi author, so far all of my stories are GaaNaru, so if u like that pairing be sure to check out Twisted Love Story .~

Ayame: You done yet?

Tobi: Unfourtunatley...

Ayame: Good. In that last paragraph that you wrote...well...I have no idea what you just said. All I realy see is the word Fuck...alot. And I am thankful for my stupidity. It's what makes me, me. Well aparently I get to talk for some time because Tobi got destracted by a foursome yaoi. Hey don't get me wrong, I love Yaoi and all. But I'm more of a strait pairing person.

Tobi: I HATE STRAIT PAIRINGS!!!

Ayame: Well to bad you have to write some.

Tobi: Well you have to write a rated M YAOI FOURSOME.

Ayame: Well you have to write a K yaoi foursome.

Tobi: damn...i hate you.

Ayame: I know. Any ways what we are realy doing on this acount is writing a BUNCH of crack pairing stories. And we decide the pairings by drawing names, ratings, and how many people out of two hats and a shoe. We couldn't find another hat. -.- Well moving on. Another thing that we do is we also write stories that you all request.

Tobi: I would prefer M Yaoi

Ayame: And I prefer strait ones. And if you MUST give us a Yuri pairing give the message to Tobi.

Tobi: Do not, i repeat, do NOT give us anything you want for this account to our other accounts. Those accounts are for our personal use ONLY. That is why we made this account. Thank you, that is all -immediatly gets drawn back into my Yaoi-

Ayame: Yeah what she said. Oh and sorry to all of other anime fans, but we ONLY write stories for the series Naruto. I'm sorry but having anymore than that would be to much.

Tobi: If for any reason we decide to add another anime to out crack pairings, we will be sure to inform you immedeatly on our account.

Ayame: THEY ARE ALL ONESHOTS!!!! WE NO FEEL LIKEY WRITEING

Tobi: a 23 chapter lemon foursome with Orochimaru fucking Pervy Sage who is fucking Hinata who is also being fucked by Gaara, who is on bottom -shiver- my poor baby... ok, I also feel bad 4 Hinata... but still, my poor baby all non dominant T-T

Ayame: Yeah...Anyways that was actualy an example of we actualy have to write. O.O I know scary isn't it.

Tobi: OMG, u should hear all the pairings that r in this story im reading! KakaIta, KakaSasu, KakaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaru, SasuNaru, and KakaItaSasuNaru foursome!!!!!!!!!!! whoot orgasmic!!!!!!

Ayame: Wow anyways, if you do not read our entire profile you are unworthy of letting us write you a Fanfiction. Well you kind've have to since you have to here all of our rules. Oh and if you have a request you have to pm us. These rules are not that hard to follow. And if they are for you well your an idiot then. Well we now have to get off, even though Tobi doesn't want to. But anyways Tobi say bye!!!

Tobi: I can't finish my Yaoi!!! I'm so sad that Ayame had to type this for me!!!

Ayame: Ummmm...Oooook. Help Me say bye Tobi.

Both: Ja ne!!!!!!