Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

You'd thought that life was a bit boring, almost like it was missing something, for a long time now. But that all changed when Dave, Dirk and Karkat crashed into your life. Literally.