What is this? Is this real? So the tormentor of my very soul, the football head that haunts my dreams, the love of my life, just dropped a note on my desk. What should I do?

What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

'A girl coccooned in a pink bathrobe walks towards the center of the room. I watch her unwrap herself like a present and drop the fluffy censor onto a nearby chair.' In which the football head and bully are reunited after years apart- as art student and subject. Rated M.