Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287-
You were too lazy to read that number.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Instagram in real life.

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."- Stephen Hawking

"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."- Abraham Lincoln

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night"-. Steve Martin

I say"NO" to Alcohol DAILY. It just chooses not to listen.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I will not continue the My Petrova Series because I have been preoccupied, It will never be continued.