A whole bunch of random and increasingly ridiculous "what if Zeref joined Fairy Tail" one-shots because as a legitimate plot point it's ludicrous but as a basis for a bunch of funny drabbles its perfect.

Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.

SPOILERS AHEAD!: What if the dragons were not killed by the spell that kept them imprisoned within the bodies of dragon slayers? Igneel lives on and with the help of the Fairy Tail wizards, they begin a mission to destroy Acnologia once and for all. Written for a challenge given by dragonkissfairywink.

She only realised that Aquarius lied to her after she killed her. But... Was she to abandon her guild and let them die instead? It doesn't matter anymore anyway, for the ancient laws required a sacrifice and a replacement as well, and she became the new Aquarius of the sky. But when she was summoned and expected to see Yukino,the only celestial mage left in the world,she saw Zeref.

Zeref, appalled by Igneel's irresponsible parenting, decides to file a legal claim for custody of Natsu. Oneshot.

His kisses are the best I've ever had. Every single one of them is packed with 'we shouldn't be doing this' and I eat it up, a girl starving for something I should never have.

Kaori and her brother survived thinking that their nightmare is finally over . But what If Doctor Toshio Ozaki told them the opposite? . Does he still have Natsuno as his partner . Will they finally get the happy ending ? Natsori foreva .

Minato loves his team. He really does. It's just that Team Seven's legacy of being unable to hand in normal paperwork on time is strong in the new generation and it's awful. It's just so awful. And at this rate, he's going to become a hermit like his sensei.

Even in the next generation, Team Seven still can't do their paperwork. Jiraiya knew he should have booked it when his sensei tried to warn him about paperwork and ended up cackling with distinctly evil laughter instead.

The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.

When Mira locks them in the guild's freezer, things go from bad to crazy when they open a magical potion meant to reveal the deepest fantasies of all of them. Lucy thinks this is going to be the beginning of something amazing, or very, very bad.

Natsu gets hit by a curse that has… unfortunate results. Lucy helps him through it. And then helps herself to the affects.

Ayuzawa Misaki never dared to scream nor moan out loudly whenever they were getting to it. She's too embarrassed to announce to the whole school that she was having a great time fucking Usui Takumi. But when he challenged her to it in the school library, things get a whole lot interesting -and not to mention, sexually satisfying- than they usually are. (one-shot)

A discovery leads to a heated night.

It's all started in Tenrou Arc , Since the attack of GH , Zeref took Lucy with him . In those 7 Years , Lucy didn't remember about Fairy Tail . What Lucy relationship with Sting and Rogue ? . What's Mavis and Zeref Relationship ? Will Zeref make Lucy his ?. Updated : Bonus Epilogue ! Bonus chapter , focusing at the next generation a.k.a the kids ! Do read and review!

Orochimaru and his followers have to lay low and Kabuto gets bored. He turns to unusual methods for entertainment; namely finding ways to mildly annoy the snake sannin. Some strong language. No pairings. One-shot. Crackish.

...have hissy fits. Rated T for a certain someone's potty mouth.

In which no one can determine whether Zeref just turned into an idiot from a genius, Natsu is in denial, Acnologia is laughing his ass off and Fairy Tail might throw a party.

Lucy is blessed with a magic that's unlike any other. Only one person in history has magic that rivals hers - Zeref - only his magic is the opposite. So what is the guild to do when Lucy inadvertently brings her friend back from the dead? Seal her away on Tenrou Island, of course. Only, there's someone else sealed away on the island, too. Will they heal each other's hearts?

Zeref has been asked a question that he's... not entirely sure how to respond to.

Post-anime. Seishin and Toshio meet again. "In that moment, Toshio wanted it so much he actually saw it- the stake, piercing through his nonbeating heart."

Shooting the breeze with Mirajane one afternoon, Lucy calmly shoots down all of the matchmaker's proposed matches for the blonde. All except, maybe, the one she should be the MOST opposed to. Four-shot.

What if Lucy survived Acnologia's attack? What if she met Zeref? And what if she might be the only person that can kill him? But... what if they fell in love? Impossible right? Hah I think not this is my story, now do read it please darling! Zercy/Zerlu/Zelu

Natsu is the only person left in fairy tail all of his friends have been killed by the dark wizard zeref. Can natsu learn to live on or will he stay rooted in the past. warning: character deaths from many different point of views.

what if lucy was found by laxus and master when she was five and she doesn't know cestial magic but she is a cat demon that can uses black magic like zeref. when she joins fairytail they welcome her with open arms but what will happen when the find out lucy and her brother are being hunted down by the magic council and what is zeref doing? warning : demons, wolfs, cats and blood.

This is my first fanfic so be nice to me :) Lucy goes on a mission but she gets in trobles. Why is the twin dragons there? Will they save her? What will the trip back to magnolia be? Will she even get back? What will Natsu and the others do when they finds out? Who is the mystict person, who want's Lucy? You have to read the story to know xD See yah :

Abandoned by her team, Lucy is helped by Zeref for her revenge. Soon she begins to fall in love with Zeref but when Natsu see's her face 7 years after he abandoned her, he begins to fall in love for Lucy too. ZerefXLucy and NatsuXLucy

Do the brutal Lord of Darkness Zeref have the heart to fall in love? Well it seems he have fallen for our fair Princess Lucy. Will they have a happily ever after or the flower will wilt in the hands of Darkness? Read to find out.!

What happens if Natsu Erza and Gray got controlled and kicked Lucy out of the team? What if Zeref kidnapped Lucy? What will happen to Lucy? And why does she look like a 5 year old !

Lucy was kicked out of Fairy Tail. But, after a month of recuperation she got back on her horse and left to go on a adventure. But she doesn't know where to go! That is, until she meets Tifa FeatherLight. Together they embark on a story full of healing, friendship, magic, fighting evil dark wizards, and love. And it's priceless! P.S. a little darker later in the story...OCXOC, LXOC

400 years ago, the great dragon war ending due to the defeat of zeref. Zeref was defeated by Mavis. How did she do it? Math. Step into the history of the power of math magic!

A legendary dark wizard and a celestial mage... a fusion of black and white; a struggle between life and death. (Zeref x Lucy)

He loved her. She loved him. To protect her though he has to let her go. Zeref-Lucy with hint of Natsu-Lucy pairing! Rated T for safety.

He looks at her from afar as he silently wishes for the day when she'll be his. ZerCy. Fluff. One-shot. Manga-verse. May contain some spoilers.

MasaoxMegumi.Oneshot.Megumi's always been prettier than Kaori...so why does she get the feeling that the plain-faced girl has something she doesn't? And why is she starting to enjoy hanging out with that creep Masao...?

Shiki/s needs blood, and without it, their hunger will burst. Kaori realized that, so she talked about it with Natsuno and he agreed to take some of her blood. What she didn't realize is the it could hurt... so much, ONESHOT

Shampoo has realised that ranma does not love her...how does mousse know how to comfort? how does he know her so well? *oneshot*

The life in Nerima is not different since the spoiled wedding between Ranma and Akane. But it soon will be, for the time of the Dragon Dynasty is drawing close...