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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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The New Prophecy by svd2790 reviews
Just before Harry's 6th year, Trewlawney speaks a new prophecy, one that involves Harry and Ginny. And a baby. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Realm of Passing by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. What if the Killing curse hit Harry in the Graveyard, destroying that Horcrux 3 years early. Harry returns from the limbo Realm of Passing, and he is not the same boy-who-lived. Features Dumbledore Bashing Good but highly Arrogant and Manipulative. There will also be a lot of soul-searching amongst other characters. Main character pairings are HP/GW, RW/HG, NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,309 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter and the Soul-Bonded Heir by danimarie2323 reviews
after the DoM battle, things change for Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley find that their lives are about to change. There was more than one prophecy made, fallow Harry and Ginny along their greatest adventure to defeat the Dark Lord and bring peace and Harmony back to the world. rated M to be on the safe side. Some sexual scene later on in the story. Sirius is still alive.H/G R/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Never Be Normal by Sanguied reviews
"You can't keep them to yourselves. They are the strongest magical siblings in history." It's not easy being the powerhouses of good magic. Their cousins think they're freaks, their parents are over protective and the demons never give up.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
A Different Kind of Darkness by Lord Moridin reviews
Someone comes to see Angelus when he's in his cage and it changes everything
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Angelus, Buffy S.
Parent Teacher Meetings by raichy reviews
Bella is Alice's adoptive mother. Edward is her science teacher. What happens when Edward notices something strange about Alices doodling and calls bella into a meeting to discuss it. Rated for future chapters and language. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrothed by ButterflyGurly reviews
Angelus shall be king once his father dies. His father has betrothed him to the newly born princess of Alteus. Meanwhile Angelus is taking up his time with his mitress, Darla. Angelus doesn't want to be married. Darla does not want him to be married.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,466 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Buffy S., Angelus
The Food Chain Collapses by ProudArmySis reviews
Everyone basically switches spots on the WMHS food chain due to some major future events! Mainly Puckleberry, minor Fuinn. Might be a multi-chater story later! M just to be safe for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Ashes by tilante reviews
Forgot my meds today, am really depressed, but felt a need to write anyway. You've been warned. Dark Jalex, not a part of the 'Alex Gets Punished' universe.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,464 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Finders Keepers by mediwitch3 reviews
Heavy Jalex. Justin and Alex find a baby on their doorstep. their parents are keeping secrets, and max is clueless as always. the wizard council might have something to do with this mysterious baby that looks like the 2 older Russos. please review.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
What I Left Behind by Kikomimo727 reviews
After several night-time visits with Tony, Ziva finds herself pregnant. She leaves America and a clueless Tony, to protect her children. Seven years later, Ziva returns, but will Tony find out that he's a father?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,822 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KALEL OF KRYPTON by fullmetalmarta reviews
Instead of coming to earth as a child, what if Kal-el came as an adult and Kara as a child?. It's a different Clark Kent stronger and more confident and of course Lois and Kal-el still argue, But the connection between them is immediate and the romance ho
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Blinded by the WhitelighterWitchElder Hybrid by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
Humorous time travel fic. An explosion during a fight with two warlock assassins send Wyatt and Chris back to a time where Natalie, the straightlaced whitelighter, is invading the Charmed Ones' lives. Should be interesting...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
The Heir Presumptive by Fe Yries reviews
When the Grand Duchess Potter dies, the Potter Heir Apparent Marx Potter becomes the Boy-Who-Lived and prophesized Saviour. Yet what happened to the Heir Presumptive, Harry Potter, forgotten twin who dreams of escape? Who was the real Saviour? Rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Let me return to her by AngelusSe reviews
What if Buffy was there when Angel turned into Angelus? When Angel turned his feelings for Buffy where so strong that he passed them on to his demon self. Now its a battle between the Angelus and Angel for Buffys heart. Will she save Angel or have Angelus
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,778 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Angel, Angelus - Complete
The Junior Order Six by shamrock1787 reviews
AU Harry Potter and his friends train away from Hogwarts then must learn to live in the real world and fight dark forces. H/G For the most part it is a K story. There are some slivers of scenes that require a T rating. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,484 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dirty Little Secret by kathiekay reviews
Casey and Derek go home for the first time since they began dating. Can they keep their relationship a secret from the family? They better, because no one needs to know their dirty little secret. Futurefic, sequel to Crazy Game. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Master's Lair by getagrip91 reviews
AUAngelus is an owner of a clubcasinostrip joint.Hank Summers owes him money and strikes a deal with Angelus.Buffy works for Angelus at the Lair.They fall in love, but something else happens to Hank and the two must choose between their love and life.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Angel, Buffy S.
A Spell Gone Wrong by Raleigh's Haven reviews
This story takes place in season three while Prue is still alive. After a suspicious vision the girls travel to a strange future where Prue's dead, they have a half sister, and there's kids in the house.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Prue H., Elise R.