I am The Maharaja, yo.

- Grass

- Nail file

- Television

- Herbs

- Carpet

- Porridge

- Book case

- Shopping trolley

- Kitchen sink

These objects all exist …

OR DO THEY?

Irrelevant, I know. Review my shit. Maybe I’ll review yours. Don’t care what it’s about, ya’ll. Need some good stories on my favourites. Spices up the otherwise painfully dull profile page. Homedog ... yes.