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Author has written 2 stories for NCIS, and Harry Potter.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with NCIS, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella, Hawktalon.of.Windclan RosieLeeCullen, fanpirealice, Komichi, HorseChamp09

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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The Marriage Decree by Dumbledore's Wisdom reviews
When all eligible wizards and witches are forced to marry in order to increase the population after the war, neither of them thought they'd ever have a chance at happiness again. Especially not with each other but they soon discover that not everything is about themselves. REWRITTEN FROM FORCED TOGETHER. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 635,056 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Book of Stone by Bracketyjack reviews
Joren's dead, Genlith's treachery has been exposed, Burchard's abdicated, and Taren of Stone Mountain inherits an unholy mess leaving him on the wrong side of everyone and everything. Time for some New Hope. A further sequel to Lady Knight Volant.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 238,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 11/16/2018 - Complete
SoWhere Does The Nappy Go Again? by Blue'nBronzeEagles reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter live a normal wizarding life. Get up early, go to work, blah, blah, blah. It's boring. Nothing really happens. Until now. Oh boy, watch out! There's two new parents and honestly, they have no idea what they're doing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Tea and Irony by FireandBloodandKittens reviews
Dudley's urgent invitation to tea forces Harry to grapple with their troubled past and to contemplate an uncertain future. I own nothing; but these scenes have been kicking around my head for a decade! I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it. Have fun and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Dudley D., OC - Complete
Platform Nine and Three-Quarters by Cheyla reviews
Every September first it seems all of the crazies come out of the woodwork and come to King's Cross Station. All of the platform attendants dread getting assigned to Platforms Nine and Ten, where most of them seem to congregate. How many times do they have to say that Platform Nine and Three-Quarters doesn't exist? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2017
The Smith by Madrigal of Rose reviews
Home from the Scanran War, Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan finds herself in a situation she never believed possible. Rating subject to change.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,054 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 6/13/2016
The Professor by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Draco was glad the corridors were empty, that no one was there to see him take possession of his new office, watching history repeat itself. EWE. Post-war. Glimpses into Professor Malfoy's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,612 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Draco M., Minerva M., Neville L.
The First Lady by RyansDreamMaker reviews
Bass had always called Charlie the First Lady, but he never actually intended for it to become her official title.- Or - What happens when a group of people think they can run a country without any prior experience, and the nonsense that ensues. :-)
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,696 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Charlie M., Bass M.] - Complete
Meant For One Another by iltnlock reviews
Spoiler**Back from hiding, can Chloe find a way to stay? Or will she be forced back into it? Will she ever tell Alek about his kid?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 107,630 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Unique by walutahanga reviews
How each ranger team might have felt different from the rest. Chapter 11 added. RPM.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/10/2008
O-Tsukimi by CelestialDragon219 reviews
Kel returns home two years after the war with Scanra ends. Invited to the O-Tsukimi festival, Kel finds many things from her past popping up in front of the worse people possible, her friends. As her fellow knights discover a side of her they never would have dreamed possible, the handsome blue eyed sergeant whose heart beats for the Lady Knight begins to unravel her mysteries.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kelandry, Dom
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Home for Midwinter by BookFreak976 reviews
What do you get when you mix a Lady Knight/Protector of the Small/ Aunty Kel with a bunch of clueless nieces and nephews? Total chaos! But, they're family. Written for TPE- Seven Days of Midwinter.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Kelandry
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Strays by The Escaped reviews
Keladry might be the Protector of the Small, but her habit of picking up strays wasn't all hers. Raoul didn't just teach her logistics, after all. KelxLerant if you squint.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Keladry - Complete
One of the boys by dexterbird reviews
KEL / FAL because the lack of F/K stories out there saddens me i decided to write my own. Faleron sticks by his Lady Knight in her time of trial.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Keladry, Faleron
Gallagher&Blackthorn AIM by GallagherGirl530 reviews
Just a fun little thing between all of the charterers. random people will show up. i just thought it would be fun. C&Z B&G L&J M?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Ensured Happiness by skim-d.thru reviews
One shot. Malorie's Peak Prompt #56: Meetings.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Keladry, Faleron - Complete
The ISC by alltotheone reviews
One summer full of boredom. 7 teenage spies. One chat base. Welcome to the ISC. formerly known as the SIM
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010
What's a Bet Between Friends? by Kelar The Mage reviews
"The day you beat Wyldon is the day they put a statue of you in front of the palace." Isn't it good that Jon's susceptible to bets?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Raoul, Jon - Complete
Marked by Avvithespaz reviews
Meredith goes on a business trip for a week, and refuses to let Chloe stay home by herself after she was "mugged." So Chloe ends up staying the week with the Mai, fun fun!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,402 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
You and Me by xForeverxAlwaysx reviews
The last thing I remembered was his slow, even breathing, and the sound of a slow, rhythmic melody buzzing in my ears, before I fell into a deep and peaceful sleep.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Reading POTS by xstormchildx reviews
The older generation comes across the POTS books. Find out what happens when they all get together to read them.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
Way of the Samurai by Lily Hanson reviews
The life of a Samurai has never been an easy one. All those rules, codes and the intense training. Not to mention the weight of the world on your shoulders. Can these teens handle all the pressure?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 395,295 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Emily (PRS), Mike - Complete
A Strange Noise by 60BrokenHearts reviews
Teeny tiny bit of bad language at the beginning of this chapter... Disclaimer i dont own the series if i did Chloe and Alek would be together by now.. wait! they are sorta
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Anything Can Happen by amazinglyme424 reviews
When your the uniter and Mai your life isn't easy. Escpecially for Chloe King. It's getting hard to stay friends with amy and Paul, and trying to keep her secret from her mom. Not to mention a certain blonde haired, brittish hottie has caught her eye.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Ai no Melody by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A chronicle of Keladry and Faleron as they traverse through their first year of marriage, with all of its ups and downs and joys and fears and, above all, unbreakable love.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Keladry, Faleron
Bet you by Kittehkat432 reviews
So Chloe thought making a bet with Alek was going to be challenging, what about Jasmine?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Nothing More by xpskl reviews
She walks down the hall and hears something she doesn't want to hear. She'll show them.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Ziva's secrets! by ncis21 reviews
What will happen when the team discover the mystery of Ziva David? Ok i suck to summaries, but read anyway..
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,765 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Ziva D.
Another Day Dawns by panda1499 reviews
Seventy-five years is a long time if you're human. For an immortal its a drop in the bucket! It is seventy-five years after Renesmee was born, and the Cullen family is moving back to Forks. What happens when the move "home"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
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Innocence reviews
The second wizarding war is over and Draco Malfoy gets a second chance if he decides to take it. Along the way he makes a friend who shows him that his past doesn't have to define him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Draco M.
Ziva's little sister reviews
When the team find out that Mossad has lost Ziva they decide to look for her and uncover a suprizing twist
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009