PROUD MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY, LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT.

Name – McKenzie, and no I don’t care if you call me that so go for it.

Age- I’m basically immortal…or I’d like to be, but whatever. I’m some random age so you can pick…

Gender – Girl, though my guy friends say I’m a total tomboy…which I am...

Basically, in a nutshell, I love to laugh and have fun, and my friends would call me a dreamer and a hopeless romantic (I have been called that several times), which I can't deny. I'm hopelessly in love with my best friend, who is looking for a cowboy, which I am not, neither a cow nor a boy... I love her anyway though. I also invented sarcasm! Okay, I didn’t invent it, but I perfected it so there! I love to do stupid things, that usually make no sense, like couch sledding. If you really want to know about that, just pm me and I'll explain. Recently I have fallen in love with paintballing…so there's that! And I'm a pyro, go figure. I really love bouncing around ideas for stories and offering advice, so if you review or pm me, I'll always do my best to reply! So go right ahead.

Other random things about me...

My Heroes- Maximum Ride cause she kicks ass and I kick ass, so it works, Lisbeth Salander from Stieg Larsson's novels, Dr. House cause he's a sarcasm master like myself, my cousin AJ cause he's a marine and served in Iraq, and my cousins Andrew and Scott who're in the army!

Hobbies – Well, writing (duh), drawing, anime, video games (I kick ass at Call of Duty...just saying), reading, goofing off with friends, watching movies, etc., etc.

Favorite Word: SCANDULOUS!! And FACETIOUS, which is just fun to say. Makes you sound smart and stuffs.

Favorite Original Saying(for now): Holy Balls! Or just Balls! Which I now find rather ironic...

Favorite Music – Well, I must say that I am addicted to music! I need it more or less. It’s always helpful to find a perfect song and write to it. Helps me anyway… My favorite music includes just about everything under the sun. EXCEPT RAP AND COUNTRY! Well, most country is horrid, there are some good songs. I’m addicted to Paramore, Framing Hanley Shinedown, David Cook, All American Rejects, etc, but I also love the classics! All hail a good Aerosmith song! I'm always open to new bands though.

Fav book series-(in no particular order) Oh Geezums, I have way too many… Um… Maximum Ride (obviously), the Millenium trilogy, Harry Potter(although I will always believe that Harry and Hermione lived happily ever after, so screw the Ron/Hermione lovers of the world. Let me have my delusion okay?), Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Alex Rider, Gone, City of Ember, Strange Angels, and so many more I fail to name!

Fav Sport-Baseball! Go Yankees! Actually I don't care that much so long as I'm not playing. My dad is just a rabid Yankees fan so I get grouped in there alongside him. Boo. I also like football, but only if I’m playing. There’s just something satisfying about tackling people. I don’t know why that is…giggles

Current Obbessions- Callie and Arizona from Grey's Anatomy and Rei and Minako from Sailor Moon. Yes indeed. Also I have recently become addicted to Glee. Faberry for the win peoples.

I'm a Bad Ass. You're Just an Ass. Yes, there's a difference.

My friends also told me to add this on here. I have no idea why they would do such a mean and hurtful thing... Oh wait, yes I do.

Surgeon General Warning: May cause severe muscle soreness with constant laughter. Also known to have a dirty mind that may cause the soiling of your own mind. Use only as directed.

Hopelessly and Wonderfully Addicted to Fanax!

Wierd Food for Thought: There's this kid on my bus and his nickname just happens to be Figgy. Now, the reason I was like whoa, is that if somehow, Fang and Iggy magically had a child, this kid would be that child. He could totally be a mix of our favorite blind pyro and Mr. Tall Dark and Sexy with his uber tallness, blue eyes, black hair, and his funny yet mostly silent personality. How weird is that? Sooooooo is it just a coincidence that his nickname is Figgy? I think NOT! (Just so you know, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with Ig/Fang, I just don't see either of them as gay and besides Fanax is addicting so there!)

Link to Angel Assassin Vid:

Randomly Funny (and Dirty) Joke:

Oh Babe, is it in?

Yeah.

Does it hurt?

Uh-huh

Let me put it in slowly...

It still HURTS!

Ok, let's try another shoe size.