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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Woah! I'm back for an update after like six months with school, swim, and no time for computer!! so yay for that. If you don't know me... Hey. I'm Elise. And if you put my initials together, I guess it kind of spells ehwwm sometimes. Well it used to. Anyways, I write on here when I feel inspired and get plot bunnies which almost never happens. I am in love with over 30 fictional characters who will be the romantical people in my stories probably. I adore the harry potter series most forever, but my other favs are uglies, max ride, twilight and many other things you've never read/heard of. yup. If you know me... You should be amazed that I'm back!! people kept on reviewing me and I got so annoyed that I wasn't writing anything anymore. So I found time now to write again. So yeah. All the stories I was writing 6+ months ago are now cancelled or on hold until I get a good plot bunny for them because I've just changed so much since then. Sorry bout that but I will be writing more so you can read those instead or send me angry emails. thanks read on now bye! |
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The Pretty Ugly Girl by iliketoeatketchup reviews
A romantic comedy about one girl whose life changes after 16 years, and how she copes with these changes, heart breaks, mistakes, and how it all works out in the end. Summary suck DracoxOC pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/15/2008 - OC, Draco M.
Picking and Choosing Tales of Hogwarts Romance by Richard Segreto reviews
Illy has just begun her first year of Hogwarts, but before Christmas break comes around she has pried apart what seemed to be the very foundations of the school, eating breakfast with Gryffindor's, at the Slytherin table, and even charming Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., OC
Strange Happenings In The Town of Forks by TeamJempwarth reviews
The crazy things that the Cullens, Bella, and other characters do in the small town of Forks. Completely OOC. Funny though. Rated T for crude humor. :3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008
Embarrassment With The Cullens by On An Edge reviews
Title says it all. Emmett with drums, Edward in health class, things can only go wrong.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Smelly Marrows by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
SPOOF of DH, content is AU, obviously “you were raised in a muggle orphanage, the most noble stock you had contact with was an OXO cube. Face it Voldy, you suck.” CONTENT WARNING. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Voldemort's To Do List by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
What is Voldemorts To Do List? Well read to find out...R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
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Potter Therapy! reviews
I'm sending the fun HP people to therapy with Dr. Bobb. There will be one on one therapy, couples therapy, death eater therapy, Voldemort therapy, and any other kind of therapy I feel like putting in there. Hopefully it will be funny. READ ON PEOPLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008
If Everyone Cared reviews
Kallie never had anyone to love her before, her parents are dead and her brother's never around. Draco never loved anyone before. When they meet, that all changes. story is better than summary rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Draco M., OC
HARRY POTTER! reviews
Bella has just discovered the Harry Potter series and is getting everyone in the house completely obsessed---exept edward! Actually edward hates the idea of it and agrees that it is pessimistic. But can he convince Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2008