There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Because the movies is the perfect place to put the moves on your meister. (SoulxMaka drabble and one-shot dump. Current Drabble: Soul's arm is caught in the dishwasher and Maka was supposed to be home hours ago. If this isn't a sign he wasn't meant to do chores, Soul doesn't know what is.)

In which Soul becomes an internet sensation after a video of a well known shuffle chick links back to his underground YouTube page he was sure no one would find. Warnings for potty mouths and broken noses. Alternate universe. Icon and fic were created for SoulMakazine2018 created by Chaoticlivi.

She woke to the protests of her entire body at whatever excuse for a bed she was sleeping on, to the burn of a deep wound across the nape of her neck and down her spine, to an aching feeling of something lost that was frankly more alarming than anything having to do with not knowing where she was or how she'd gotten there. Weird fantasy AU of my own design.

She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

Seeking a new start, Soul escapes to Death City and settles into a quiet life of stealing food and ducking guards. However, his newfound peace is soon disturbed by a slithery villain and her angry bird, an obnoxious blue-haired genie, a sentient flying skateboard and one very cute meister. A very cute meister to whom he tells one very big lie. Aladdin AU!

Soul has a recurring dream where a girl calls out his name asking if he remembers her. Waking up with the usual sense of loss this dream imparts, he's shocked to find he has a woman's- well girl's- body. A Kimi No Na Wa/ Your Name (AU) My Soul Eater Resonance Bang 2017 submission **warnings for language, car accident, celestial destruction, and nsfw situations.

Something's up with Soul and Maka's resonance, and Soul is pretty sure he knows the cause, though he'll never admit it. A potential solution: hybrid resonance, transmitting their energy (and communication ability) through a third person. But when you might very possibly have feelings for your partner, and you don't want anyone to know, it's never safe to have anyone in the middle.

She kept her face blank, but inside her heart was pounding against her ribcage. That was everything. That was everything she ever wanted laid out in front of her, tied up with a neat little string bow. She hated everyone at that table, and she knew, she knew everything that came with walking into the Forest, but she would never get this chance again. High Fantasy AU

Smutty prompts and drabbles.

Vampire!AU. What happened in a dark alley in the middle of the night should stay in a dark alley in the middle of the night. Otherwise you ended up traipsing around with a collection of the most useless supernatural beings to ever roam the Earth while on a vengeance quest.

Being pushed down a garbage shoot was about the last thing he had planned for today. When Soul and Maka's fighting becomes too much for their shipmates, they find themselves confronting their feelings for each other amongst the ship's garbage floating trillions of miles from Earth. The trashiest Reverb fic. In case you guys couldn't tell, they are literally in the trash.

Maka is thrown out of her comfort zone and forced to have her life broadcasted for America's viewing pleasure as she finds herself on the dating show The Bachelor. Cameras follow her around as she gets to know the bachelor Soul Evans and fall in love with him. She's been running from love her whole life; not even she knows the end result. (The Bachelor AU)

A bouquet of Tumblr prompts and drabbles.

Best friends is more than enough. Really!

Put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be dancing out the door. mermaid au.

Childhood friends Soul and Maka do just about everything together. Except sleep together. Probably. Cover image by nori-wings on tumblr!

When planning for the traditional end-of-the-year prank war went awry, Soul found himself in the perfect position to get information that would allow the boys an easy victory. But true connections have a way of eating through even the strongest of masks, and Soul must decide what he'll do once he's given the most precious gift of all: trust. Soma Week 2017.

A place to put all of my domestic SoMa as well as some parts where they're not doing mission stuff. Much fluff ensues. Ratings might change in the future.

She's susceptible to such daydreams, so easily swayed with literature, like the thirsty little nerd she is, and he is not necessarily surprised to find her in such a dazed, miles-away state - but sometimes Soul likes to try and drag her attention away, like the selfish, needy little porcupine he is.

He and his brother Wes are forced to join the army to fight in a pointless war. But in a terrible battle, his brother is killed and his body is ruined. A mage named Maka makes a terrible decision, one that changes the course of his life forever. They both must deal with the consequences of her actions, and must both ask themselves: what defines who I really am?

After being awoken from a nasty curse by an unwelcome kiss from an awkward Prince, Princess Maka is to be wed to her rescuer according to strict tradition as soon as preparations can be made. Desperate to avoid such a fate, Maka seeks the aid of a witch and finds herself alone in a strange new world. Can a snarky but good hearted pianist help her find her happily ever after?

Summary: Soul never imagined he'd meet the girl of his dreams, but chance, a cat, and a very peculiar mailbox change his fate. There's just one catch: they live two years apart–in time. When life threatens to tear them apart, can Soul convince Maka to give him one last chance before time runs out? A Soul Eater spin on the movie by the same title, The Lake House.

In 1998, high school senior Maka Albarn struggles through a year of growth, change, and heartache. Between her upcoming graduation, her parent's crumbling marriage and a frustrating, overwhelming crush on her neighbor it's, like, totally brutal. Maybe life would just be easier cuddled up in bed, watching Sailor Moon. 90's AU. [ resbang 2016 ]

They are both running from something, and always into each other. He's never had a friendship start with a kiss before, but college is full of changes he's not going to complain about. Maka/Soul College AU.

Kid sends his top two weapon-meister pairs to Hawaii to deal with a band of pre-kishins and impress the local goddess. There will be blood, and Black Star, and lava, and budding trees. SoMa.

A secret treasure in a forbidden forest? How could (future) renowned treasure hunter Soul Eater Evens pass that up? Even if it does mean dealing with a particularly aggressive, and unseen, guardian that seems to have little regard for his personal safety. Sometimes you just can't see the forest through the trees.

"You dance. You use your body as part of your performance. And if I inked you-" he blinks, too, before continuing, speaking slowly, "... I'd change that performance. It wouldn't just be yours anymore. I'd be part of it, too." [tattoo shop/ballet au. for the se gift exchange!] cover image by nori-wings on tumblr.

Soul and Maka meet at a small liberal arts college; romance, bickering, and hilarity ensues. Slowest burn you'll ever read. Slice of life style going by date entries. Accompanying art can be found linked on my blog linked from my profile.

She is no passive summer rain - she's a mid-eve storm, and the clouds are about to break, thundering around them like the patter of stray shower on the plastic curtain.

Soul accidentally confesses his feelings in the heat of battle and has to deal with the aftermath while he and his meister are camped out in the country side with no supplies. For Soma NSFW Week 2016, contains explicit content.

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

"You're probably going to have to tie my hands up… or something. Just for practicality of course!" Maka suggests something new in the bedroom and she and Soul take some time to fumble their way through. NSFW

Extra drabbles and scenes from Poor Unfortunate Soul.

Maka Albarn is just your average college student working her way through school when she meets quiet, enigmatic Soul Evans. There's something about him she can't quite put her finger on, something beyond his odd looks that draws her in and holds her there. When Maka finally discovers there's more to Soul than meets the eye, will she be in danger of losing more than just her heart?

Maka Albarn and Soul Evans, recent graduates from Starfleet Academy, have both been assigned to the new flagship Resonance. Expecting to learn the ropes, they get more than they bargained for when the terrorist group Arachnophobia targets the ship on its maiden voyage. As everything falls apart around them, can two rookies really make a difference? A Star Trek AU for Reverb 2016.

Desperate and homeless, fresh out-of-college graduate Soul Evans decided to move in with his best friend Blackstar and to try his luck in at a record store as the cashier. He soon meets a beautiful woman with a peculiar interest in unpopular jazz artists and flowers. He also soon realizes that she's not what she seems. And that he's fallen hopelessly in love. / Reverb 2016.

In a world overturned by kishin and madness, young scientist Maka Albarn strives to find a solution. Along the way she stumbles upon Soul Evans, and through each other they find companionship and empathy. And then everything goes horribly wrong. [ Reverb 2016 ]

High school students by day. Superheroes by night. Usually. Soul and Maka are the new Chat Noir and Ladybug respectively and slowly learn how to juggle being normal kids while also saving Death City from the clutches of evil. It's not always easy, but they have each other which makes it a little better. Miraculous Ladybug AU. Collection of one shots in same AU.

Reverb 2016. Alternative Fairy AU w/ a splash of Romeo and Juliet themes.

Spending the summer working at a carnival with your girlfriend? Fun! Spending the summer inside a sweaty bear mascot costume while your girlfriend gets irrationally jealous of random civilians? Less fun. Soul Evans and Maka Albarn seem to have landed something just a little less than their dream job...

Usually he was okay with her wearing his shirts because, truth be told, she looked a hundred times better in them than he did. Except this was his Piano Man shirt.

AU, SoMa, Maka's services as a book appraiser have taken her to the Evans estate for the winter, but on the job in a nearly empty house is the last place she expects to encounter a person she might even grow to like more than literature. Now if only he weren't such a beast.

She gets the urge in the strangest locations - but that's Death Children for you, he supposes. Graveyards are the equivalent of a normal teen's make-out point.

There are some things cameras don't catch. Collection of one shots from Bare Feet & Cowboy Boots.

It's just his luck. Apparently one should not attempt a border crossing in wartimes, not unless one desires a prime spot on the chopping block. If it wasn't obvious the Nine Divines hated his sorry ass, some Imperial greenhorn had to catch him and smack him over the head hard enough to make him forget his own name. So he can't let her die, not until she tells him what she knows.

"Loser does winner's share of chores for a week?"

Soma Week 2016: Red String of Destiny prompt "Today we will set our sights on two adults— both of whom don't know each other— but, nevertheless, share an inherent truth: they are amorini. He was born into his magic and she inherited hers after a turn of unfortunate events. Let us watch now as they have to work together to discover and achieve their own dreams…"

Soul Evans and Maka Albarn have been teaching at the same high school for the past three years. They are friends and now roommates, but will they cross the line to become more? Most the school seems to hope so, anyway. A HS teachers AU written for SoMa week 2016. Day 6: Fight Song. There's nothing Soul loves more than sparring with his favorite English teacher.

"There was no way Maka's soul mate's first words to her would be 'watch where you're going, Tiny Tits.'... And no way in Hell would she be seen in public with those words written on her wrist." Soul Mate AU - In which the first sentence your soul mate will speak to you is tattooed onto your skin once you turn 18, and Maka finds out that not all sentences are romantic.

Red string of fate AU. Maka knew who waited at the end of her string. But at the ceremony she ended up with the person she disliked the most instead of her soul mate. Now she's stuck with the rich asshole Soul Evans and in need for a solution to the unfortunate mistake. Because that's all it was: a mistake. For SoMa week 2016

SoulxMaka Week 2016. AU: There exists a universe in which there are demon weapons, but the guiding light of the Death Weapon Meister Academy does not glow, leaving humanity with all its prejudices and the weapons to navigate the world without a united front.

She's a guardian angel trying to earn her wings. He's an anxious teen trying to find his way. SoMa week 2016.

A dumping-ground for my favorite SoMa one-shots and drabbles. All chapters are individually contained. Some silly, some sad, some AU, some lemony. Lemons are marked as such up top.

Like clockwork, he comes to her balcony every night. Collection of one shots for MariChat that surround one central theme: Chat coming to Marinette's balcony.

At thirteen, Dove dealt with rebellion. At seventeen, she deals with proposals.

"I can do it," she insists.

The four times Soul and Maka almost got caught (and the one time they did).

Spartoi is on a mission to get our favorite death scythe to finally make a move on his meister for Valentine's Day. Will they succeed? Cracktastic SoMa fluff with a heaping helping of Black*Star and a side of Spartoi. Now a collection. In the latest, "The Valentine," Maka gets an anonymous Valentine in her locker and decides to find out who sent it. Complete fluff eater.

She's twelve when Mama slams down the divorce papers.

His meister enjoys handling him. Weaponsexual smut.

A collection of one-shots loosely inspired by scenes from other anime, movies, etc. Latest: When Soul discovers his magical powers, a shapeshifter by the name of Blair convinces him that he is destined for greatness.

Maka Albarn is just your average overachieving college student-save for the fact that she's the hired companion of one Soul Evans, music major, slacker, and second born Prince of Lichtenstein. Modern College/Royalty AU collection. In the latest, Maka finds fanfiction featuring Soul and finds out that not all fic is good fic.

Tired of their friends' endless attempts to set them up, Maka and Soul team up to teach them a lesson. But it's two months into their plan now and feelings are starting to get real. Fake dating AU.

After expulsion from Julliard, Soul lands a modeling contract at Mjolnir Strikes. There he meets Maka, a perky stylist who aspires to surpass her mama's legacy as a fashion designer and captures his attention with her tireless ambition and infectious smile. Will their partnership survive his overnight celebrity status, her perfectionist tendencies, and malicious paparazzi? ModelAU

Resbang 2015. Raised in the slums of London, Maka becomes involved in a complicated scheme to pose as a Duchess and help gentleman Soul Eaton to catch the eye of an aloof heiress. But what happens when Maka and Soul start to fall for each other instead? (My Fair Lady AU)

(Resbang 2015 entry! Sequel to the Dire Circus! 1920's fantasy circus AU) Maka and Soul have survived an awful lot together already, but it seems like bad luck isn't done with them yet. When a piece of Soul's past shows up unexpectedly, it causes a chain of events that bring everything Soul doesn't want to remember crashing down on his head.

[Star Wars AU] Soul Eater is a Jedi with a chip on his shoulder, a bounty on his head, and a mission to complete. He's been tasked by Jedi Master Stein to retrieve the pieces of an ancient Sith artefact before it can fall into the hands of Imperial Admiral Medusa Gorgon or her mercenary crew. He wasn't counting on Maka Albarn - top cadet in her class at the Imperial Naval Academy

For Resbang 2015! Cursed by a witch in an effort to save his soul, Soul Evans resigns himself to the fate of being a feral animal in the sleepy town of Death City—that is, until the green-eyed volunteer with a loving smile and compassionate laugh catches his attention. She may just prove to be the catharsis needed to help him learn his lesson in redemption before it's too late.

CoffeeShop Au. SoMa. The hipster utopia of Caberallo Street is under threat of the corporate hydra, Starbucks. Who cares if it grows two more heads when they cut off this one, as long as they grow somewhere else? Can a ragtag group of saavy small business owners, not entirely above lawbreaking, bring the beast to it's knees or at least chase it out of their neck of the woods?

AU SoMa, Maka finds herself in a situation where a demon makes her an offer she can't refuse, while Soul has no clue what he's signing himself up for. They make a good team, and Maka is sure she won't fall into the same trap her mama did, but no one put "no touching" in the contract. (Rating upped for Ch.9)

Stumbling upon a hidden society of centaurs, almost dying, and possibly making the biggest mistake of his life wasn't exactly a part of Soul Evans' plans. Yet, here he is- trying to integrate himself into this incredible world in the middle of a centuries-old war, falling in love with a magical creature, and finding out that all is not what it seems. [Resbang 2015]

Maka Albarn is the best personal assistant at Grigori Solutions. She's a hard worker, well liked and inching closer to her ultimate goal of returning to school and becoming a business woman, just like her Mama. The road to her dreams isn't an easy one, but nothing, not even kitschy office parties, a vendetta with the I.T. department, a flirty new employee or a mysterious food thief

As the second and youngest child of the wealthy Lord Evans, Soul does not expect many things from life. However, when his parents hold a ball for the Royal Family, he becomes drawn to Maka Albarn, the Dragon Queen. On the night they meet ancient magic binds them together, and Soul is forced to face something he has always tried to supress-his own feelings.

Soul is a sex demon and literally starving. He's laughably terrible at what he does. It's a good thing Maka has a soft spot for strays. [ resbang 2015 ]

Newest: coffeehouse dragons. The barista is gorgeous, has cheekbones that you could cut glass one and he's kind of adorkable. Only problem is? He reeks of smoke.

Soul Eater oneshot collection, mostly from tumblr prompts and mostly SoMa. Ratings vary. Latest: 'Studying Sucks'. Maka likes to study. Soul does not. Obviously, he does his best to distract her. College AU prompt for anonymous. Very NSFW warnings.

Hacker AU. "I SAID I'm not opening the vault for you!" she spat. The white haired man chuckled darkly, still pulling her to the back of the building, away from the other tellers. "Who said I needed you to do that?"

This is a collection of smutty little shorts. The latest, "Softness and Steel," is just a bit of Soul x Maka poetry.

This collection was created to consolidate all of the shorts I've written surrounding my ongoing longfic Two of Us in one place. Not all of them are canon to the fic. The newest short, "The End," is a false conclusion. IT IS NOT CANON TO THE FIC AND FULL OF SADNESS. You have been warned. Soul x Maka, Canonverse.

Maka Albarn, proprietor of New York City's Library of Magical Rules and Regulations, just wanted some excitement in her humdrum life. Her wish is granted when she becomes embroiled in political corruption, scandal, and an impending war between disgruntled humans and magical folks. Oh, yeah, and there's a dragon who just won't leave her couch. [SoMa; Modern-Magic AU]

She loves him like a best friend.

This is a song inspired collection of shorts. In the latest short, "Restless Heart Syndrome," Soul had always thought his meister's confidence was limitless, but the Book of Eibon showed him what lay hidden underneath all her bravado.

AU, SoMa, Soul has put off something he should have taken care of long ago and Maka isn't going to allow him to endanger himself for no reason if it kills her, naturally Soul is afraid of literally that... (vampire!Soul crackfic oneshot, limey)

Maka Albarn has spent her whole life trying to find the lost city of Atlantis. But with no support and the academic community laughing in her face, prospects seem grim. When a mysterious benefactor offers her the chance of a lifetime, Maka joins a ragtag crew on a wild expedition. What they discover when they arrive, however, will change everything. For Reverb 2015, Atlantis AU.

"Her head hurt and her heart was so badly bruised by being separated from him, and all she wanted was to go home, to sleep in her own bed, with Soul only a thin wall away." Serotiny redux.

Maka and Soul are sent to a small, rundown town in the middle of nowhere to investigate a string of disappearances. But the thick forest holds many secrets, and the locals know more than they're telling. As Maka and Soul hurtle closer to the truth, danger draws ever nearer to them...

With her future hanging on her performance in an upcoming recital, Maka is panicked when an emergency calls her long-time dance partner away indefinitely. But the studio's resident pianist is a man of many talents, and with his help she might just be able to pull it off after all. SoMa with allusions to other pairings.

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

Storage for my Tumblr prompts. A bunch of One-Shots of various pairs ranging from Fluff to Smut and to my personal favorite, Angst. KidxLiz - Chs 1 and 3. SoulxMaka- 2, 4, 5. Chapters 4 and 5 are for Soma NSFW Week 2015.

For Soul, moving to Shibusen is the latest in a long line of desperate attempts to find somewhere of his own. After leaving home and college, he settles down to work in a pub on this strange, insular island, hoping to find inspiration for his peace of mind and his music. He hadn't counted on the water spirits though. (SoMa)

The process of getting from "you" and "me" to "us" is a long, hard, complicated one. A series of vignettes exploring the early days of Soul and Maka's partnership and the road from strangers to best friends. Chapter 14: Soul has a tricky time making the shift between being a sheltered child of wealthy parents and being an emancipated minor with a pretty tight budget.

He remembers the end of the old world, but he's having some trouble with figuring out the new one. It's difficult enough to navigate on your own, but then again, It's been a long time since things have been simple. Post apocalyptic au. Rated M for violence, language, and dark subject matter. Updated 3/24/15

Maka Albarn is hard-up for cash. Her longtime friend, Soul Evans, needs a wife to appease his family. She isn't interested in love, he's running out of options, and the end result, as you can imagine, is obvious…

Maka knows she loves Soul and he loves her. She's just not ready yet. Can their relationship survive waiting until she is? Oneshot SoMa. Rated to be safe.

A collection of pre-canon shorts. In the latest short, "My Cheesy Valentine," Soul panics when Maka gives all her friends cards and chocolates, him included. Includes a time jump bonus omake.

Dogwalker AU. Soul thinks he can handle walking Oni. He can't.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

Steampunk London, 1895. Soul Eater is Death City's best in the accelocycle races, but when a talented new racer appears on the scene, he can't help but wonder if there's more to him than meets the eye. Written for ResBang 2014. Cover art by internetfeet

For Resbang 2014. "Best friends help each other however they can, right?" – In which Maka Albarn initiates a friends-with-benefits arrangement with close friend, Soul Evans, and through a series of sexual mishaps, realizes they may not be so different in their wants after all.

Hooking up with a stranger at her childhood friend's wedding hadn't been Maka's plan, nor had she planned on being so hung up on him after that night. It had been just sex after all, even if he had been endearingly awkward and cute and had flirted with her via pastries. Maybe she should have at least asked for his last name as well. Written for Resbang 2014!

A kingdom ruled by fire An heir to rule from fire's ash For those who die in flames Shall rise again to claim The throne. This is the rule of the Phoenix kingdom, but what good are rules when chaos always seems to find us? This story is for resbang 2014! Be on the lookout for my artist's work and please read all of the other fantastic work that will be posted on grigoriwings!

With the PPDC cutting funding at the behest of GorCo, the corporation funding the Wall of Life, it's up to Marshal Spirit Albarn to gather his resources-some of the finest minds and pilots on the planet-to make one final assault and neutralize the kaiju menace for good. Pacific Rim AU; For Soul Eater Resbang 2014

TiMER AU. Timers, devices implanted in to people's wrists that countdown until the day a person meets their soul mate, came out to a lovelorn public when Maka Albarn was a young girl. Excited to meet her soulmate, the One she is going to spend the rest of her life with, she obtains one as soon she turns of age. But after ten years with a blank Timer, Maka begins to lose hope.

Before the start of something that would've lasted a lifetime, uncontrollable circumstances forced them apart. Eight years later, Maka moves back to Death City and finds Soul once more. He, like her, has moved on, yet she's falling in love with him all the same, wrapped up in a bittersweet relationship that will affect the rest of her life. / Resbang 2014 - Ao Haru Ride inspired.

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

Soma drabble from the prompt, "Write something where Soul is envious of Black*Star and/or Tsubaki for having the nerve to take their partnership to the next level." Short & sweet and hideously out of season.

Red Riding Hood AU. Five years ago, she had been a measly bakers assistant. Five years later, she enters the Dark Forest where someone very precious waits for her.

Death Note AU. "A part of you wanted him dead," he meets her gaze, his grin widening at the darkness he sees there. "And I delivered."

The tracks are unforgiving, the people who ride them even more so. Rated M for future content, which may include sexuality and violence. Please avoid this if that offends you. Eventual SoMa.

Soul is a dirtbag burnout and no one is surprised, but they don't know why the nerd-girl valedictorian hangs around him. Regular high school AU. SoMa friendship and... things. Rated M for drug use, language, and THINGS to be safe. Ends on a lemony note. May possibly add some one-shots later, we'll see.

He'd like to pass it off as sleepwalking, or just some crazy delusion brought on by sleep deprivation, but she has zero time for his shit and a picture of the future that's got her a little on edge. Push AU. Rated M for violence and mature themes.

Dire Circus drabbles! Silly little bits and pieces from the Dire Circus universe, gathered here from my tumblr all in one place for convenient reading. More to be added as I write them over time. They vary and are a bit random, so if you read something that hasn't happened (i.e. Maka's got a memory) take it with a grain of salt, as far as chronological setting.

Soul Eater Discworld AU. Maka, a young witch in training, isn't exactly sure how to hold a conversation with a talking scythe, but she'll do her best. Meanwhile, how did he get that way in the first place, and why are her friends going on adventures without telling her what they're up to? Eventual SoulxMaka.

In which Soul is nearing his breaking point regarding Maka and her summer clothes. [twoshot]

Wes Evans had never imagined that his brother demanding a ride to the library would end like this. [Au]

AU. In which there is a huge misunderstanding regarding Maka Albarn's new exercise routine and Black Star lets late-night documentaries get to his head.

Maka Albarn is a hardworking girl from Death City, Nevada, living out her dream to work in the Big Apple. But when she keeps bumping into struggling musician and notorious slacker/womanizer Soul Evans, her life turns upside down. AU.

It isn't the dark they should be afraid of - it's the monsters living in it. AU.

Soul's not running away. He's just trying to find a place to rest his head. A town called Death City might be the ticket, at least for the time being. But a waitress with smile like the stars and a punch like Bruce Lee has a different opinion.

Because friendship, partnership, and love are rarely smooth, but always worth it. This is a collection of stories for SoMa week 2014. In the seventh and final story, "First I Love You (or Of Texting and Underpants)," nothing says "I Love You" like a drunk serenade.

A collection of oneshots for SoMa Week 2014. Chapter 2 is decidedly M-rated, all other chapters are a safe T. Day 7: First I love you. "Soul had always loved her... he just hadn't always known in what way."

He's not sure what love is, but at the fresh age of thirteen that doesn't really bother him. She's not really sure what love is, but that doesn't come as a surprise.

AU. "She just hates him a little less than she does the rest of the world." – In which Maka Albarn refuses to lose a bet, and Soul Evans makes a surprisingly good fake-boyfriend.

A series of drabbles surrounding a SoMA wedding. In this newest short, Soul and Maka are off to choose a wedding cake, but when they can't agree, hilarity ensues. Complete Fluff Eater.

In which Soul remembers his childhood, only this time it doesn't hurt him. It can't anymore, not with her by his side.

When Maka and Soul infiltrate a suspicious gathering posing as wealthy and engaged aristocrats, they uncover a human organisation obsessed with the theory that Shibusen's alliance with the witches is being used to create a race of super-human warriors which will take over the world. This triggers a battle to retain the peace - but only one side can end up the apex predator. SoMa.

How Maka and Soul became partners in Law and Order: DCU's campus cop au. "Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place." —Robert Brault

Law and Order: DCU one shot. The truth of Soul's name and why he goes by his middle name. Takes place shortly after the events of Law and Order: DCU. Fluffy as a Build a Bear Factory

Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

Maka is a Princess who wants to be a Knight. Soul is the second born Prince of the Enchanted Forest who just wants to be himself. How will they manage angry parents, scheming wizards, and rampaging dragons? Find out in this Enchanted Forest Chronicles based AU.

When the boundaries that hold back the demon are brought down, ancient prophecy calls for unlikely heroes to save the earth. Yet evil may be closer than they know...and sacrifice may be the only thing that can save them. AU with wielding/full range of abilities. Warnings/summary within. Maka POV. SoMa, Tsublaki, K/L/P, OxKim. Inspired in part by A. E.'s "The Twilight of Earth"

Soul Eater Evans is a car but then he's not. Maka Albarn is a hunter with a big brain and an even bigger attitude. She hates his guts, but he's just trying to figure out what the hell is going on. But while she may hate his guts, she really kind of likes the way he looks without a shirt on. Set in the Supernatural canonverse. Written for Resonance Bang 2013. R&R

It's been nearly two decades since the Great Plague. Meant to kill Lord Death and cripple his followers, the virus created and unleashed by Medusa wiped out not only the Shinigami, but most of the world population as well. In a world where kishin run rampant and fear and madness reign, can the surviving children of Shibusen fight their way through the darkness?

Prequel to MarshofSleep's "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep". Zombie-verse. Black Star is trying to find his way in the zombie apocalypse and Tsubaki is trying to keep them both alive as they meet new survivors, see death and deal with their UST.

Magician AU. Librarian and performance legacy Maka Albarn won't assist. Soul Eater Evans needs an assistant.

Teacher AU for Resbang! "You must be the teacher Gil has a crush on. Kid has some good taste." Second grade teacher Maka Albarn reunites with her high school headache and realizes that perhaps they had just been misreading each other all along. The second grade has never been quite so eventful.

When college student and campus security cop Maka Albarn's residence hall is terrorised by an amateur pornographer filming girls in the showers and posting the videos online she and her college drop out campus security partner Soul Evans must work together to catch the creep before the videos can go viral. M for language, violence and sexual references

High school is hard enough without having to navigate feelings and friendships, but Maka is an A student, and she's got this. Well, she's pretty sure she's got this if Black*Star would stop trying to front and Operation Numb Nuts would work and if Kid and Liz and Pattie would-well. High school is hard. -HS AU Written for Grigorgi Wings Resbang Challenge Soul/Maka Tsubaki/BlackStar

Laser tag is a fun diversion, but there are other things to do in the maze, too. This is an upload of a fic I wrote a long time ago.

It wasn't the dead they should be worried about, it was the living — sequel to Ripchord.

In hindsight, Soul should have realized that trying to tickle a warrior skilled in hand-to-hand combat wasn't going to end well.

"She's not sure how she ended up at the one bus stop without a shelter."

Roller skate AU. Soul doesn't know how to skate. Maka offers to teach him. He learns more than he bargained for.

A sudden tragedy threatens to rip apart Maka's life, and she has no idea how to cope- she didn't think she'd be dealing with a dead parent for decades, but now she's alone in the world, and it stings, despite all of Soul's attempts at comfort. Can his love help her rise past herself and her pride, or will she fall to the grief and stay locked alone for life?

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

"Everybody likes my games soldier." She smirked and downed her shot after him, pink tongue coming to trace her lips once again. "Don't be a wet blanket." 1920s AU. Written for Soma NSFW week Prompt: Tie. Rated M for smut.

"That's what made them Shibusen's dream team. They would always be able to fix it. "

"I [messed] up Maka." He whispered down at her, eyes betraying that he genuinely believed that he did let her down. "Let me make it up to you." Soul gets back from his mission to find his Meister in less than perfect condition. This is smut. Shameless, shameless smut.

"Maka's face had gone nearly the same color as his eyes, and for a second, he was worried he might have broken her"

"Soul, for the most part, looked dazed. His bloody irises were hazy, and the medication was obviously dominating his mind at the moment. So when he reached up and grabbed her hand, lacing her fingers with his, Maka froze, and stared down at her weapon. He only gave her a lazy smile and shook his head. "Maka, you're my partner. It was worth every second." They were always worth it.

BALLET AU. He wants to capture her music and put it in a box all for himself.

There are some legends that are so true the hero himself still lives. After buying a strange man from the North to save his life, Maka begins to unravel certain mysteries surrounding the legend of Dusha Yedok. Fantasy Medieval AU. SoMa. M for future content.

Ghost Rider AU. She could have it back, her old life. Her human life. But over the course of twenty nine years, she had come to realize that this new life had so much more to offer her than her old one ever did.

Eight times Soul Evans tells Maka Albarn he loves her. — Soul/Maka

After graduation and an interesting offer from Wes, Soul and Maka have some decisions to make. Good thing they already have a method for sharing important information.

AU. In which Maka loses her vision after a brutal car accident and Soul Evans takes it upon himself to care for her.

Brick is never having kids. Written for TheNotebookUndertheBed's birthday/holiday fic from 2009. Unbeta'd.

When their usual show ends and the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show starts there's a moment of tense silence as Soul and Maka not so subtly gauge the others reaction... (awkward flirty SoMa, one shot)

Soul's got a wire-rimmed secret he's been keeping. Maka's going to find out what it is even if it turns her into a neurotic mess. Eventual smut and guaranteed stupidity!

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

"It must be a trick of the light, Soul decides. Because Maka would so totally not be dancing with another weapon." Soul/Maka

A collection of various ficlets for Soul Eater, from the very short to the not quite as short. Some will be M, others K , exploring relationships and friendships and whatever strikes my personal fancy. Primarily but not exclusively Soul/Maka. UPDATED with Maka dancing and Soul maybe staring a bit.

The drama that ensues when the infamous Spartoi is laid low by the love potion Nyne, the latest word in hormonal warfare. Crack pairings that straighten out into: SoMa, Black/Tsu, Patti/Kid. M for swearing and deliciousness later on. Basically Completed!

Maka has a fantasy and Soul knows just how to help her out with that. Shameless PWP smutiness. Maka/Soul/Oni!Soul. Nice and consensual

She knows they belong together, no matter the story, no matter the timeline, no matter the universe. But in this time and this place, the little black cat is going to have give them an extra nudge in the right direction. AU.

She still can't get his scar out of her head. One shot. Written for the Souleaterpromptarchive on Tumblr, #26: Gen, Soul/Maka Months later, a confrontation over Soul's Scar

WEREWOLF AU. Because, really, she didn't need to know that he was all ready to join the elder wolves and he already had a female all picked out and it certainly wasn't her because, like he said, who'd wanna' spend the rest of forever with a violent, pedantic, flat chest like her?

Soul tries to make it on Maka's radar. Maka tries to figure out if he's flirting, or what. Belated birthday fic for Redemtion13. Soul/Maka

When it came down to it, he was filthy. Grease and motor oil were things she would definitely categorize under "filthy". So why was it that she found him smeared with those substances so incredibly desiring? AU!

A little broken, a little bloody, they're partners still. Set after the Salvage Chapters of the manga. SMUT ALERT Prompt fill for #48-Soul/Maka Comfort Sex over at Souleaterpromptarchive Tumblr.

AU! There's a fine line between being top-student and a jaded moron. Maka Albarn can't understand the subtle beauty in music, can Soul Evans teach the lyrics of the soul to a damaged girl while the threat of disownment looms over him?

AU. Because despite all the women who offered themselves to him, he kept HER company that entire break.

She can't help it, she's enthralled with those teeth. Soul/Maka, oral fixation, shameless PWP smut. Special thanks to Marsh of Sleep for the use of "shark-bear"

Maka, youngest Captain the Navy has ever seen, hates Pirates. Its her job to keep peace on the seas, to put swashbuckling villains behind bars. What happens when the most infamous & hated pirate of all destroys her ship & captures her & her crew? AU! MXS

AU. He's the boy who talks to imaginary people. She's the girl with a sleep disorder. They're unlikely friends but they make it work.

Because jizz has a weird tendency to get on things that aren't even supposed to be in range, much less trajectory. But that was the least of their problems.

Maka is a practical girl at heart, especially when it comes to dealing with stress. Maka/Soul, open timeline, and not strictly canon. PWP

An AU for Valentine's Day. "Your choice, Maka. Come with me or go back to class and get yourself waist-deep in THAT train wreck." / / Soul Evans is smarter than he looks. Maka is none the wiser.

AU. Minor crack. Ex-boyfriend Soul Evans doesn't like paying train fares. Ticket Inspector Ox Ford takes his job too seriously. And strung-out Maka Albarn is caught in the fray.

Slight AU. "Whats the story behind your eyes?" / / "Got new ones that can see in the dark. And through stuff. And let me tell you, I am not impressed by the color of your panties." - Officer Maka Albarn has got her hands full with this one.

AU! Everyone's said he's always been out-of-reach, something too far gone to retrieve. But she didn't realize he's been around the corner all along.

AU! Part III of III in the Quicksand series! – Because life was nothing more than a free fall, right?

AU! She would play a game of pretend – where she was a pretty fairy with a glowing wand and iridescent wings and they were the fated couple, destined to fall irrevocably in love, but kept apart by a superfluous king and his frigid son…

AU! Part II of III in the Quicksand series – He's filling something inside of her that she never knew was empty.

And then, just as Soul laced their fingers experimentally, the safety of the lights went out, and black unraveled like ribbons and wrapped around them both.

AU! Part I of III. It was so easy to sink into the habit, almost like quicksand.

She thinks marriage is really just a load of bull, and he believes it's rather political. Soul/Maka, rated T for language. Manga spoilers from the Operation Baba Yaga Castle arc.

Alternate title might be "How to Have the Best Christmas Ever." Well, if you ship RrB/PpG. Pure cotton fluff. Written back in 2008. Un-beta'd.

"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.

Butch and Buttercup go lingerie shopping. Yeah, really. Friendshippy Greens, with touches of Red and Blue. Some language. Un-beta'd.