Hello, errm okay so I got told to do this profile thingy - persuasive friends what are you gonna do with them?!

Aw damn you don't really wanta know me do you? I've got to be the most boring person on this planet... no, sorry i am mistaken that title goes to the FOP without question... But yeah, I'm the one in the corner watching the world go by (nose in a book), nothing special to reccomend me and wishing beyond the realms of possibility that life could just be a story! Ach, well I could come across worse i s'pose but if you want to be stereotypical then I'm just your pretty average lowly geek. I love it!

Oh, i guess here's where you put the undying gratitude stuff, so first of all to Shadowxwolf my undying gratitude and eternal annoyance for ever getting me started with the obsessions, to Amy, who is never likely to read this but still some blame, sorry thanks to go to her for introducing me to the Phantom, to NayClem and our shared library, to A-M for pretty much everything... oo and to my pen for running out in the most convienient times like that maths and history test

So, obsessions: all things Phantom, my saviour Miss Austen, Doctor Who, Mr Thornton, daydreams and any trashy novel i happen to be reading at the moment... and random quotes - at the minute it happens to be 'You need a lot of immune repressent to reject someone's heart' courtesy of a stem cell lecture...

Right, I've been nosy and looking at profiles, so here i am updating mine:

Name: ~ if you can't guess, you will never make a detective ~

Age: old enough to know when to be mature, young enough to still love my teddy bear (he's called Snowy by the way xD)

Favourite books: North and South (Gaskell), Pride and Prejudice (Austen), The Phantom of the Opera (Leroux), The Black Magician Trilogy, and any book that i'm currently reading really...

Movies: The Phantom of the Opera (2004 version ;-), The Mummy trilogy, Dracula 2000, Beauty and the Beast (Disney), Nim's Island, Die Hards, Lara Croft, and a lot of other ones i can't think of right now...

Music: Nickelback, TDG, Genesis, The Boss, Disturbed, Paramore, Everlife, Erik ... i'm not listing my iPod library...

TV shows: Doctor Who, Lost in Austen, Torchwood, MASH, Vicar of Dibley, My Family, Greek, any show that makes me laugh...

The Crazy Friends Quotes:

"Don't worry, I'll read up on it before my wedding night..." ~ Amy after reading 'She went all the way'

"Yes, it is my aim in life to marry a guy who regularly wears a tight all-in-one lycra suit..." ~ Amy again: beware all male rowers!

"No, wait, stop! You're squashing my pancreas" ~ another Amy classic

"I'm mousey everyday, just blonde when I need an excuse... Don't look at me like that its perfectly acceptable - I'm a blonde!" ~ errm, Me...

"Genetic disorders are immenint!" ~ Nay... long story, but still funny

"Janto" "Jooper" "Janto" "Jooper" "JANTO" "JOOPER" "JANTO" "JOOP-" "WILL YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY??" ... "Janto"... ~ a normal day in the classroom - Janto+Nay = Jooper+Louise

"You're Wales and I'm Scotland okay?" "Yeah, and I'm just something in the middle" "That would be England deary" "Or Northen Ireland! Ha, I get the Guiness" ~ Louise, Nay and myself... i think there was something to do with rugby in there somewhere...

"Photosynthesis. Think leaves, plants, trees. General bush-yness." ~ The Mad Scientist aka my physics teacher, this is the standard of the english education system i'm afraid

Having established certain preferences in a guy i unwittlingly ask Nay: "Well do you want me to ask my brother for a couple of favours for you?" "no, No, NO! BAD MENTAL IMAGES, VERY VERY BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!"

My brother finds my new trilby hat and somehow manages to roll it onto his head, striking a pose "Get me, I'm Indiana Jones, now whip me up baby!" ~ It disturbs me too but c'mon you gotta laugh!

Pretty average looking guy (dorky glasses and tweed jacket) walks into Her Majesty's Theatre (Phantom of the Opera, London) with a box and sits down in front of us. We wonder "Why do no hot guys ever come to musical theatre...?" Guy opens box to reveal white half mask... "Wow, what about him" "Who?" "The guy with the mask" "OOO where?"... "ahhh, so begins our mask fetish..."

Ok, Story time:

First Impressions: modern P&P, first ever attempt at fanfiction, hopefully i'll get another chapter out by the end of the century...

The Forgotten Kingdom and Me: modern-ish BatB, no idea how it came about it just did, will update when i have ideas, will hopefully be darker than the disney fairy tale we all know and love... Hopefully...

There we go, please read enjoy and review!! Warning: Writing actual fanfics is not really my thing but i do love reading them!, i just have random ideas so please bear with me...