RachelisGiraffe
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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2003512, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, and Twilight.

Hullo. My name's Rachel, and I'm a giraffe. I kind of suck at keeping up with my projects, and I tend to start stories and never finish them, but I'm trying to work on it. Updates on my stories could range from a couple weeks to several months. But they'll come eventually, someday, hopefully, who the hell really knows. Reviews tend to encourage me to write more, hint hint. d: Now, for some more in-depth information about myself.

Books/Authors.
Harry Potter is my all-time favourite. Nothing can compare to it. Also, Looking for Alaska, The Great Gatsby, Atonement, V for Vendetta, Pride and Prejudice, The Hunger Games, Watchmen, Unwind, Project 17, Stephen King, John Green. I also like some non-fiction on weird, interesting subjects. I'm always up for book recommendations if you know of any good ones.

Television.
House, Big Bang Theory, Pretty Little Liars, That 70's Show.

Movies.
Honestly, there are too many awesome ones to name, but my top are Benny & Joon, Across the Universe, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Kick-Ass, Wristcutters, Fight Club.

Music.
The Beatles, Florence and the Machine, Eisley, Story of the Year, The Hush Sound, Blood Red Shoes, Band of Horses, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Weepies, Motion City Soundtrack, and lots lots more.

Fanfiction.
I mainly stick with Harry Potter, though I occasionally dabble in other books, graphic novels, and films. Most of my fics feature adult content, e.g. sex, cursing, etc.

General Dislikes.
Lack of grammatical awareness, even and especially in reviews and private messaging. If you can write well in your stories, you should be able to write well while chatting. When someone reviews a fanfic saying it sucks but don't elaborate as to why. General stupidity.

If you need to talk to me, you can send me a private message or an email at rachel.kay at hotmail dot com. Happy writing. (:

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Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Love Unrequited by DreamingInColour reviews
CD/HP - Set during the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric falls hard for Harry, but has to keep his feelings hidden from his seemingly disgusted paramour until it becomes too much to bear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
of strawberries, sisters, and its by curiouslyfic reviews
Coming home sucks, and not in a good way. Max resolves to fix that. Max/Jude slash, with naughty words and naughty boys. Reviews are love.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Better Than A Sweet by Hidden Decay reviews
CedricHarry slash. Cedric never properly thanked Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
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Timeless reviews
Sheik has been training for seven years to protect Link, but as the two grow closer, Sheik begins to uncover dark secrets about himself. Sheik/Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sheik, Link
Adulation reviews
The following is a compilation of letters, notes, journal entries, and eyewitness accounts of the tale of Harry Potter’s fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and his secret acquaintanceship with Cedric Diggory. CD/HP. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Stay reviews
Brendon's depressed about the band splitting up, and Ryan is there to comfort him. Panic at the Disco. PATD. Ryan/Brendon. Rydon/Ryden. Slash. Oneshot. Adult content.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stoner's Stone reviews
A rewrite of the film. Crackfic. Total nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009
Lord Voldemort is Stephenie Meyer reviews
The shocking truth about the author of Twilight. What dark secrets lie behind the facade of sparkles and vampires? A theory/rant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Voldemort - Complete