The Evil Ballerina was raised by a cheese maker and his Brothel pimping wife. When she turned the age of 13, the age of marrying in Kreloskibovianichistania, she ran away with a bunch of hippie, tree hugging, scam artist gypsies. It was then that she discovered her love of dancing. For the next two years, as she toured with her adopted gypsie family, she took part in acting in the freak show. ''COME SEE THE THREE LEGGED BALLERINA'' posters screamed all across town. IN all reality, she wasn't three legged. She standing on two feet and a hand, wearing pointe shoes. At the age of 15 she grew tired of being a freak, in a small town freak show so she joined a traveling acting troupe of rabid clowns, and was bitten by one. It was then she became the evil Ballerina. She became isolated and came to America to live underneath one of their infamous bridges, but was instead picked up by a kind American family. She was treated for her rabis, but the evil refused to leave her. So to this day, she acts she dances, and she claims that she is the one and the only Cheese. ICH BIN DER KASE.