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Joined 02-23-08, id: 1507875, Profile Updated: 04-28-13
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

After reading the line about how I would be 14 in 2 months, I decided it was time for a change. I am 14. In High School. Woot Woot.

sigh Oh, how times have changed. My stories haven't. You would think I would write them more but no. I do about three chapters and Bam. No ending but it is still over. I am so sorry. I wish I could fix it but I am just wayyy to lazy. And who's problem is that? Mine, of course. So blame me. Or if you actually like me, do what I do, and blame Sasuke Uchiha.

What do you want to know about me? What does anyone ever want to know about a person? I have humor with a diagnosed case of depression and that shows in my work. My storys are always funny. Or depressing...You know. I think I have one story that actually doesn't have humor. Damn. That sucks. My favorite number is 4. I am learning the japanese language. I will watch any anime if it will make me laugh. I love to laugh. What else? I love music. I am lazy as hell. If I say I am going to start a FF with chapters, don't believe it will ever be done. I reply to all my messages and reviews. When I got my first review, I jumped up and down and I was really happy. I talk to my best friend all the time. I have had three cell phones in my life. A boring flip. A qwerty keyboard. A touch screen. I have dropped my phone in orange juice and I have watched it. I have seen many animes. I am a geek. I have a myspace and facebook, though I use facebook more than myspace. I like big colorful lollipops. I have a 2-liter of Decaf Pepsi in my room that hasn't been opened and been there for 2 years. My favorite colors are Neon Lime Green and Yellow. I like roller coasters. I hate being scared. I hate crying but I like the refreshed feeling afterwards. I love Enchiladas. I like Tacos. I want to travel to Japan. I am failing Japanese. I am frickin worried about my midterm. I love to swear. My mom doesn't care. My grandmother has a fit. I am caucasian. I like to imagine my own character in the stories I read. I have two dogs. I want a duck named Duke. I am just writing whatever comes into my head. My friends don't know half the stuff I am putting on here. I used to hate yellow. I am bi. I am almost always wearing black. I have dyed my hair many colors. Right now, it is my natural brown with blond highlights. I use spell check on my computer for all sorts of typing. I hate Disney. I hate Hannah Montana. I love Uchihacest. I hate Sasuke.

Wasn't that a lot? Now you know me! And...I have to go make dinner. Ciao!


If you are actually taking the time to continue on this journey of my life, I think you deserve to have an update.

I am now 18. My writing is now far superior to that of which I have written before, though it can be a little over bearing at times. High School has changed a lot about me and I was honestly happy to read the above to see how much I have grown. I have grown out of anime. I don't watch it at all, however my love for Naruto remains. I am, although, very much behind in the updates. I have taken a liking to a few new things, such as Homestuck and My Little Pony. (Please don't hate. Friendship is Magic c;) So let's see if I can write a paragraph as long as before with all of the new information.

My favorite number remains 4. I am no longer learning Japanese. I took two semesters of college Italian to match my requirement. I no longer watch anime, and almost none of it can make me laugh. I don't like to laugh as much. I prefer when others laugh instead. I still love music. I am in my high school choir and have a solo for Les Mis. I am still pretty lazy. I still reply to everything. My best friend is no longer my best friend. I have a new best friend, who I do talk to a lot, but not as much as my last best friend. I am still a geek. I have forgotten my myspaces but have found love in tumblr, facebook, and twitter. I still love big colorful lollipops (jujus ;D). The 2-liter of Pepsi is now in the garage. My favorite colors are teal. I hate yellow. I like roller coasters. I love to swear, but I only swear at appropriate times. I never got the duck I wanted. My friends know everything about me. I love wearing black. My hair is pink. I wore a tiara to my prom. I love Disney. I miss Uchihacest. I still and forever will hate Sasuke.

There's still so many new things about me and I would love to write them all down, but my laptop is harsh for typing, so I will leave it like this for now. Maybe I'll come back in a couple years and add onto this. Goodbye for now. I hope you enjoy any and all stories you come across.

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Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Honey why you calling me, so late? Songfic. SASUSAKU hinted Gaasaku and Sasukarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sasuke Kills Karin by JessWithNails reviews
There's only so much an Uchiha can take...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
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You Forgot? reviews
-This is only a preview- Ino is getting married tomorrow when she wakes up with a total stranger who happens to be Shikamaru. ShikaxIno, slight what do you consider slight? SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Lub? reviews
Lub Love. GaaraxMatsuri. Oneshot. For AnonymousM.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Ignorant Fools of Love reviews
One Path. Two People. Apparently, no brains. xD NaruSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Up High reviews
A shikaino one shot. I was waiting for my ipod to finish charging. -.-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fire & Ice : Opposites Attract reviews
There is a new third seat in the 10th division. Somehow Hitsugaya and her are drawn together. But how will that play out in battle? Will true love brake apart or will death do its justice? HitsxOC Rated T for language that I may use.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - T. Hitsugaya