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If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman:Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.(I got this off off the internet and thought it was funny)

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity

WHAT TO DO AT WAL-MART!!!!

1. Get 24 boxes of cookies and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match
19. Grab diapers and ask the clerk if they have them in your size
20. Give the check out lady a 20$ and ask for the change in pennies
21. Stalk some random lady, muttering nonsense. Make sure she doesn't see you. And when she stops walking, whisper in her ear; "Can you hear the voices too?"

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Diary of Jane by Pyralspite reviews
Your name is Jane Crocker and you think you might be falling head over heels for this man. - Your name is Dirk Strider, and you think that you're unironically falling in love.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,770 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Dirk S., Jane C.
Just Like a Forgotten Dream by StilinskiDetectiveAgency reviews
When Kaoru is plagued by thoughts of Suicide will Hikaru be able to save him? Or is he in fact the cause?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,283 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Punishment by Musings of Sara reviews
Samantha Frost is forced to dress as a guy as a punishment from her brothers. She joins the Host Club after being blackmailed by Kyoya. During this time she learns the Host Club isn't as bad as she thought. Kaoru starts to like the new host.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Kaoru H., OC] - Complete
California Girl by ashxfizzy reviews
When I had first seen the brochure, all I could think was Seriously, the school is PINK! And, naturally, the girls were all meant to wear frilly yellow dresses. Like Princess Daisy. First story. OCxKaoru. Please rate and review, it'll help a lot! Rated T for future chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kaoru H. - Complete
The Missing Piece by EbonyLeafStar reviews
Kyoya and Haruhi have been dating in secret since the beach house. Now after the Ouran Fair the two face a new problem as keeping their secret relationship hidden becomes a lot harder, but do they even want to keep it secret from everyone anymore?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 196,778 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Reckless Serenade by Abbykinz813 reviews
We separated after getting through the next wall, the four of us humans waking up in my house, the trolls nowhere to be found. And after almost six years, there he was, standing in the rain with as deadly a glare as ever. Temporary hiatus
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Comic Book Romance by Abbykinz813 reviews
I found myself gripping his hand tighter, no longer even bothering to fight back. My mind was a jumbled mess of 'get off of me' and 'please for the love of god don't stop'. AU. Human Tavros and Gamzee. Rated M for obvious reasons o3o
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete