Hello Fanfiction,

Seeing as you care enough to read my profile, that must mean my works, and/or my comments and reviews, have aroused your interest in this humble little wordsmith. This gives me much joy, or at least, as much as anyone can get from realizing that people are reading about them on the internet. Well, I suppose I'll get right to it then. My profile, and some general information about myself can be found listed below.

Profile

TaintedWordsmith is the pen-name of a pathetic little high-school student with low self-esteem and a penchant for using large words to make himself seem far more sophisticated and intelligent than he really is. In all honesty, this author's eyes of 18 years have probably seen more words than many librarians, so, the author believes that this foray into the realm of speculation is well deserved, and not much of an overstatement.

In all honesty, I enjoy reading. I'll read anything I can get my hands on be it fan-fiction or fiction. The author abhors nonfiction, or historical fiction, or any kind of fiction that seeks to fill his mind with pointless propaganda spouted from a pen held by a pathetic little money-grubbing author. Also, the author tends to speak of himself in the third person, again, this is a side effect of the author's penchant for making himself seem far more intelligent than he really is.

To those I should happen to review their piece of fan-fiction, I offer this well deserved warning: I am not a very nice person. I have no tolerance for unfounded bashing, poor penmanship, or simply bad writing. When a story deserves my praise I will offer it, along with a piece of advice. I can tell the difference between a good piece of writing, a bad piece of writing, and a overused piece of writing. I again make this readily known: the author is not a nice person... but he does not stand for the undeserved flaming of any piece.

Works

The author is currently lost deep in the creative process, should he return anytime soon, his return will be marked by the flaming lights in the sky, and the little funny voices in your heads. Do not be alarmed, this a basic side effect of dimensional reentry. The advanced side effects are too complex for your puny little minds to comprehend. In the event of the world ending, please alert the author by leaving nasty reviews on his stories...he'll know what it means. Anyway, the author requests feedback for his new ideas, followed by reviews and/or your eternal adoration.