Stuart Hanover
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Joined 02-26-08, id: 1510665, Profile Updated: 04-14-08
Author has written 2 stories for Clique.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. You put this in your profile because you like it. SO PUT IT IN ALREADY!!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, KarleyBoB Stuart

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

- If you could read that, put it in your profile -

I have some important, really cool news! My BFF's Lizzi Roslyn and Jenny Koehlar are writing a story together called Heartbreak High! It's really ah-mazing, so check out Lizzi's profile to see picks of some of the peeps in the story, and then scroll down and R&R the story!!

I promise, it's worth reading!! And one more thing... my sources tell me they're working on the 4 chappy right NOW!! YAY!

xoxo Stuart

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NPC! by jessj822 reviews
Jem Johnson, Sophie Watchman, Taylor McKinley, Elizabeth Queen, and Sasha Trey are the new Pretty Commitee! They have to go against a rivalry clique though! What could go wrong? Will the alpha crack under pressure? Click here to find out!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008
I See a Diss Coming On by jessj822 reviews
Boy drama, school drama, and another NEW GIRL! High School is going to be a piece of cake, maybe not. Massie and the PC are in it to win it, but when some mysterious,unforgetable things happen, and dejavu strikes again, can Massie ever get over it?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Massie B.
Like the Clique: character inspired by Claire! by AH-dorable reviews
Katlyn, new to Woodberry, inspired by Claire from the Clique novels. She meets two great friends...and a guy. Nate, a popular guy of Woodberry Middle, but his lovelife.. might need some work. Each chapter told from their different, Point of Views. R&R!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Flower by Performerx0x0 reviews
Massie gets a bouqet of beautiful roses... from who? PLEASE READ! and then review
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
Best Summer Ever: Massie by Jenny Koehlar reviews
This is MY version of what happened to Massie over the summer. This is COMPLETELY made up and I do NOT own The Clique or any characters.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Heartbreak High! by Lizzi Roslyn reviews
love, drama, pretty people, weird people, funny people, smart people, dramatic people, mean people, perfect people, just your average high school.... Or is it? R&R! Co-authored by Jenny Koehlar, the fab writer of Best Summer Ever: Massie!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Edward: A Different Sory by Lizzi Roslyn reviews
Ok, so this is from some random girl named Michelle's POV. and she's like MADLY in luv w/ Edward Cullen. But after discovering Edward's shocking truth she is faced with the most tragic event of her life! R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Absolutely Story of a Girl by Jenny Koehlar reviews
This is based on two years after the 2003 movie. Wendy just found out her parents were going to do something horrible and she's forgotten about Peter. She runs away and gets a pleasant surprise. R&R!
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Wendy D., Peter Pan
The Clique: A retelling of book 1 by Lizzi Roslyn reviews
this is kind of like the first clique book. the characters have different first names, and the beginning is kind of like the beginning of the clique. the rest will be different though. PLZ DO NOT JUDGE THIS BOOK BY IT'S SUMMARY! R&R!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008
Bratfest At Tiffany's by BurntVelvet reviews
How will BOCD react to a new girl? How will The Pretty Committee react to a new girl? Will there be some cheating going on? CHAPTER 16 UP! ATTENTION!: I am not getting enough reviews for the amount of chapter up. No reviews, no chapters or stories.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
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Clique Summer Series reviews
Clique summer TROUBLE! READ & REVIEW and i'll continue! Hope you like it! BTW, Alicia and Kristen will still somehow be in the story!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Rise of the LBRs reviews
What happens when every girl at BOCD falls in love with a new boy who looks just like Nick Jonas? Read and find out! PLZ R&R!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2008