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Why is round pizza in a square box? why do people say that they sleept like a baby when babys sleep for only two hours? ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever NOW THESE NEXT PARTS ARE SAD: WARNING MIGHT BRING TEARS TO THE EYE Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help To stop this for others And if you read this And don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse. He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show sad parts over now for drum rolls THE SARCASM CORNER AND MORE Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. what only you can provide: your absence. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. I’m smiling. This should scare you. The universe is laughing behind your back. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door. The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain). I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting. By the time you read this you’ve already read it. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course) I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway! -They laugh because im different...i laugh because they're the same. - Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. -If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling! - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kicking. - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. Normal is just a setting on a washer matchine I don't need your opinion- CAUSE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! :¨·.·¨: 888+88 _ IF YOU LOVE TO ROCK COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE |
A warrior's pain, sorrow, sadness, and rage by Shadowfang92 reviews