Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.

When Edward Left Bella he never expected to find out a huge secret 16 years later first FF please be nice and tell me what you think

Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.

When Edward left in New Moon, Bella finds out she's pregnant. But carrying a vampire's baby isn't going to be easy! What will she do? Will she survive? Will she ever see Edward again? SM Pregnancy - AU

Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**

Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU

This is a romantic BDSM fic primarily revolving around 2 female characters.Rose is Mistress and Pet is not revealed for a few chapters. This will cover their vanilla life, play parties, other partners, etc. Lemons, adult!

Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.

What happens when Carlisle and Esme are away for the Summer on a cruise? Craziness! Some chapters may be IM form, Truth or Dare, Random diary entries, request whatever you want! After Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn. T because I'm crazy.

My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness

Bella moved on the best she could when Edward left her five years ago until one night when he appears at the bar she frequents. Not a Give Her Some Credit sequel...

A story of how Bella gets rape, but tries to hide it. Different then others. Please R&R

Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!

ON HOLD - What happens when the Cullen kids place a bet that each couple can go a week without sex? Yeah, it's that bad. Nothing smutty but very funny.

“Guys, I can’t get anything from the new girl…you Jasper?” I turned to him. “She’s scared…” He simply said.“Of course she’s scared!”Emmett chuckled.“No, not like that.She’s really scared…like she knows." Jasper stiffed.

Edward has trouble with the term 'personal space' when it comes to Bella. He can't leave her side for strictly longer than necessary. He turns to letting his family 'bellasit' but maybe that was a mistake. Warning: contains heterosexual couplings. Don't like, don't read.

As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc

The Cullens get a swimming pool and suprise Bella. Full of games,possible water balloon fights, kan jam maby even alittle truth or dare. just review if you have an idea for a game.

And what if they had? Edward and Bella are complete strangers in the small town of Forks. The Cullens moved in a couple years before in the book and Edward has already graduated. But what if fate plays its role and they meet but in a dark alley?

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

Bella recieves an unusual call from Edward that he'd like to have a 'private converstaion' with her. E/B humans/vamps Not sure were this will go. My second ff story. Suggestions/ideas readily accepted! note: I just edited ch. 5, sounds better to me...

One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.

Comedy shorts, rated M for language and sexual innuendos. Cullen antics. Jokes galore! Correct grammar and spelling, more or less. Cannon pairings.

AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!

Edward left thinking it would be best for her. But what if it wasn't? What if when Bella left, Charlie got abusive? When the Cullen's return, can they save Bella from her living hell? Or is it too late?

Edward left Bella. But what if she took his promise that it would be as if he never existed literally?

When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?

Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.

Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content

When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.

Bella and Edward have sex for the first time and a Bella comes forth about her past after. Temporary hiatus.

Bella is the new shiny toy at school. When Edward and Jacob fight to see who can win her over first, It becomes a dangerous game that in the end goes too far. You know what they say about Karma! OOC/AH - Read & Review

Bella moves back to forks to live with her dad and her brother Emmett. Is it the place she thinks it is or is it a complete hell hole? All Human First fanfic. Rated M for language violence rape and other things. Diclaimer SM owns everything but the plot

With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.

Emmett wants to watch a movie and forces the others to as well. Alice picks a nice soppy one. What could possibly go wrong? Rated T just to be safe and for later chapters coz im paranoid. My first fanfic so please review!

The only thought that ran through my head at that time was, 'Bella is going to die...'" COMPLETE!

It’s been two Years since Edward Left Bella in the forest that day.But what happens when Bella is now Hollywood’s new upcoming best Actress. Oh and how how will the Cullens react when they see her in her movie and shes not human either.

Set right before Bella jumps off the cliff. Alternate ending to New Moon. What if Edward came back?

Bella is annoyed that mike keeps asking her out so the cullens help her involves talk about sex m because I'm paranoid it is kinda funny NO SLASH

One-shot Edward POV: It was supposed to be a beautiful summer, our first together. So why did she have to be in the hospital? I'm not ready to say good bye to her.

Rosalie & Emmett get in trouble for having sex in the house so the family is forced to watch a sex education tape, & Emmett has more fun with the tape than everyone thought. Lemons This story is about all the Cullens Very funny & Sexy!

Sequel to Love Notes. “Haven’t you ever been tempted before? Been teased until you feel like your going to explode? Because you once said you’d be the slave to my fantasies, and Edward, I’m ready for you.”

The missing sex scene. Edward's POV as he struggles to keep from killing Bella. A few lemons..and peaches:

The wedding is a month away, and everything seems to be going well, but what happens when an old friend drops by, and a wicked betrayal occurs. Will Bella and Edward be ok or will the relationship be damaged forever? ON HIATUS UNTIL MTM IS DONE!

The wedding is a few short weeks away, and Bella and Edward have been dealing with severe sexual frustration. Who'll crack first? Full of Lemons. This story is a mixture of what I expect to see in Breaking Dawn and my own twisted imagination.

Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!

Edward bites Bella.

What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.

Bella finally decides to seduce Edward ... AH/AU.

Bella Swan is a high school prostitute from Arizona, the new dangerous girl in town. Edward is bored with normal life and is obsessed with finding pure beauty in anything. All Human, OOC. Normal pairings. Lemons. Angtsy deliciousness.

A party is being throw for Doms And Subs.Doms include: Carlise, Edward, Alice, and Rose. Subs: Esme, Bella, Jasper, and Emmett Future lemons and fluff, au, ah, occ.

Set after Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are away to Isle Esme for a week for their anniversary. A gift is sent to them from Emmett and Rose; a box full of sex toys! ExB just can’t resist!

Outtake from Our Little Man. This is the Strawberry of Edward and Bella's weekend time alone together. Rated "M" for a Reason.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

Edward Cullen is Bella's councellor. She's his longest running case who also messes up his amazing sucess rate statistics. Find out Bella's dark secret and find out how Edward cracks her. Edward and the Cullens-Vampires, Bella-Human.

Short take on Edward and Bella's first time sex and Bella becoming a vampire. Contains yummy lemons. Enjoy

Post-Eclispe Bella's happy ending turns sour when she stumbles into troubles while Edward is gone before the wedding. The effect is diabolitical, and Bella might have to be changed now to save her very life. Rated M for Rape, Language, Sex! Please, R&R!

50 ways to annoy the Cullens.

A little drabble about Edward and Bella having sex for the first time. A little bit more grown-up than Stephenie Meyer would imagine it, I think. And of course all the angst Edward and his angst. GRAPHIC, guys. Not for children's eyes.

Bella wants to have sex. They do it once then the next time Edward looses it.LEMONS! people please read and review this is my first fan fic so i want to know if you like it! I suck at summeries!

Jasper and Alice decide to have a little fun, but he's not as he seems. Who know Rosalie could have THAT bad of a temper besides emmett ? Carlisle, what have you planned for Esme? And Bella you should know better than to try and seduce Edward by now

After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.

This takes place right afer Jacob "kidnaps" Bella from school in Eclipse. After arriving back at Jake's house, Bella suddenly realizes she has feelings for him, but she still loves Edward. What will they think of her confession? E/B/J GRAPHIC SEX SCENE

Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.

Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!

Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!

For Jayliewood's Sexy Edward Contest! Edward and Bella have been friends for years, but now Edward knows how she really feels. Will he be able to convince her to let loose? Big fat lemon! For mature eyes only, please!

My feet slumped through the thick snow as my breathing merged in with the hoarse whispers of the wind. “Too dark, too cold.” My coherent thoughts stumbled through my dazed mind, as memories of my beloved flooded through my being. Suddenly, I screamed...

- slight OOC - post-eclipse - Bella Swan is having trouble with the idea of post-marital sex. Then again, she's only human. What happens when Edward catches her trying to relieve herself?

Bella decides that expressing her lust to Edward is the best way. What could this dirty, smutty filled song lead to? Smut. ExB. RxR Please and thank you :D

In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!

Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

This is the sequel to "Bases." Now that Bella is a vampire, will Edward be able to resist? Who will win in the end? Edwards POV.

ONE-SHOT. Bella is truly unique-she manages to unconsiously seduce Edward while she cooks! Written from Edward's POV. Pure Bella and Edward fluff

As requested, an EB fluff series! All of your favorites, rolled into one. Edward seduced by Bella baking, demonstrating the failings of headphones, and now with a little something new...

Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

What if Edward snapped the first day? What if the Cullens stole Bella? OOC.

Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!

That damn blue, it gets Edward into a bit of a situation. This is meant to be completely out of character, it is meant to be sexy and for a good laugh. Edwards POV

Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.

Jacob stopped Bella from jumping. Edward eventually returns, but has some trouble finding Bella. AU, BxJ

The Cullens drag Bella to go bowling with them.

Bella tries to seduce Edward but he turns it around on her. All LEMON. ONE-SHOT. Bella/Edward

Jacob hurt Bella. He hurt her in the worst way. She is now faced with the choice-does she tell Edward what happened, or does she keep it from him to protect Jacob?

Edward races through Phoenix to save Bella. Midnight Sun-like double shot. Parallels 'Hide and Seek' and 'Angel' in twilight.

Once again the epic battle between yes and no. Lemon, the things that I always thought Bella should have done to seduce Edward and never did. Now she has.

Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice have a rather...interesting conversation about Edward and his control around Bella, if you catch my drift. Rated for sexual innuedo. Oneshot, and quite short.

Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.

Poor Edward didn't stand a chance once Bella set her mind to a certain agenda: seducing him senseless. [Lemony OneShot]

The graduating class at Forks High School takes a senior trip to San Francisco, California. Edward has plans for Bella on their free night. A ‘semitone’ is the smallest difference between two musical notes.

Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.

Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.

A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.

Bella is sick and Edward is worried.