I'm not a man for fanfictions, but they sometimes entice me. And so here is my profile, where I'll post whatever inane idea that pops into my head that's set in a universe that's most likely from a children's show.

Quality control is not guaranteed; and if you come to me complaining about emotional damages I'll tell you what I told the test subjects: Waking up repeatedly in the middle of the night, screaming and crying, is not a substantiated claim.