ninjamonkeybutthide bio
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Codename: Kids Next Door, Lazytown, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Misc. Cartoons, Phineas and Ferb, Gotham, Fairly OddParents, House, M.D., and Penguins of Madagascar. I am a NYGMOBBLEPOTHEAD!!!! shows I have seen every episode of PEARLIE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS MENTALIST FOREVER BACKSTROM JANE AND THE DRAGON Then there are some I hardly watch but I like several slash (and femslash moments) EDD AND KEVIN (ed edd n eddy) BLAKE AND CARL (atbg) SHAWN AND LASSIE (psych) TINA AND LUCI (barney and the backyard gang) DRACO AND HARRY (Hogwarts) ANGELICA AND SUSIE (rugrats) OK, I will be posting soon. Hopefully |
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I'm the Dude Wearing Nail Polish Yelling, Hey! by awabblertoday reviews
Moments throughout the series that could've turned out a lot more different... And gayer. Mostly House and Wilson, though there might be someone else in later chapters. Homophobes, begone!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2017 - G. House, J. Wilson
Making him happy by John Nygma reviews
Oswald feels a little worn out so Edward tries to get him into a better mood again. This involves a set full of knives and one of the house servants tied to a chair... They decide to have some fun
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin - Complete
The Fateful Encounter by howlters reviews
It's late 2009 and Dan Howell's been invited to attend a friend's party. Great, right? Well... Not if you're socially awkward. Fortunately, Dan meets someone named Phil Lester and they immediately hit it off. Soon the party ends and the two say their goodbyes, hoping to see each other soon — but who knows it'll be years until they see each other again? AU-ish.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Hired To Kill by lampidyhats reviews
Phil Lester, highly trained to kill since birth. His success rate is 100%. Lester is told of a generous paying hit on Daniel Howell. This kind of job doesn't have room for emotions to intervene, but maybe Dan will be different.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
(Not) Love by BluStrawberri reviews
"He heard the shower turn off and the padding of feet on the tiled floor. Dan froze like a deer in headlights as he saw the doorknob turn slowly. " Dan wrestles with his feelings for a certain ebony-haired boy, and is caught doing something that he shouldn't. How will both boys react when Phil brings it up? Amazingphil danisnotonfire Phan PhilxDan Rated M for a reason!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Behind the Bradys by bookwormillau reviews
Jan and Peter begin the piece together the truth behind the Brady family, like why they are always happy, and why their family refuses to acknowledge their lives before Mike and Carol got married. They are in for a shock.
Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Jan B., Peter B.
Danny Partridge, Private Eye by bookwormillau reviews
After a hilarious chain of events, a suspicious Danny comes to the conclusion that his mother's new boyfriend is a murderer. Determined to find the truth, will Danny save his family before it's too late or will he instead wreck his mother's relationship?
Partridge Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Danny P., Shirley P.
The Silent Type by bookwormillau reviews
The reason behind Ferb's silence. Why doesn't Ferb talk? Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Ferb - Complete
I Hate This by HeartbreakDevil reviews
House is dealing with some issues and Wilson, being the friend he is, tries to help. Eventual slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Stalk by hklbry reviews
What could possibly be wrong with Wilson making a new friend especially if that friend wants House around? Mostly friendship building to pre-slash with eventually House/Wilson slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Elves and Fae Are Like Magnets, They Just Connect by Alton Cyphers reviews
[ONE SHOT; EDITED & UPDATED] SportaRobbie! Strange things begin to happen to Robbie, and he just knows it's all Sportacus' fault.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - [Robbie R., Sportacus] - Complete
My Fairly Odd Parents by Youngbountygirl reviews
Danny misses Cosmo and Wanda, but when they visit Amity Park, he's excited. While Danny is with his old godparents, the Anti Faries are planning something big and evil with Ember. Will Danny and Timmy foil their plan?
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Timmy, Danny F. - Complete
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The Foundlings of Central Park reviews
Humanized and living in the Central Park Group Home. Chapter one just sets things up; it'll be a sort of remake of the main show. I don't own anyone in here!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018
Icy Thoughts reviews
Robbie feels unwanted. Will Sportacus find him in time? TRIGGER: attempted suicide & self-harm
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Robbie R., Sportacus
Unintentional Reunion
Grundy is coming to realization, Ed is in love, and Oswald is reforming his army...
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Butch G., Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
film-a-wish reviews
A little girl's Make-a-Wish features the hospital's hottest doctors. There will be slash. Also contains Chase, but not with any pairing...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Complete
IM Hogwarts reviews
CONSIDERED DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2017
Real and Scary reviews
Remember when Timmy wished for everything to be "real and scary"? Remember that Chester was a vampire? Everyone really does turn real and scary... and Timmy and Wanda are scared for their lives.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Timmy, Wanda, Anti-Cosmo
Room of riskiness
Crack fic! A group of Hogwarts students alone in the ROR for fun & games
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2017
Penguins Float
Tag to 3x14 (2017 winter finale) One-sided (maybe?) Nygmobblepot
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,909 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Best Friend reviews
"You're my best friend. Don't forget that." Ed and Oswald are best friends, aren't they? Spoilers and a better summary inside. Possible Nygmobblepot in later chapters.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin - Complete
Riddle Me Love reviews
SPOILER ALERTS INSIDE! My ideas for tonight's (11/28/2016) episode. Ed finds something out about Oswald. Nygmobblepot, T for language and violence.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] - Complete
He Knows It Wss You reviews
Oswald has a chat with an unlikely person over the Isabella-and-Ed events.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2016 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Family Dys-Function reviews
The Doofenshmirtzes and Flynn-Fletchers are breaking apart and getting closer together. Rated T for general language
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2016
Sportarobbie Saves Lazytown reviews
After Sportacus accidentally causes an incident with Robbie's invention, the two must work together to save the future of Lazytown. Rated T for language.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Robbie R., Sportacus
Working Together
A new class of Hogwarts students are related to some current students and faculty. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
Aspect-Exchange-Inator
Perry, Heinz, Vanessa, Carl and Ferb are launched through different universes, taking on new personas, as feelings change between one another. Eventual Ferbnessa and Perryshmirtz
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2016
Back At the Movies reviews
First part of series two of my new Rugrats Recreation Series (later to be referred to as the RRS Universe). The rugrats break the rules and suffer the consequences.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Tommy P., Chuckie F., Phil D., Lil D.
An Interview in Lazytown reviews
My OC, Reporter, interviews the kids and the two competent adults of Lazytown. T for language and suggestive wording.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2016
Robbie the Sports Elf reviews
When Robbie gains amnesia and Sportacus is the first he sees, a LOT of strangeness ensues.
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Robbie R., Sportacus
What of the Children? reviews
Father goes off his hinges. Rated T for language and violence.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Benedict U./Father
Delightful Return reviews
The Delightful Children resurface years later, for revenge. Main character death.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, DCFDTL - Complete
Wait Till My Father Hears About This reviews
What really happens when Draco's "Father hears about this"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Parsel-Truths reviews
Only when Draco is enraged through the effects of a crucio can Draco speak parseltongue. Harry learns this the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Nightmares Become a Reality
Draco's dreams are coming true... and he can't stop them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Draco M.