RAWR! IM TEH COOKIE MONSTER!! XD
hey peoples

User: Teh Cookeh Monster

Name: Jiyoon Miku Ahmed Kwon

Location: MEH NOT TELLING CHU! XD

Age : 13

Nationality: Somali/Asian

Things I like: Anime, manga, yaoi, yuri, sleeping, drawing anime characters, chocolate, candy, energy drinks(i get so fucking hyper :3), my besties, kawaii stuff and Itachi raping Sasuke (ooh spicey spicey...LOL :D)

Things I hate so much I want to kill, then stamp on, then revive then repeat the whole process 500000000000 times: Sharp things, wild mushrooms (OMG THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SCARY), snobs, bitches, preppy girls (teh eeevil ones) and those people who glare at you for absolutely NO FUCKING REASON!

Email meh peeps!:

ParamoreEMO@hotmail.co.uk

or

Darkwingedassasin@yahoo.co.uk

Facebook me!: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/Dinosaurs.Go.RAWRxX

Call me!: LOL joke fuck no am i posting my cell phone number :P

Add me on IMVU peoples!!:

I LOVE NARUTO AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO! He is one of the awesomest people EVER.

Some of my fave animes in order are:

1. Naruto (...NO FRIGGIN' DUH.)

2. Tokyo Mew Mew

3. Death Note

4. Bleach

5. Nana

6.Final Fantasy (Cloud Strife is HAWT!)

7. Shugo Chara

8. Boku wa Imōto ni Koi o Suru

My favourite Korean, Japanese and Taiwanese/Chinese drama are:

1. Playful Kiss/Itazura na kiss/Mischievous Kiss/Naughty Kiss/Jangnanseureon Kisseu (Korean version)

2. Hi, My sweetheart (Taiwanese drama)

3. Akai Ito (Japanese drama)

4. Cinderella's Sister (Korean drama)

5. Brown Sugar Macchiatio (Taiwanese drama)

6. Ataschinchi no danshi (Japanese drama)

7. You're Beautiful (Korean drama)

8. 9. Boys over Flowers/Kgotboda namja/Hana yori dango (Korean version)

10. Boys over Flowers/Kgotboda namja/Hana yori dango (Korean Version)

My favourite Korean, Taiwanese/Chinese and Japanese movies:

1. Koizora (Japanese movie. Made me cry so much...)

2. A millionaire's first love (Korean movie)

3. My Sassy Girl (Korean movie. Seriously, Americans fucking based their American version of My Sassy Girl on the Korean one and it sucks (no offence to Americans XD). The korean one came out in 2003 and the American one came out in 2008)

4. Jenny, Juno (Korean movie. This movie made me LOL!)

5. Lovely Complex Live Action movie (Japanese movie. As good as the manga/anime)

6.Boku wa imouto ni Koi wo suru (Japanese movie)

7. Install (Japanese movie. Such a pervy 10 year old lol)

8. Nana (Japanese movie. Awesome movie like the manga)

9. Nana 2 (Japanese movie. Another awesome movie based on teh same manga)

10. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do (Korean movie)

Favourite Music:

Jpop
Jrock
Visual Kei
Dance
Techno
Electronica
Pop rock
Rock
Screamo
Metal
Alternative
Kpop
Cpop
Emo

Favorite Naruto Couples:

SasuSaku (Fuck Yea! Sweet,Hot,Cute altgether)

NejiTen(She can break his walls of ice like Sakura can with Sasuke awwh)

ShikaIno(Shika says shes troublesome but it could mean you're troublesome..in a cute way)

KakaAnko(They...they...THEY JUST LOOK GOOD TOGETHER OKAY?!)

NaruHina(It'll deffiantley NaruHina happening cos in the manga Naruto gets really pissed when Hinata gets hurt plus she deserves him 4 still loving him even though he had a crush on Sakura)

SasoTobi (ohh yeah this pair is so fucking sexy. Imagine smexxy Sasori fucking Tobi up the ass?)

SaiNaru (Sai's a bitch but who cares LOL! I swear he actually has a crush on Naruto. Why else would he comment on his small dick?)

Other Naruto Couples (not in order)

DeiSaso(i noe its yaoi (i hate yaoi) but they're kinda ok together)

KabuShizu(Its kinda weird cos hes 1 of de bad guyz and SHizune is Tsunades other apprenrtice but they're really cute together)

(etc)

Hated Naruto Couples:

SasuKarin/SasuIno(OH MY FUCKING--EWWH THESE TWO PAIRINGS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE! THEY DISGRACE ME IF IT EVER HAPPENS I'LL KILL MYSELF!)

Sasu/Anyone (besides Sakura)

Shika/Anyone (besides Ino)

NejiHina(LYKE WTF?! THEY'RE FRIKING COUSINS!)

Hina/Anyone(besides Naruto)

If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then BE PROUD OF IT.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, GO AHEAD AND DO IT!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. You know you're a ninja if you do this, such as moi (nah, jkay.)

If you have your own little world, keep imagining. Because we all do.

Taken off konohaninmiharuchan's profile:

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, just freakin' take a look. -

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – Wow. I'd, like, get all my friends and we'd write angry letters to Kishimoto-sama. But seriously, that won't happen, because SasuSaku will be the outcome in the end of Naruto. Like Sakura says, "Love conquers all!"

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – Uhm, DUH. He's really only had a real connection with her.

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – Well, Sasuke will go to Sakura in the end (and if they didn't, refer back to #1.) But the other options would be Naruto or Sai, seeing that Itachi is now dead...-sob-

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – So fucking happy, it would probably mean more to me than Harry Potter...(which means a lot. I got into a two year depression after it finished.)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

PEACE OUT MY SMEXXY BITCHES!

OH AND MY SEXY WIFE BOB SAYS HI! XDDD