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I hereby call Dumbledore; Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumble-dora-the-explora.

Tis' an honor to be proud about.

I watched the move 300 lately, and in my school people were all like "This is SPARTAA!" I'm just like "This is IZAYAAA!" and people look at me like 'the heck?' People ask me what I mean? I tell them to "Go ask the informant in Ikebukuro if you want to know" Then walk away saying "Vrmm vrmm."

Fandoms? Doctor Who, Magi, Supernatural, Pandora Hearts, Hetalia, Durarara, Harry Potter, Monogatari series to name some I like.

Things I Don't Love Dragon Ball, Vampire Night. Sorry if this makes you despise me.

Tips-Don't call me short, if this happens I might unleash my inner Edward.

All time masterpieces that are of my own opinion:

Pandora Hearts, Hunter X Hunter 1999, One Piece, Durarara, Slayers, Ouran High School Host Club, Nabari No Ou, Tegami Bachi, Magi, Fruits Basket, Denpa Kyoushi, Hetalia

On to other things! Allons-y!

Favorite quotes-

"Heroes might be lonely, but they aren't fighting alone." - Kagami Junichirou, Denpa Kyoushi

"If there are no heroes, become one yourself." - Kagami Junichirou, Denpa Kyoushi

"ADW is a severe, incurable aliment that makes the patient Able to Do only what he Wants to do." - Kagami Junichirou, Denpa Kyoushi

"Although I'm weak and full of flaws, I will never stop moving forward. No matter who I am, no one other than myself will create my own existence. No matter what others may think or feel, I will still move forward as myself." - Oz Vessalius, Pandora Hearts

"What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life." -Heiwajima Shizuo, Durarara

"In my hometown, the sky seemed endless...but there was nothing to see." - Ryuugamine Mikado, Durarara

"I love humans, but that doesn't mean that I like you personally." - Orihara Izaya, Durarara

"Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" Mad Hatter, Alice in wonderland

"If you don't know where your going, any road will take you there." - Lewis Carroll

"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents you know." -Lewis Carroll

"So what's changed about? That your taller than me now? Well, that ticks me off, but well, it's been ten years right? Of course, you've gained all kinds of things in that time. But to me, it doesn't seem like you've lost anything that makes you who you are. You were the one with me when I woke up and you've taken care of me time and time again since. And just now, you didn't turn your absolute into a lie, did you? So tell me, what's it exactly that's so different about you? I still...have faith in what you said back then. So what if your a member of some dukedom? Let me say this, don't assume that because your now an aristocrat that I'm going to release you of my service" - Oz Vessalius to Gilbert Nightray, Pandora Hearts

The Pandora Hearts pledge:

I promise to remember Oz
Whenever I find myself wearing a false smile to protect the ones I love while feeling Hollow inside.
I promise to remember Gilbert
Whenever a cat comes near me or when someone is loyal to me
I promise to protect my friends
For Alice's sake of course
I promise to remember Elliot
When I see someone making a heroic sacrifice to protect those they love
I promise to remember Leo
Whenever I see someone reading a lot.
I promise to remember Lacie
Whenever someone is discriminated against for being different.
I promise to remember Jack
Whenever someone is deeply in love with a woman and can't even find himself anymore.
I promise to remember Sharon
Whenever I see a girl trying not to act weak
I promise to remember Ada
Whenever I see a sister trying to help her older brother and change a man.
I promise to remember Alyss
Whenever I see someone who is terribly lonely
I promise to remember Break
Whenever I wish to change the past
I promise to remember Reim
Whenever I swear to be loyal to someone

I promise to remember Lily

Whenever I consider myself useless

I promise to remember Echo

Whenever I see a young depressed girl

I promise to remember Noise

Whenever I see someone outcasted for being different and can't remember their own name

I promise to remember Vincent

Whenever I see a murderous psychopath who didn't choose to be this way, but is.

I promise to remember Oswald

Whenever I see a man doing what he can in life

I promise to remember Oscar

Whenever I see someone being a foster parent to a child who isn't theirs by blood

I promise to remember Rufus

I promise to remember Jiri

When I want to finish a story

Whenever I seek knowledge

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I swear to tell the truth above all else

I promise to remember Cheshire

Whenever I see a lost little cat

I promise to remember Levi

Whenever I see a crazed scientist

I promise to remember Zai

Whenever I think of someone who has lost everything

I promise to remember Lottie

When I see a young girl with a crush on a man

I promise to remember Sheryl

When I see a young grandmother
Yes, I promise to remember Pandora Hearts
Wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
Because I know what the chains and humans know!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PH FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

The Heroes Who Died in Pandora Hearts:

Alice Baskerville, who sacrificed her own life to save the world and protect the one friend she loved above all else, even if he was just a rabbit doll.

Elliot Nightray, who died to atone for his sins and to prove to Oz to always uphold his word.

Lacie Baskerville, who died loving the world even though it hated her

Fang, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Vanessa Nightray, who tried her best to protect her brother.

Oscar Vessalius, who treated his adopted nephew like family

Sara Vessalius, who wanted a child, even if it meant her death

Oswald, who suffered greatly

Xerxes Break, who gave every last ounce of strength to protect those he loved, even the despicable Sewer Rat

Zai Vessalius, who gave his all for his daughter, but should have loved his adopted son as well, for his admirable spirit

Noise Baskerville, who just broke slowly but surely until it killed her.

And Echo Baskerville, who just tried to help a girl she cared about until it killed her, too.

And Jack Vessalius, who shattered his soul and endured hell for the sake of his one true love.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Do not think rabbit dolls are alive.
PH FANS: Believe the opposite thanks to the love Alice had for Oz.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PH FANS: say for Alyss's sake!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
PH FANS: say shut up or I’ll use B-rabbit's scythe on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think chains are just things used to pull up things.
PH FANS: Know that chains are dangerous species capable of many things
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PH FANS: Summon a chain like Lacie to defeat them or stab them with a pair of scissors like Alice.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.
PH FANS: Know that the truth is always much better than believing a lie through distorted memories that never were.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't come in and out in weird places
PH FANS: Emulate Break and sneak in anywhere!

NORMAL PEOPLE: DON'T BREAK DOWN CRYING EVERY MONTH A NEW CHAPTER IS RELEASED.

PH FANS: Get the feels and handle them maturely. By crying like a newborn baby in the corner.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say they love someone to their crush and promise to buy them a birthday present or a wedding ring.
PH Fans: Say they'll send the whole world down into the Abyss for their loved one or destroy everything that makes them sad or lonely.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ask for money and presents on their birthday
PH FANS: Ask for a camera or a good servant or manservant.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Blame you when the meat is gone.
PH Fans: Blame Alice for being greedy and stealing some.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Swear when they're mad at someone.
PH Fans: Tear up stuffed dolls with scissors when they're mad at someone

I promise to remember Mikado, whenever I’m a shy internet freak who wants friends.

I promise to remember Kida, whenever someone close to me gets hurt and I'm too scared to help.

I promise to protect and love humans, for Saika's sake of course.

I promise to remember Anri when my heart feels like it's pointless to live.

I promise to remember Shizuo, whenever I see a stop sign or a tough guy who doesn't want to hurt others.

I promise to remember Izaya whenever a person becomes a sociopath and hurts others out of desperation.

I promise to remember Namie whenever my sibling is in trouble.

I promise to remember Mika, whenever I see someone who is deeply in love.

I promise to remember Seiji whenever I see a boy desperately wishing to be normal and live a normal life with the one he loves.

I promise to remember Dotachin whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others.

I promise to remember Erika, whenever I read yaoi.

I promise to remember Aoba whenever a boy is being bullied by his brother.

I promise to remember Ruri whenever a girl is alone and hated.

I promise to remember Akane when I confront my family's dark sides.

I promise to remember Kururi when I act shy around my crush.

I promise to remember Celty when I search for something and don't give up.

I promise to remember Shinra when I do something for someone I love.

I promise to remember Saki whenever I'm alone and can't be with the one I love.

I promise to remember Psyche when I want to be happy.

I promise to remember Roppi whenever I feel like hating the entire world.

I promise to remember Hibiya when I feel like a king.

I promise to remember Tsugaru when I want to be loved.

I promise to remember Tsukishima when I'm scared or shy.

I promise to remember Shinichi Tsukumoya when I'm online all the time.

I promise to remember Kasuka when I feel emotionless.

I promise to remember Durarara!!!!

Wherever I may go.

Ordinary People: Stop at stop signs.

Durarara fans: Try to lift them out of the ground and scream "IZAYAAA!"

Ordinary people: Steal pudding.

Durarara fans: Warn them that they might lift up the fridge if they do so.

Ordinary people: Think the internet is a waste of time.

Durarara fans: Remind them that the Dollars is a creation of the Internet.

Ordinary people: Think Cell phones are wonderful.

Durarara fans: Will crush that phone and laugh while doing so.

Ordinary people: Think mannequins are just, well, mannequins.

Durarara fans: Will walk up to it and say, "HI, CELTY."

Ordinary people: Will say humans are stupid.

Durarara fans: Will tell them humans are interesting and they love them.

Ordinary people: Will talk about blood-sucking fleas.

Durarara fans: Will laugh when they mention fleas.

Ordinary people: Will say otakus are stupid.

Durarara fans: Will think of Walker and Erika and shut them up.

Ordinary people: Don't give each other nicknames.

Durarara fans: Will call their friends "-chin" or "-chan" just to tick them off.

Ordinary people: Don't think cutting is a sign of love.

Durarara fans: Will take a knife and pretend it's Saika.

Ordinary people: Think heads are creepy.

Durarara fans: Will think they're cool.

Ordinary people: Know of the headless horseman.

Durarara fans: Will cry out, "THAT'S CELTY!"

Ordinary people: Will tell you yellow scarves are nice to wear.

Durarara fans: Will tell them it's a symbol of who they are as a person.

Ordinary people: Think sushi is okay.

Durarara fans: Will walk up to anyone and say "Sushi good, try Sushi!"

Ordinary people: Will stay away from big, angry men.

Durarara fans: Say hi, Shizu-channnn! and see what happens.

Ordinary people: Will think Cleverbot is pointless.

Durarara fans: Will troll the shit out of Cleverbot like Izaya.

Ordinary People: Think it's okay to date just one girl.

Durarara fans: Will do the Masaomi Kida and ask seven girls out

Ordinary People: Like chairs

Durarara fans: Will spin around in said chair, screaming how they love humans while laughing

Magi fans/ordinary people

Ordinary People: Will say that they love Disney Aladdin.

Magi fans: Will think of Aladdin and laugh hysterically.